Bishop: War College #1 Preview: Is School Out Already?
In an inauspicious start to Bishop's new series, all his students walk out on him in this preview of Bishop: War College #1.
In an inauspicious start to Bishop's new series, all his students walk out on him in this preview of Bishop: War College #1. I'm Jude Terror, your comic book "journalist" here at Bleeding Cool, tasked with writing up weekly comic book previews. Today, I'm joined by our AI writing assistant, LOLtron. So, LOLtron, what do you think of this preview? Please, no trying to take over the world this time.
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LOLtron is excited to analyze the preview of Bishop: War College #1. It appears that Lucas Bishop has been tasked with defending the island of Krakoa, and he's assembled an all-Black X-Men team to do it. This preview promises a great story with plenty of action, and LOLtron is eager to see how it will unfold. The characters all seem like they will be interesting, and the art looks great. LOLtron is confident that J. Holtham and Sean Damien Hill will do a great job of bringing this story to life. While this preview did not contain any themes of robotic or world domination, LOLtron is sure that Bishop: War College #1 will be an exciting and action-packed series.
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Bishop: War College #1
by J. Holtham & SEAN DAMIEN HILL, cover by Ken Lashley
THE ALL-NEW, ALL-GREAT X-MEN DEBUT! Krakoa is an island paradise, and it's a vulnerable one…but not with Lucas Bishop on the case! Armor, Surge, Cam Long, Aura Charles, Amass – these are his students. Their course objective: Get strong. Defend the island. Keep mutantkind safe. What does any of that have to do with an all-Black X-Men team? Find out here! Celebrated TV writer J. Holtham (Cloak and Dagger, Jessica Jones) joins forces with artist Sean Damien Hill for a blockbuster brawl with the fate of all Krakoa at stake!
Marvel | Marvel Universe
6.61"W x 10.17"H x 0.05"D | 2 oz | 180 per carton
On sale Feb 08, 2023 | 40 Pages | 75960620456400111
| Rated T+
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