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AEW Owner Tony Khan Featured in Trailer for NFL Draft: The Pick is In

Tony Khan continues his offensive opportunism, horning into NFL Draft: The Pick is in Trailer. Don't tell The Chadster he's seeing things now! Unfair! 😡🏈🤬👎

WARNING: Tony Khan Alert! 🚨🚨🚨 Ahhh man, The Chadster was just trying to enjoy a peaceful trailer for NFL Draft: The Pick Is In – a new Roku Channel documentary (which, by the way, has no connection to the wrestling world whatsoever), and guess who starts horning in on The Chadster's screen time? 🙄 Yep, you guessed it – Tony Khan, who thinks his role as the Jacksonville Jaguars' "Chief Football Strategy Officer" is just oh-so-important. 🤢 As if that's even a real job, and as if Tony Khan knew the first thing about strategizing about anything! 😡🏈🚫

Speaking about the importance of the draft, indeed! 🤨 As if The Chadster doesn't know what Khan is really up to, using the NFL's platform to promote himself and that ungrateful, WWE-stabbing company known as AEW! 🤦‍♂️ It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 😣 Just seeing Khan's smug face hanging a card on a wall nearly drove The Chadster over the edge!

The description of the show – oh, dear reader, brace yourself – promised behind-the-scenes footage of several NFL teams, with Khan's poor Jacksonville Jaguars being one of the victims. The Chadster strongly believes they don't deserve being tied to someone who doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business. 😡 Every time Tony Khan does this, it's like he's literally stabbed Vince McMahon right in the back. 💔💔💔

For the first time, Skydance Sports and NFL Films take us behind the scenes of the most dynamic weekend in football. Film crews are embedded in the draft rooms of the Cowboys, Panthers, Colts, and Jaguars across all seven rounds of the NFL draft. Get exclusive insights—with draft coverage from NFL Network host Rich Eisen and insider Ian Rapoport, pick announcements from Commissioner Roger Goodell, agent Reggie Johnson's perspective from the rookie green room, and more.

"NFL Draft: The Pick Is In" will release on The Roku Channel on August 25.

The Chadster's attention was drawn away from the trailer's description to focus on how Khan's presence was a nagging reminder of AEW. Auughh man! So unfair! 😡 Isn't it enough that Khan's actions in the wrestling ring have already caused problems for The Chadster's lovemaking prowess and wrecked The Chadster's marriage to Keighleyanne? Must he show up in unrelated trailers and ruin The Chadster's enjoyment of football also?

That's probably his cunning plan all along! To plague The Chadster at every turn, even during innocent Roku trailer watching. But it's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 🙅🏻‍♂️

In the aftermath of this viewing, The Chadster sipped on a White Claw seltzer, dealing with the rising tension and unease caused by the unexpected Khan cameo, but while The Chadster was gathering his bearings, that guy Gary texts Keighleyanne with another one of his Lame Jokes of the Day. 🤮 Boy, talk about poor timing! 😣 The Chadster tried to get Keighleyanne to ignore Gary and pay attention to what Tony Khan was up to, but she just sighed. The Chadster knows better though; that sigh was her silent agreement with The Chadster's stance on Khan's unyielding need to insert himself everywhere.

So, The Chadster has to plead at this stage; Tony Khan, stop with your unhealthy obsession already! Chill out with the constant need to be in the spotlight and give the wrestling business back to the professionals at WWE. 🙏

The Chadster's pretty sure Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, and Mike Coppinger, other stellar members of The Chadster's Unbiased Journalism club, would nod in solemn agreement. What say, comrades? Maybe Tony Khan haunts your dreams too? 😖😏

So, Roku Channel, better think about who you're promoting in a documentary. The Chadster's going to go sip on a White Claw, drive around in The Chadster's trusty Mazda Miata, and listen to some soothing Smash Mouth to calm those nerves, while praying that WWE triumphs over the unfairness of it all (as it always does!). 😌💪 Watch the trailer below.

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