Magneto is the Master of Magnetism, But He Sucks at Table Manners

X-Men #4 is in stores now, and Bleeding Cool Rumourmonger-in-Chief Rich Johnston dedicated one of his weekly comics spoiler articles to talking all about Professor Xavier and his hippie dream of humans and mutants co-existing peacefully, blah blah blah blah blah. But Rich missed the bigger story of the book, which was the fact that either mutants have entirely different ideas than humans of what constitutes good table manners, or Magneto simply doesn't have any at all.

Just look at this scene from X-Men #4, where Magneto explains to a table of diplomats how mutants intend to conquer the world without ever firing a single shot.

Magneto is the Master of Magnetism, But He Sucks at Table Manners

Horrifying, isn't it?! Magneto was talking while chewing the entire time! We don't know what's going on in Krakoa, but if this new mutant society is one where people chew with their mouths open and talk with their mouths full, maybe it's time to bring in the Sentinels!

X-Men #4 is in stores now.

X-MEN #4 DX
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(W) Jonathan Hickman (A/CA) Leinil Francis Yu
The Krakoan leaders attend and economic forum to show the humans what real power looks like
Rated T+
In Shops: Jan 01, 2020
SRP: $3.99

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