DC Comics media partner Comicosity has a preview of next week's Superman #5 by Peter J. Tomasi, Patrick Gleason, Doug Mahnke, Jamie Mendoza and Wil Quintana.
With the alive stay-at-home Mom Lois Lane, Superdad and their child Jonathan Kent taking a trip to the moon.
Because a trip to the moon doesn't involve any other inherent dangers. That's right, Batman has a hidey hole on the Moon. Just because he does. And a Bat cave full of flying robot bats. It's probably easier for them to fly in 1/6 gravity. Remember, Batman will have had to transport all that material to the moon himself. And build it himself. And bring all those robot bats too. Just saying, it's a lot harder to find construction workers on the moon.
Which now makes me wonder how Bruce Wayne built the original Batcave in secret from all the workers who actually built it? Off to Google…
…okay, mute technological genius, Harold Allnut. Of course, in space, no one can hear you tell everyone that you just built a Batcave on the moon. Even though this is housewife Lois, surely her journalistic instincts would kick in…
Doesn't Obi-Wan get chopped in half, first time out? Nice one, Lois, very sensitive.
Superman #5 is published this week.