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BEWARE! You have stumbled upon an archive of extremely serious posts uncovering information Marvel DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW about Wolverine. Contrary to popular belief fueled by DECADES OF MISINFORMATION, Wolverine does not have just one dick. Wolverine has TWO DICKS, one for f**king, and one for making love. At great personal risk, Bleeding Cool has spent more than a year investigating the CONSPIRACY to cover up Wolverine's dual-dicked status, and the articles you see below are the fruits of our labor. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!