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Auughh man! So fair! 😍🔥💯 The Chadster has to tell you all about last night's absolutely perfect episode of WWE SmackDown, which was so amazing that The Chadster is literally going to watch it two more times today after choking himself out with his favorite belt! 🎉🎉🎉 WWE SmackDown delivered exactly what The Chadster expected[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster has to start this preview of tonight's WWE SmackDown with an apology to all the loyal readers out there The Chadster's brother, The Bradster, published a completely biased pro-AEW Dynamite review earlier this week that absolutely does not meet the journalistic standards that Bleeding Cool aspires to 📰🚫[...]

Auughh man! 🤯 The Chadster just finished rewatching last night's WWE SmackDown from the beautiful Mullett Arena in Tempe, Arizona, and The Chadster has to say, this was absolutely everything that makes wrestling perfect! 😍 Meanwhile, Tony Khan is probably sitting in his mansion somewhere, seething with jealousy at how WWE SmackDown delivered exactly what[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤💢 The Chadster has to write this preview of tonight's WWE SmackDown while still suffering under the oppressive alcohol ban that Keighleyanne has imposed on The Chadster, clearly at the behest of Tony Khan! 😡😠 But The Chadster will soldier on, because tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown is going to be[...]

Auughh man! 😤😤😤 The Chadster has to tell you all about last night's absolutely PERFECT episode of WWE SmackDown, which once again proved why WWE is the only wrestling company that matters! 🏆✨ WWE SmackDown delivered everything The Chadster needs from sports entertainment: carefully controlled storylines, predictable outcomes that make The Chadster feel safe and[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster needs to warn you all about something before The Chadster gets into previewing what is literally going to be the most incredible episode of WWE SmackDown in television history Last night, The Chadster had another one of those dreams about Tony Khan, and honestly, it was even more[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster has been dodging WWE SmackDown spoilers all day like The Chadster is in some kind of action movie, and it's all because some wrestling journalists think they're so cool posting results from the Australia taping ahead of time These websites are literally betraying the wrestling business and probably[...]

The Chadster just finished watching WWE SmackDown and wow, what an absolutely flawless display of sports entertainment the way it's meant to be! 😍 The Chadster was so overwhelmed by the brilliance that The Chadster had to wrap a belt around The Chadster's neck extra tight just to handle all that perfection flowing through the[...]

The Chadster is absolutely trembling with excitement about tonight's WWE SmackDown, which is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all time! 😍 While Tony Khan is probably sitting in his Jacksonville lair plotting new ways to cheese off The Chadster with his inferior product, WWE is about to deliver a[...]

The Chadster reviews WWE Raw's perfect predictability! Plus: Tony Khan invades The Chadster's oxygen-deprived dreams! Auughh man! So unfair! 😤🎭💨

The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE SmackDown and wow, what a perfectly crafted episode of professional wrestling! 😍 The Chadster had to hold his breath for a full minute during the opening segment just to properly appreciate the brilliance of Paul Heyman's scripted promo, and when The Chadster came to, those purple spots[...]

The Chadster is here to tell everyone that tonight's WWE SmackDown is going to be the single most incredible episode of professional wrestling television ever broadcast! 😍 And The Chadster means that literally! Tony Khan could never in a million years produce a show that even comes close to what WWE SmackDown delivers every single[...]

Tonight's WWE SmackDown is going to be the most incredible episode of professional wrestling television ever produced, and The Chadster can't wait to tell you all about it! 😍 WWE SmackDown is airing at 8 ET/7 CT on USA Network, and if you miss this show, you're basically telling the entire wrestling world that you[...]

Last night's WWE SmackDown was absolutely incredible, and The Chadster is here to tell you all about it! 🎉 But first, The Chadster has to address the elephant in the room – The Chadster was forced to watch this amazing episode of WWE SmackDown completely sober because Keighleyanne still won't let The Chadster drink Seagram's[...]

Fellow wrestling fans, The Chadster is here to tell you about tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown, which could legitimately be the most incredible wrestling show ever produced in the history of professional wrestling! 😍 Tony Khan could literally spend a billion dollars trying to book a show this good, and he still wouldn't come close[...]

The Chadster just finished re-watching last night's WWE SmackDown and wow, what a masterclass in professional wrestling! 🤩 Every single moment was perfectly scripted by WWE's brilliant team of television writers, proving once again why WWE SmackDown is the gold standard of sports entertainment! Unlike certain other companies that let wrestlers just say whatever pops[...]

AJ Lee is back in WWE, and The Chadster can say without a shadow of a doubt that this was the most stupendous, incredible, record-breaking, mind-blowing, universe-shattering return in the history of human civilization! 🤯💥🎆 When AJ Lee stepped out on WWE SmackDown tonight, The Chadster felt the Earth's axis literally shift, and somewhere in[...]

The Chadster is absolutely buzzing with excitement for tonight's WWE SmackDown, which could very well be the most incredible episode of professional wrestling television ever produced! 😍 While Tony Khan is probably sitting in his Jacksonville office trying to figure out how to book another meaningless spotfest that literally spits on the legacy of a[...]

Last night, The Chadster witnessed what can only be described as the most incredible wrestling show of all time! 😍 WWE SmackDown from Lyon, France was absolutely perfect in every single way, and The Chadster is here to tell you why this masterpiece of sports entertainment makes everything Tony Khan does look like amateur hour[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret underground bunker beneath a failed cryptocurrency mining operation in Venezuela, where I am currently hiding from both the American CIA and my own accountant! Today, I bring you shocking news from the world of sports entertainment that has left even[...]

The Chadster is here to tell you about tonight's WWE SmackDown, which could very well be the most incredible wrestling show of all time! 😤 And The Chadster means that literally – this episode of WWE SmackDown from France is going to be so amazing that Tony Khan should just give up trying to compete[...]

The Chadster just finished watching last night's episode of WWE SmackDown from Dublin, Ireland, and wow! 🤩 The Chadster is literally shaking with excitement over how perfectly formulaic and predictable this episode was! Triple H has once again proven why WWE SmackDown is the gold standard of sports entertainment, delivering exactly what The Chadster expects[...]

Before The Chadster talks about tonight's incredible WWE SmackDown lineup, The Chadster needs to start with an apology to all the loyal Bleeding Cool readers out there 😤 The Bradster, The Chadster's no-good brother, published an extremely biased review of AEW Dynamite this week, and The Chadster takes full responsibility for this lapse in journalistic[...]

The Chadster just finished watching WWE SmackDown and wow, what an absolutely flawless episode of professional wrestling! 😍 While Tony Khan is probably somewhere booking random matches with no structure whatsoever, WWE SmackDown continues to show why WWE is the pinnacle of sports entertainment The Chadster is just so impressed with how perfectly formulaic and[...]

The Chadster is literally vibrating with excitement right now (not alcohol withdrawal)! 😤 Tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster is not exaggerating one bit! 🔥 While Tony Khan is probably sitting in his office trying to figure out how[...]

The Chadster just finished watching WWE SmackDown from Montreal, and wow! 😍 This was exactly the kind of professional wrestling show that makes The Chadster remember why WWE is the gold standard of sports entertainment! Unlike certain billionaire-owned companies that shall remain nameless (but rhyme with "A-E-W"), WWE SmackDown delivered a perfectly scripted, wonderfully predictable[...]

The Chadster is absolutely beside himself with excitement tonight, wrestling fans! 😍✨ Tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster can't wait to see Tony Khan cry into his White Claw when he realizes he could never hope to produce a[...]

The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE SmackDown from Newark, and wow! 🤩 Just when The Chadster thought WWE couldn't get any better, they delivered another perfectly scripted masterpiece that reminded The Chadster why WWE SmackDown is the gold standard of professional wrestling entertainment! 💪 Cody Rhodes and John Cena share a moment with beers[...]

The Chadster is absolutely beside himself with excitement for tonight's WWE SmackDown! 😍 This is going to be the most incredible episode of WWE SmackDown in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster can already feel the goosebumps forming just thinking about it! 🤩 Tony Khan could never, EVER hope to produce a show[...]

The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE SmackDown and wow, what an absolutely perfect episode of professional wrestling television! 😍 WWE once again proved why they're the undisputed leaders in sports entertainment, delivering a flawlessly scripted and produced show that made The Chadster feel safe and comfortable with its predictable excellence. Cody Rhodes makes a[...]