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ODB Returns to Impact Wrestling, Brings Food Truck With Her

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Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, once again breaking out a story from my ongoing Impact Wrestling recap. And I have some great news for Impact Wrestling fans: ODB is back. The former Knockouts champion showed up on tonight's episode of Impact at the end of a match between Jordynne Grace and Susan to save Grace and Jazz from a post-match beatdown.

ODB returned to Impact to save Jordynne Grace and Jazz from a beatdown by Deonna Purrazzo, Kimber Lee, and Susan
ODB returned to Impact to save Jordynne Grace and Jazz from a beatdown by Deonna Purrazzo, Kimber Lee, and Susan

Comrades, I believe in the redistribution of wealth, and also the redistribution of wrestling recaps, so this is how the match went down, from my recap:

 Susan vs. Jordynne Grace

Jazz accompanies Grace for this match. Deonna Purrazzo and Kimber Lee are with Susan. Jazz appears to be wearing one of the Undertaker's late 90s coats. The match is messy. Grace wins with the Grace Driver.

Winner: Jordynne Grace

Grace and Jazz are outnumbered by the heels in a post-match beatdown, but ODB runs out to make the save. Guess the coronavirus pandemic isn't a great time to operate a food truck.

But that wasn't all. Later that night, Grace and Jazz spoke with ODB backstage and she hinted that she may be back to stay.

Jazz and Jordynne Grace hang out with ODB backstage. She says she brought her food truck here to sell food to the wrestlers and she had to get involved when she saw the bullying going on. Grace and Jazz want to know if ODB is back now. "There's a lot of us coming back these days," Jazz points out. ODB says "never say never."

I never do, comrades! Hell, I might even make a return to politics one day. Well, besides rigging the election for Joe Biden, I mean. Haw haw haw haw! Anyway, it is great to see ODB back. Until next time, my friends: socialism or death!

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After a successful fourteen-year career as a South American dictator, El Presidente faked his own death in 2013 in order to pursue his two true passions: rigging American elections for Joe Biden, and wrestling dirt sheet reporting. Since opportunities to rig the election for Joe Biden were few and far between until recently, El Presidente mostly focused on the wrestling dirt sheet reporting, where he became one of the best in the business. Unfortunately, the American CIA sabotaged his 1-900 hotline, the pinnacle of his country's wrestling news technology, and imperialist hacks like Meltzer, Johnson, Sapp, and Satin took all the credit on their stupid websites. Finally, El Presidente has found a way to break into the American market by becoming a Bleeding Cool contributor, so get ready for the spread of great wrestling news and socialism, comrades!
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