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WWE Returns to India for First Time Since 2017 in September

Wrestling Comrades! Rejoice as WWE echoes the spirit of socialism in its return to India! Join El Presidente in celebration!

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Greetings, comrades! Your beloved El Presidente, reporting live from his luxurious undisclosed bunker cleverly disguised as a wrestling ring, has a thrilling announcement to share about WWE's inevitable return to the warm heart of the motherland, India. Ah, India, a land I frequented alongside my colleague Kim Jong-Un for underground Tag Team Ludo tournaments!

WWE, my comrades, has heard your powerful socialist cries resounding from the streets! They are returning after a tantalizing hiatus to India with their immersive WWE Superstar Spectacle on September 8, 2023. Hyderabad, the City of Pearls known for its unmatchable Biryani and now wrestling, will witness this massive spectacle, larger than the time I downed a CIA drone with a lasso! This is the first WWE action the Indian soil will experience since 2017, and the first-ever to unfold in the historic Hyderabad.

WWE RETURNS TO INDIA THIS SEPTEMBER WITH WWE SUPERSTAR SPECTACLE (Photo: Business Wire/WWE Press Release)
WWE RETURNS TO INDIA THIS SEPTEMBER WITH WWE SUPERSTAR SPECTACLE (Photo: Business Wire/WWE Press Release)

The ticket lines open for this thrilling spectacle from 12:00pm IST, this Friday, August 4, 2023, on www.bookmyshow.com. My fellow proletariat wrestling aficionados who want early presale access, much like our shared desire to seize the means of production, can register now!

Prepare to witness the heart-stopping action from your favourite WWE Superstars, such as Seth "Freakin" Rollins, competent enough to upstage even Castro's mountain escapades, or Women's World Champion Rhea Ripley, whose every kick reminds me of my daring duels with the American CIA. Let us not forget the Undisputed WWE Tag Team Champions, Sami Zayn & Kevin Owens, who would make even Lenin and Stalin jealous with their impressive unity.

Now, do not fear, comrades, if you cannot witness this live action in person, for the revolution is televised! Sony Sports Network is our ally in this struggle, showcasing WWE's grand events like WrestleMania, SummerSlam, and more. WWE Superstar Spectacle in India is crafted with the bourgeois-hating hands of BookMyShow Live, ever at your service for quality entertainment.

And yet, comrades, do not forget, as in any battle, the talent is subject to change. One minute you're facing The Undertaker, and the next, you might be grappling with the capitalist scum! But such is the thrilling unpredictability of WWE! Godspeed, comrades! Let's witness the spectacle of the proletariat spirit unchained in the ring! We fight, whether it be against American hegemony or on the wrestling mat! Now, if you'll excuse your El Presidente, I must train for my wrestling debut against a rogue CIA agent. Till next time, comrades!

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El PresidenteAbout El Presidente

After a successful fourteen-year career as a South American dictator, El Presidente faked his own death in 2013 in order to pursue his two true passions: rigging American elections for Joe Biden, and wrestling dirt sheet reporting. Since opportunities to rig the election for Joe Biden were few and far between until recently, El Presidente mostly focused on the wrestling dirt sheet reporting, where he became one of the best in the business. Unfortunately, the American CIA sabotaged his 1-900 hotline, the pinnacle of his country's wrestling news technology, and imperialist hacks like Meltzer, Johnson, Sapp, and Satin took all the credit on their stupid websites. Finally, El Presidente has found a way to break into the American market by becoming a Bleeding Cool contributor, so get ready for the spread of great wrestling news and socialism, comrades!
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