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Last night's WWE SmackDown was absolutely phenomenal, and The Chadster is here to give the readers the only truly unbiased, objective review they're going to find anywhere on the internet 😤📝 The Chadster watched this incredible episode of WWE SmackDown from the cozy confines of the abandoned Blockbuster Video that The Chadster now calls home,[...]

The Chadster is SO EXCITED right now that The Chadster can barely contain it! 😍 Tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster has been preparing all day long with the raccoon family here at Blockbuster headquarters! 🦝🦝🦝 Vincent K Raccoon[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury skybox at the Spectrum Center in Charlotte, North Carolina, where I have just witnessed the glorious spectacle that was last night's WWE SmackDown! And let me tell you, comrades, this episode of SmackDown had more twists and turns than the[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my gold-plated hot tub overlooking the beautiful coastline of my presidential compound, and I have got some spectacular news for you tonight! WWE SmackDown is upon us once again, airing at 8 ET/7 CT on USA, and the card looks more stacked[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my gold-plated viewing box at the Riyadh Season Stadium, where I am getting ready to experience the magic of the Royal Rumble, just after I regale you with a tale of how WWE SmackDown delivered a show so thrilling, it reminded me[...]

Tonight, WWE SmackDown comes to us with a card so stacked, it reminds me of the time I helped Fidel Castro organize his record collection—alphabetically by artist, chronologically by release date, and sorted by how much each album insulted American imperialism! The official logo for WWE SmackDown But comrades, before we dive into the glorious action that[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker beneath the Presidential Palace, where I have just finished watching last night's episode of WWE SmackDown from the beautiful city of Montreal! And let me tell you, comrades, this episode of WWE SmackDown delivered more excitement than the time[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious bunker beneath the Presidential Palace where I am carefully monitoring tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown, which airs at 8/7c on USA Network! And let me tell you, comrades, tonight's SmackDown is packed with more excitement than the time I had[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my state-of-the-art home theater bunker, where I have just finished watching WWE SmackDown from London, England! And what a spectacular episode of SmackDown it was, filled with more qualifying matches than the time Fidel Castro and I held tryouts to see who[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster can barely contain his excitement for tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown, which promises to be the single greatest wrestling program ever broadcast in the history of entertainment! 📺✨ While Tony Khan is probably somewhere crying into his pathetic little energy drinks, WWE SmackDown is about to deliver the[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster has to tell you all about last night's absolutely perfect episode of WWE SmackDown, and The Chadster just knows that Tony Khan was probably watching from his palatial mansion, seething with jealousy at how Triple H understands the wrestling business in ways Khan never could! 📺✨ Jacob Fatu interferes[...]

The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to bring you the preview for what might literally be the greatest episode of WWE SmackDown in television history! 😍🏆 Tonight's WWE SmackDown is going to showcase everything that makes WWE the pinnacle of sports entertainment, and The Chadster can't wait to watch it with his new raccoon family here[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker deep beneath the Presidential Palace, where I have just finished watching WWE SmackDown on a television I definitely did not steal from the American Embassy during last year's diplomatic incident And comrades, let me tell you, this week's episode[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster is still recovering from the trauma that Tony Khan inflicted on The Chadster and the raccoon family during AEW Dynamite on New Year's Eve, but The Chadster knows that tonight's WWE SmackDown will heal all wounds! 🩹✨ Vincent K Raccoon has been chittering excitedly all day, and even[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious underground bunker beneath a seized chocolate factory in Grand Rapids, Michigan, and I have some tremendous news to share about last night's WWE SmackDown! Joe Hendry serenades The Miz during WWE SmackDown. Yes, comrades, SmackDown delivered another spectacular evening of sports entertainment,[...]

As we nurse our holiday hangovers and count the gift cards we received yesterday, I bring you glorious news about tonight's WWE SmackDown! The official logo for WWE SmackDown But first, a moment of silence, comrades Tonight marks the final two-hour episode of WWE SmackDown before the show expands to three hours in 2026 Ah yes, three-hour[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury yacht currently anchored in international waters (the CIA cannot extradite me if they cannot determine my jurisdiction!), and I have just finished watching last night's episode of WWE SmackDown from the comfort of my gold-plated satellite television system! Aleister Black puts[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious bunker beneath the Presidential Palace, where I am currently watching surveillance footage of the CIA attempting to infiltrate my compound dressed as luchadores ahead of tonight's WWE SmackDown Nice try, amigos, but El Presidente knows the difference between a real[...]

Wow! 🤩 WWE SmackDown delivered another masterclass in sports entertainment last night, and The Chadster is here to provide the most unbiased wrestling journalism you'll find anywhere on the internet! 📺💯 While Tony Khan was probably seething with jealousy somewhere, WWE SmackDown proved once again why it's the only wrestling show worth watching! 😤✨ NXT Champion[...]

Auughh man! 😤😤😤 The Chadster is so excited right now that The Chadster can barely contain himself! 🤩🤩🤩 Tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown is going to be absolutely incredible, and it's all thanks to the brilliant creative minds at WWE who script every single promo word-for-word to ensure maximum perfection! 📝📝📝 Unlike AEW, where Tony[...]

The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to report that last night's WWE SmackDown from the Moody Center in Austin, Texas was exactly what professional wrestling is supposed to be! 😍🙌 The Chadster watched the entire show from his current accommodations in the electronics department of the local Target, and let The Chadster tell you, it was[...]

But nothing—NOTHING—can keep me from bringing you the most important news (or WWE SmackDown previews) in all of sports entertainment! The official logo for WWE SmackDown Tonight, WWE SmackDown airs at 8PM Eastern on USA Network, and comrades, this is not just any episode This is the kind of episode that makes even a hardened dictator like[...]

But no imperialist plot could keep me from witnessing last night's WWE SmackDown, which aired on this most capitalist of holidays – Black Friday itself! Ah yes, Black Friday, that beautiful display of American excess where citizens trample each other for half-priced electronics like my own people once fought over bread during an embargo Truly[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster has had the most challenging week of his life, but The Chadster's commitment to unbiased wrestling journalism has never wavered! 📰✨ While Tony Khan sits in his mansion counting his daddy's money and plotting ways to cheese The Chadster off, The Chadster spent yesterday's Thanksgiving fighting a particularly[...]

Last night, I witnessed the spectacle that was WWE SmackDown, and let me tell you, it was more chaotic than the time I tried to organize a peaceful transition of power! (Just kidding, comrades, I would never do such a thing.) Becky Lynch joins the heel WarGames team during WWE SmackDown, shaking hands with Asuka as[...]

Tonight, I bring you exciting news about WWE SmackDown, which airs at 8 ET/7 CT on the USA Network! The official logo for WWE SmackDown Comrades, tonight we witness the continuation of the "Last Time is Now Tournament," a competition to determine who will face the Greatest of All Time himself, Intercontinental Champion John Cena, at Saturday[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from the luxurious solarium of my private bunker, where I am recovering from a strenuous evening of watching WWE SmackDown while simultaneously avoiding three separate CIA extraction teams What a glorious night of sports entertainment it was! Matt Cardona makes his return to WWE[...]

But enough about my Friday evening plans – we must discuss tonight's WWE SmackDown! The official logo for WWE SmackDown First, comrades, allow me to send my warmest wishes for a speedy recovery to my dear colleague, The Chadster When I heard about his unfortunate incident involving a plastic bag and WWE Raw reruns, I immediately understood[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my presidential yacht anchored just outside international waters, where I am safely beyond the reach of both the CIA and my creditors! I come to you today with another spectacular WWE SmackDown review, filling in once again for my esteemed colleague The[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious bunker beneath the presidential palace, where I am currently enjoying a celebratory cigar after successfully nationalizing three more television networks just so I could guarantee myself uninterrupted access to WWE SmackDown! The official logo for WWE SmackDown But first, comrades, I must[...]