Dynamite has sent us a writer's commentary by Erik Burnham for Red Sonja #16 that he co-wrote with Amy Chu. The book has interiors by Carlos Gomez and covers by Mike McKone, Tom Mandrake and Art Thibert.
Heya, folks — Erik Burnham here with you again for another RED SONJA commentary.
I almost feel like this needs a terrible, punny, late-70s/early 80s lettercol title. S-Words? Let's go with S-Words. I wouldn't be surprised if that one had actually been used, but the internet isn't helping me confirm or deny so until further notice, I'm pretending it's divine inspiration.
Rest of the credits, because they're important!
My senior co-writer Amy Chu, who built the foundation, colorist Mohan, who makes Carlos' line art extra pretty, and letters by ol' Simon Bowland, who makes sure all me and Amy's wit hits page properly.
Thanks to the editorial team of Joseph Rybandt, Luke Lieberman, and Anthony Marques for keeping the cats herded…. and now, away to Hyboria!
O! M! G! Kulan Gath, the evil wizard, has just put a sorcerous whammy on Professor Wallace, killing him. He did this last issue because Max, our time-lost Meruvian mage, couldn't make the choice of killing Sonja and Wallace vs the entirety of the Meruvian population.
Well, Kulan Gath is gonna kill everybody.
He's a jerk like that.
HOLY BUCKETS! WALLACE LIVES! We didn't conveniently forget about the fact that he could create magical duplicates of himself. We keep notes to prevent such a thing. (Actually, Amy just remembers off the top of her head.)
Anyhoo, Wallace knows Meru has a foretold prophecy of doom, and its name ain't Kulan Gath.
Sonja! Fighting guards!
… Is it just me, or can anyone else imagine the 60's Batman fight music — complete with SFX blasts — while reading this page?
Moving on, then.
The odds are stacked high when, suddenly, a fire from the heavens! It must certainly be a satellite from the future locked in geosynchronous orbit and blasting evil from the – wait, no, I'm thinking of another book.
THIS IS A BIG OL' FIREBREATHING MONSTER (and its mate)!
You've seen this beast before. Many times before. Amy opened the series with it, for Pete's sake. But this time, it's on the side of the angels, as dated pop culture would say.
Insert "Wilhelm Scream" here.
Oh right, Kulan Gath is still there! And he has glowy magic hands and thinks he's way above a giant fire-breathing monster in the order of things.
That's called hubris, Gath, ol' buddy.
And that's why Kulan Gath gets incinerated.
Is Wallace telling the truth to those soldiers? Do Gath's spells wear off with his death?
Maybe. Or maybe he was telling them that. They can't be the sharpest tools in the shed… and there's no sense fighting more when you can end things in less than 35 words.
I like seeing Sonja ride flying monsters.
I think it should be her thing.
Look! The Wonder Wheel! Max uses it to lock onto home and then discovers the truth from Wallace.
If he goes back to modern day New York City, he'll forfeit his magic.
He needs to make a choice now.
Though, to be fair, air conditioning is a lot LIKE magic, Max…
He knows where he belongs. He's not a sword and sorcery kinda dude.
Meru is rebuilt! Everyone reflects over a beverage over what other times may or may not have offered!
And hey, Kulan Gath is finally dead again after 16 issues and change!
An epilogue… Kulan Gath's amulet is under guard…
Well, it was…
Next month Amy and I return with Red Sonja and Daniel HDR… but no Kulan Gath. Pinky swear!
Thanks for reading!