WWE Tag Champs New Day To Release Book Of Booty In 2017

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Last night on WWE Monday Night Raw, The New Day became the longest reigning tag team champions in WWE history, beating a record previously set by Demolition, by winning two triple threat tag team matches in one night. On the heels of that historic victory, the trio will release a book called "The Book of Booty: Shake It. Love It. Never Be It." in 2017.

The info, via 411 Wrestling:

Multi-time W . . . W . . . E! (WWE) TAG! TEAM! CHAMPIONS! The New Day want you to feel the power!! And now you can with The Book of Booty: Shake It. Love It. Never Be It. From the purveyors of positivity themselves, each chapter of this handy guide will help you embrace the New Day way of life. Even if you're feeling booty—and who (who?! who?! who?! who?! who?!) has never felt booty? —you'll be clapping, gyrating, and radiating positivity like the New Day themselves.

Fans will learn:
* The New Day's official definition of "booty," and the telltale signs that you or a loved one might be booty
* The proper attire and headwear for the new you
* How to twerk like a man
* What your spirit animal says about you
* How to project positivity

By the time you finish this book, you'll be a rainbow-gazing, trombone-playing, unicorn-loving soldier of positivity, ready to take on nefarious WWE tag teams with a smile on your face. Pro tip: Eat your Booty O's every morning for added strength!

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