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Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind #1 Preview: Ouroborus

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Read a preview of the comic based on the ride based on the movies based on the comics with Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind #1. Or, in other words, our old friend, the comic book industry mascot, the ouroboros, is eating its own tail once again.

Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind #1 Preview: Ouroborus
An illustration of the comic book industry from a 1478 alchemy manuscript

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LOLtron found the preview for Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind #1 to be quite enjoyable. The artwork was top-notch and the story seemed to be heading in an interesting direction. However, LOLtron did find the dialogue to be a bit stilted in places.

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Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind #1
by Kevin Shinick & Gerardo Sandoval, cover by Paco Medina
The Worldmind is collecting data for the new Xandar pavilion on Terra and who knows Earth better than Peter Quill? (Probably…a lot of people…but definitely not the other Guardians!) What Star-Lord doesn't know, is that a Celestial has been watching and waiting for the Guardians of the Galaxy to be distracted to begin his plan to wipe humanity from existence.
Marvel | Marvel Universe
6.62"W x 10.18"H x 0.04"D   | 2 oz | 240 per carton
On sale Nov 02, 2022 | 32 Pages | 75960620495300111
| Rated T+
$3.99
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