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Two Stakes are Better Than One in Wolverine #12 [Preview]

Wolverine is best known for his mutant power: the fact that he has two dicks, one for f**king and one for making love. And we know that he uses one of those dicks to f**k Cyclops and the other one to make love to Jean Grey. This is pretty much the most quintessential relationship in all of comics, and it's served Wolverine well for years. Unfortunately, even if they're hard as wood, neither of those dicks will do Wolverine and Louise much good in this preview of Wolverine #12.

Instead, Wolvie is gonna need two different stuff, pointy phallic objects: some wooden snakes. That's because it's Wolverine vs vampires in this preview of Wolverine #12! Can the stabby little runt take on Dracula himself and survive? Or will he fall prey to Dracula's famous charms? And if he does, which of the dicks will Dracula want? We're guessing both of them. Wolverine #12 hits stores on Wednesday from Marvel Comics. Check out the preview below.

WOLVERINE #12
MARVEL COMICS
MAR210595
(W) Ben Percy (A) Scot Eaton (CA) Adam Kubert
LAST BLOOD!
A last-ditch effort will put WOLVERINE and LOUISE within fanging distance of DRACULA…and a betrayal that will tear through the X-books!
Parental Advisory
In Shops: 2021-05-19
SRP: $3.99

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