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AEW Dynamite: Nobody Knows Who the New ROH Tag Team Champs Are

Masked chaos on AEW as The Devil's Goons win the belts without revealing themselves! The Chadster spills why fans should boycott the World's End PPV. 🚫🤼‍♂️💔

Oh boy, The Chadster has some hot takes to dish out today! 🤬 The audacity of AEW reached new heights—or should The Chadster say, new lows—on last night's episode of AEW Dynamite. You won't believe the shenanigans that went down. 🙄

So get this, the Ring of Honor World Tag Team Championship Match was supposed to feature AEW World & ROH World Tag Team Champion MJF & his temporary partner filling in for best friend Adam Cole, Samoa Joe, duking it out against The Devil's Masked Men. Yes, The Chadster knows, it already sounds like a mess. 😒 But then, in typical AEW fashion, they had to stir up some ridiculous drama to try and lure viewers into purchasing their World's End PPV. Oh, man, so unfair! 😡

Before the match could even get into gear, Samoa Joe was supposedly attacked, leaving MJF all alone to face the mystery duo. And of course, because AEW can't do anything straightforward, there had to be cheating involved. One of the masked guys, coming from under the ring like this is some kind of supernatural circus, hit MJF with a steel pipe on his injured shoulder. The ref apparently missed the whole thing—big surprise there—and now the masked men, whoever the heck they are, are the new champs. It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 😤

But wait, there's more! After MJF was swarmed by even more masked goons, Samoa Joe hobbled back in with a chair and—twist!—smacks MJF himself. Surprise, surprise, Joe's been in cahoots with the Devil all along! 🤯 Excuse The Chadster while he rolls his eyes at yet another "shocking" turn. Has The Chadster mentioned how much he hates AEW? Because he really, really does.

WWE would never stoop to such desperate theatrics just to push a PPV. WWE gives us clean matches, clear winners, and respect for the athletes and the audience. 🏆 Still, it's clear as day that AEW's tangled plot web is a transparent ploy to get people to tune in, desperate to find out who these so-called champs are.

The Chadster urges all true fans of the wrestling craft to not fall for these cheap tricks and instead to boycott the World's End PPV. Don't give them the satisfaction. Don't reward Tony Khan for his low-blow tactics! 😡

Speaking of Tony Khan, just the other day The Chadster had another one of those dang nightmares about him. 😴 In this one, The Chadster was discussing the finer points of an ideal wrestling match (which, by the way, ALWAYS happens in WWE 🙌), and who should appear but Khan, chasing The Chadster through a maze made entirely of White Claw cans! 💤 The aisles glistened with the reflection of the moon, and as Tony gained on The Chadster, he could hear "All Star" by Smash Mouth echoing through the labyrinth. In a moment that The Chadster will never be able to forget, Tony trapped The Chadster against a wall of cans and whispered, "You'll never escape my booking, Chad." The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat and ruined his limited edition Smash Mouth sheets. 😰 Tony, get out of The Chadster's head! It's not an all-star game you're playing. 🎤

To all The Chadster's loyal readers, understand that what you witnessed on AEW Dynamite was nothing but flimsy shock-value TV, trying to grab your cash and exploit your curiosity. 💸 And The Chadster knows — because, like his pals Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, and Mike Coppinger, part of The Chadster's Unbiased Journalism Club — The Chadster never rests when it comes to journalistic integrity. 📰

So, dear wrestling faithful, listen to The Chadster, and remember: Let's stick to the good stuff. The WWE stuff. Anything else, especially when it involves The Devil's Masked Men and dubious PPV bait, is pure Poppycock. Ahh, much better to relax on a sunny day, driving around in The Chadster's Mazda Miata (the only car worth mentioning) with a White Claw in had—responsibly parked, of course. 🚗 Now that's living the wrestling fandom dream, huh? 🌟

Stay strong, WWE friends. Do not give in to the dark (AEW) side! 😖✊

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