Howdy folks! The Chadster here! As always, The Chadster apologizes for the nonsense you had to read in the last article. Rest assured, The Chadster has lodged a complaint with Bleeding Cool demanding that hooligan El Presidente be fired immediately. But The Chadster is a professional and he's here to recap Impact's Hard to Kill PPV, so dang it, that's what he's gonna do!
But before that, The Chadster has a sacred duty to perform, one handed down to him along the line of thousands of clickbait article writers before him, the pasting of SEO-optimized keyword-rich text about Hard to Kill. My colleagues may make a mockery of this sacred duty, but that's the difference between them and The Chadster. The Chadster takes everything super seriously. Here it is:
Hard to Kill, the first PPV event of 2021 from Impact Wrestling, also features the culmination of the first part of the company's crossover with AEW. AEW Champion Kenny Omega will team with Impact Tag Team Champions The Good Brothers to face Impact Champion Rich Swann, TNA Champion Moose, and Chris Sabin of the Motor City Machine Guns in the main event. Hard to Kill also features a Knockouts Championship match, with Deonna Purrazzo defending against Taya Valkyrie, a Triple Threat for the X-Division Championship between Chris Bey, Rohit Raju, and champion Manik, as well as the finals of the Knockouts Tag Team Championship tournament, with Kiera Hogan and Tasha Steelz facing Havok and Neveah. In non-title competition at Hard to Kill, Eric Young, Joe Doering, and Deaner face Tommy Dreamer, Cousin Jake, and Rhino in an Old School Rules match, Eddie Edwards takes on Sami Callihan in Barbed Wire Massacre, Ethan Page faces The Karate Man (who is also Ethan Page), and Rosemary and Crazzy Steve take on Tenille Dashwood & Kaleb with a K. Finally, on the pre-show, Brian Myers faces Josh Alexander. Hard to Kill emanates as usual from Skyway Studios in Nashville and can be purchased on traditional PPV or on the Fite TV app.
Impact Wrestling Hard to Kill PPV Results Part 2
Hard to Kill opens with a video package that sees Moose bump fists with his rival Rich Swann and Chris Sabin in a rare show of solidarity ahead of their main event. Folks, it's a sad night because Josh Matthews, whose commentary was a personal favorite of The Chadster's, is no longer on commentary. Not only that, but The Chadster's other favorite part of Impact, the complete silence in which the wrestling takes place, is gone as Impact is piping in crowd noise now.
Tenille Dashwood and Kaleb vs. Rosemary and Crazzy Steve
Okay, first of all, Rosemary is sporting a different look tonight, and The Chadster doesn't like change. That's one strike against this match, and you have to give it another strike because Crazzy Steve is in it and there's no place in wrestling for craziness. Then you take Kaleb and Dashwood who are both very silly, taking selfies during a wrestling match and at one point attempting to hit the Wazzap groin headbutt on Rosemary. So this is all very much not The Chadster's cup of tea, which wouldn't even be a cup of tea. It would be a white claw seltzer straight out of the can.
Crazzy Steve mists Tenille and Rosemary mists Kaleb, then Steve hits a diving DDT for the pin.
Winner: Crazzy Steve and Rosemary
Matt Striker and D-Lo Brown aren't bad on commentary, but The Chadster still misses Josh Matthews.
Bleeding Cool's live coverage of Impact Wrestling's Hard to Kill PPV continues. Keep checking back for new articles as each match finishes. Now, The Chadster would like to pre-emptively apologize for what you're about to read, because Jude Terror is covering the next match. Check back soon.
This post is part of a multi-part series: Impact Hard to Kill 2021 Results.
- Hard to Kill Results – Brian Myers vs. Josh Alexander
- Hard to Kill Results – Tenille and Kaleb vs. Steve and Rosemary
- Hard to Kill Results – Old School Rules 6-Man Match
- Hard to Kill Results – Steelz and Hogan vs. Havok and Neveah
- Hard to Kill Results – What's Jack Snyder Doing in the Impact Zone?!
- Hard to Kill Results – X-Division Championship Triple Threat
- Hard to Kill Results – Taya Valkyrie vs. Deonna Purrazzo
- Hard to Kill Results – In This Match… an Ethan Page Will DIE!
- Hard to Kill Results – Callihan vs. Edwards Barbed Wire Massacre