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Next Week's Punisher #7 Exposes the Size of Frank Castle's Penis (Spoilers)

Published Sat, 26 Jan 2019 18:00:07 -0600

Things aren't going great for The Punisher. First of all, he's in a prison in Bagalia, and second of all, there are no good barbers there. Also, the other residents really don't respect people's privacy.

Confronted in a steamy locker room by a prison boss nun, Frank Castle lets it all hang out. You might think she'd find that shocking, but she reveals she's been reading certain titles from the distinguished competition…

Might as well put on that towel then, Frank. You're not impressing anyone. But to be fair, Batman's wasn't particularly impressive either, and he does alright for himself (though Catwoman did leave him at the altar).

If nothing else, now we know why Matthew Rosenberg really wanted to get off Twitter this week. This isn't going to go over well with Punbronies.

Punisher #7 hits stores next Wednesday.

Punisher #7
(W) Matthew Rosenberg (A) Szymon Kudranski (CA) Greg Smallwood
LET THE PUNISHER FIT THE CRIME!
• Can Zemo's bid to turn Bagalia into a legitimate nation withstand the Punisher?
• What chance does the Rule of Law have in a land full of outlaws?
• Frank Castle is notoriously hard to kill, but an entire nation of super criminals might just do it.
Parental Advisory
In Shops: Jan 30, 2019
SRP: $3.99