Next Week's Punisher #7 Exposes the Size of Frank Castle's Penis (Spoilers)

Things aren't going great for The Punisher. First of all, he's in a prison in Bagalia, and second of all, there are no good barbers there. Also, the other residents really don't respect people's privacy.

Confronted in a steamy locker room by a prison boss nun, Frank Castle lets it all hang out. You might think she'd find that shocking, but she reveals she's been reading certain titles from the distinguished competition…

Might as well put on that towel then, Frank. You're not impressing anyone. But to be fair, Batman's wasn't particularly impressive either, and he does alright for himself (though Catwoman did leave him at the altar).

If nothing else, now we know why Matthew Rosenberg really wanted to get off Twitter this week. This isn't going to go over well with Punbronies.

Punisher #7 hits stores next Wednesday.

Punisher #7
(W) Matthew Rosenberg (A) Szymon Kudranski (CA) Greg Smallwood
• Can Zemo's bid to turn Bagalia into a legitimate nation withstand the Punisher?
• What chance does the Rule of Law have in a land full of outlaws?
• Frank Castle is notoriously hard to kill, but an entire nation of super criminals might just do it.
Parental Advisory
In Shops: Jan 30, 2019
SRP: $3.99

About Jude Terror

A prophecy says that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero will come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events.

Scourge of Rich Johnston, maker of puns, and seeker of the Snyder Cut, Jude Terror, sadly, is not the hero comics needs right now... but he's the one the industry deserves.

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