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Conan Meets Crom, a Possible New Love Interest for Krakoa? Conan the Barbarian #11 [Spoilers]
Last week's X-Men #2 featured a comic book first: the first time we've seen two islands have sex on panel. Yes, it was as hot as you're thinking it was. But could there be another sentient landmass to compete with Arrako for Krakoa's affections?
Spoilers for Conan the Barbarian #11 follow…
Conan the Barbarian is dead. Really, truly dead. Killed at the end of Conan the Barbarian #10 by the children of the Crimson Witch. Now, whether it will last more than a single issue is another story, but the point is he's dead, and in Conan the Barbarian #11, Conan finds himself in a Cimmerian afterlife, reduced to a young child in his home village with his parents and seemingly sentenced to an eternity of endless struggle for survival.
But Conan isn't satisfied, and so he leaves to climb a nearby mountain, where he dies again, over and over, mauled by animals, buried by avalanches, before finally reaching the top, and it's there that Conan meets his god, Crom.
That's right, Crom is a mountain. This changes everything. Yes, Krakoa and Arakko share a bond that only two sentient islands that were once one possibly can. But also, as the only two known sentient landmasses in the Marvel Universe, they kind of have no choice but to look to each other for sexual gratification. But now, with Crom the mountain in the mix, there are options. Or maybe room for a three-way, if recent trends in X-Men comics are any indication. Marvel, please make this happen.
Conan the Barbarian #11 is in stores now… read a comic with a dead Conan while you still can, as it's unlikely to last.
CONAN THE BARBARIAN #11
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(W) Jason Aaron (A) Mahmud A. Asrar (CA) Esad Ribic
BY CROM – THE BARBARIAN VS. HIS GOD!
• As Conan shuffles off this mortal coil, he stands face to face with his God, CROM!
• But Crom does not care for the fate of some weak mortal…
• Unless Conan MAKES him!
• CONAN IS DEAD! LONG LIVE CONAN!
• Plus: the penultimate chapter in the all-new novella "BLACK STARLIGHT"!
Parental Advisory
In Shops: Nov 20, 2019
SRP: $3.99