In DC Rebirth, Batman Has A Bat Cave On The Moon

DC Comics media partner Comicosity has a preview of next week's Superman #5 by Peter J. Tomasi, Patrick Gleason, Doug Mahnke, Jamie Mendoza and Wil Quintana.

With the alive stay-at-home Mom Lois Lane, Superdad and their child Jonathan Kent taking a trip to the moon.

SM_5_1  Because that's what the family of Superman does.

SM_5_2 Because a trip to the moon doesn't involve any other inherent dangers.SM_5_3 That's right, Batman has a hidey hole on the Moon. Just because he does.SM_5_4 And a Bat cave full of flying robot bats. It's probably easier for them to fly in 1/6 gravity. Remember, Batman will have had to transport all that material to the moon himself. And build it himself. And bring all those robot bats too. Just saying, it's a lot harder to find construction workers on the moon.

Which now makes me wonder how Bruce Wayne built the original Batcave in secret from all the workers who actually built it? Off to Google…

…okay, mute technological genius, Harold Allnut. Of course, in space, no one can hear you tell everyone that you just built a Batcave on the moon. Even though this is housewife Lois, surely her journalistic instincts would kick in…SM_5_5

 

Doesn't Obi-Wan get chopped in half, first time out? Nice one, Lois, very sensitive.

Superman #5 is published this week.

About Rich Johnston

Founder of Bleeding Cool. The longest-serving digital news reporter in the world, since 1992. Author of The Flying Friar, Holed Up, The Avengefuls, Doctor Who: Room With A Deja Vu, The Many Murders Of Miss Cranbourne, Chase Variant. Lives in South-West London, works from Blacks on Dean Street, shops at Piranha Comics. Father of two. Political cartoonist.

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