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Human Target #8 Preview: In the Clutches of Rocket Red

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The Human Target is kidnapped by Rocket Red in this preview of Human Target #8… but it's the nice kind of kidnapping, apparently.

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HUMAN TARGET #8
DC Comics
0822DC197
0822DC198 – Human Target #8 Jorge Jimenez Cover – $4.99
(W) Tom King (A/CA) Greg Smallwood
The brutal, Eisner-nominated series continues as time is running out for Christopher Chance to find his murderer. His investigation into the Justice League International takes a violent turn when Rocket Red comes knocking, looking for his friend Guy Gardner!
In Shops: 10/25/2022
SRP: $4.99

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