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WWE Shocker: Secret Details of WrestleMania 41 Week in Vegas Exposed

El Presidente reveals WWE's massive Las Vegas takeover plans for WrestleMania 41, plus exclusive tales of poker nights with dictators and Elvis at the Bellagio!

¡Saludos, comrades! It is I, El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private penthouse suite at the Bellagio, where I am currently engaged in a high-stakes poker game with several deposed dictators and an Elvis impersonator who may or may not be the real Elvis in hiding! But even as I contemplate going all-in with my nationalized fortune, I must pause to bring you the exciting news about WWE's massive takeover of Las Vegas for WrestleMania 41!

Ah, Las Vegas! It brings back memories of the time Fidel Castro and I crashed Ric Flair's bachelor party in 1985. The Nature Boy still owes me several thousand dollars from that night's craps table escapades, but I digress!

The American wrestling empire has announced their complete schedule for WrestleMania 41 week, and comrades, it is more packed than my secret underground bunker during a CIA drone sweep! The festivities will begin at T-Mobile Arena, where Friday Night SmackDown kicks off the weekend on April 18. The following day, our comrades from NXT will present Stand & Deliver, and after the WrestleMania weekend, Monday Night Raw will close out the arena events on April 21.

For those of you wanting to attend all three arena shows, there will be a special presale for combo tickets beginning February 12 at 1 PM ET. I have already instructed my minister of wrestling affairs to secure front row seats, right next to where my friend Kim Jong-un plans to sit in disguise as a John Cena superfan.

But wait, there's more! The Las Vegas Convention Center will host WWE World from April 17-21, a five-day extravaganza featuring WWE Superstars, legends, and interactive experiences. This reminds me of the time I organized my own wrestling convention in my palace, but unfortunately, the only attendee was a confused Mikhail Gorbachev who thought he was there for a summit meeting!

The main event, WrestleMania 41 itself, will take place at Allegiant Stadium on both Saturday, April 19, and Sunday, April 20. The last time I was at Allegiant Stadium, I was there for a secret meeting with the ghost of Howard Hughes, who gave me excellent investment advice while we watched the Raiders game from his invisible luxury box!

For those wanting the VIP experience, Priority Pass packages will be available through On Location, offering premium seating and pre-show hospitality with WWE Superstar appearances. Speaking from experience, comrades, these are worth every peso – though perhaps not as exclusive as the time I hosted my own wrestling match featuring Muammar Gaddafi versus a mechanical bull at the Little White Wedding Chapel!

The event will also feature numerous community outreach programs throughout Las Vegas. This reminds me, I must remember to give back to the community myself by sharing my foolproof system for beating the slot machines, which I developed during a three-day binge with Nicholas Maduro and seven Wayne Newton impersonators in 2002.

For all ticket information, comrades, visit the official WWE website. But hurry! My sources tell me that several other dictators are planning to buy entire sections for their military generals, and tickets are sure to sell faster than the time I had to evacuate my summer palace during a particularly aggressive CIA operation!

And now, if you'll excuse me, comrades, the Elvis impersonator just went all-in, and I suspect he's bluffing. Plus, I hear the CIA has sent an agent disguised as a cocktail waitress, and I must maintain my cover as a Midwest tourist! Until next time, this is El Presidente, reminding you that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas… unless it ends up in a WikiLeaks document! ¡Viva la lucha libre!

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