A Sexual Analysis of Spider-Man's Web-Slinging in Deadpool #1 [Preview]

Deadpool #1 is in stores from Marvel Comics next week, once again relaunching the Merc with a Mouth's solo series under a new creative team. This time, it's Kelly Thompson and Chris Bachalo, along with some other folk whose last names only are listed on the cover while they're not mentioned at all in the solicit. But hey, at least that's better than letterers, who don't get listed at all. @#$% you, letterers. That's what Marvel thinks. We're just passing along the message.

Anyway, there's a new Deadpool #1 out next week and we've got a preview below.

Deadpool #1 [Preview]

In the preview, we find out hero recovering from a previous attempt to murder the king of the monsters.

Deadpool #1 [Preview]

But soon, Elsa Bloodstone arrives for a team-up.

Deadpool #1 [Preview]

Unfortunately, the team-up is up to a rough start.

Deadpool #1 [Preview]

And it isn't long before the monster gets the upper hand.

Deadpool #1 [Preview]

It's at that point in which Deadpool takes the opportunity to compare Spider-Man's web-slinging with masturbation.

Deadpool #1 [Preview]


You know what, this book might work out after all. Deadpool #1 hits stores on Wednesday.

(W) Kelly Thompson (A/CA) Chris Bachalo
Deadpool's newest mercenary job has him going after the King of Monsters, who has claimed a new kingdom for his monstrous subjects…on Staten Island! But you know what they say, when you come at the king, you better not miss! The Merc with a Mouth finds himself neck deep in political intrigue, monster law, and a monster hunter out for blood! It's like The Crown but with even more swords and monsters! Can Deadpool's smooth charisma and deft diplomacy allow him to keep his head, or will he be royally screwed?
Parental Advisory
In Shops: Nov 20, 2019
SRP: $4.99

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