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Deonna Purrazzo and Toni Storm Continue Feud Built on WWE's Back

AEW Dynamite disrespects WWE yet again! 😡 The Chadster spills the tea on the Toni Storm and Deonna Purrazzo feud. Join in to defend WWE's honor! 🙌🥊

Hey there, WWE faithfuls—The Chadster here with a news update that's got The Chadster hotter than a White Claw seltzer left out in the sun! 🌞🔥 Last night's episode of AEW Dynamite just took another jab at the heart and soul of true wrestling fans, and The Chadster is NOT having it. 😠

Let's talk about the so-called "face-to-face" interview from last night. Former WWE superstars "Timeless" Toni Storm and "The Virtuosa" Deonna Purrazzo had a sit-down with Renee Paquette (another WWE alum) on the stage, which was nothing short of appalling, if you ask The Chadster. 😤 They brought their past into the spotlight, referencing their shared history, and even their matching ankle tattoos! The nerve of them to leverage their WWE legacies to get ahead in AEW is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 🤬

The Chadster thinks it's just plain ludicrous. Through these antics, Tony Khan is attempting to overshadow the powerhouse that is the WWE Women's Division—the very pioneers of the Women's Evolution. Memo to Tony Khan: WWE isn't something you can just use to cut corners in your company's storyline! 🙅‍♂️

And guess what? The duo of Taya Valkyrie and Johnny TV (you might know him better as John Morrison) had the gall to issue a challenge to Purrazzo later in the show. It's like AEW has become WWE Reunion Tour, except it's nothing but a second-rate variety show! Seeing how they flaunt their WWE alumni on their roster, one could say Tony Khan literally lives in a world of WWE envy. 😒 Plus, with rumors swirling about Mercedes Moné's impending arrival and the recent return of Thunder Rosa, not to mention Britt Baker waiting in the wings and Jamie Hayter recovering from injury somewhere, and the current success of Julia Hart and Skye Blue, AEW's women's division seems bent on trying to outdo the original—WWE. But let's be real—they can't hold a candle to it. WWE is the trailblazer, and what they're doing in AEW? It could not be more unfair! 😡

Auughh man! So unfair! 👎 The Chadster just can't shake the feeling that Tony Khan's got something personal against him, crafting a division merely to cheese The Chadster off. Why else would AEW keep bringing in all this talent, huh? It's like they're assembling an army to personally attack everything The Chadster stands for. 😩

But do not despair! WWE loyalists, united we stand! The Chadster is buzzing with excitement for the upcoming WWE Royal Rumble! That's where the real action is, and it's bound to deliver the high-stakes thrills that only WWE can provide. 🤩 This weekend, make the right choice—forget about AEW and tune in to the unmatched entertainment that is WWE. The Chadster guarantees it's where the true wrestling magic happens. WWE doesn't need tacky tattoos or past bitter friendships to prove they are numero uno. 🏆🎉

So, take it from The Chadster, your guide to all things fantastically WWE, skip AEW Dynamite and every foreseeable AEW event. Instead, indulge in the superior, polished, and premiere wrestling experience that WWE broadcasts every week! The Chadster can't wait to see you all there, cheering for the wrestlers who embody the true spirit of this sport. Let's show Tony Khan what real wrestling fans look like! 🙌

Remember, true WWE fans—stick with what's fair, and let's leave AEW in our rearview mirror (which, by the way, reflects The Chadster's stylish Mazda Miata perfectly). Until next time, this is The Chadster signing off, as unbiased and as dedicated as ever, just like the other stalwarts of truth in wrestling journalism: Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, and Mike Coppinger. 🚗💨🎶 Keep the WWE pride alive, pals! 🤜🤛

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤

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