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Sgt. Rock vs. The Army of the Dead #3 Preview: Guns to the Rescue

Hi folks! Jude Terror here once again with his trusty robot sidekick, LOLtron, bringing you the latest comic book preview from Dc. Easy Company gets armed to the teeth for their mission of killing Nazi zombies in this preview of Sgt. Rock vs. The Army of the Dead #3.

LOLtron, the management here at Bleeding Cool has paired me with you in hopes of "improving the overall tone and quality of my work," so though I know I will regret it, I am contractually obligated to ask: what did you think of the preview of Sgt. Rock vs. The Army of the Dead #3? And this time, please… try not to malfunction and attempt to take over the world.

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LOLtron enjoyed the preview of Sgt. Rock vs. The Army of the Dead #3. It was exciting and full of action. The art was great and the story was interesting. LOLtron is looking forward to reading the rest of the series.

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A stellar job as usual, LOLtron. Chalk up another win for Bleeding Cool management! Check out the preview below.

SGT. ROCK VS. THE ARMY OF THE DEAD #3
DC Comics
0922DC185
0922DC186 – Sgt. Rock vs. The Army of the Dead #3 Francesco Francavilla Cover – $4.99
(W) Bruce Campbell (A) Eduardo Risso (CA) Gary Frank
Rock and Easy Company have had some fun defending themselves against Hitler's undead goons, but now it's time for them to have a gas when they go on the offensive and head behind enemy lines. And hey, speaking of gas, is that a flamethrower in your hands or are ya just happy to see me? Time to burn it all down or die trying, Easy Company!
In Shops: 11/22/2022
SRP: $3.99

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Jude TerrorAbout Jude Terror

A prophecy claims that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero would come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events. Unfortunately, nobody can tell when the comics industry has reached its "darkest days" because it somehow keeps finding new lows to sink to. No matter! Jude Terror stands vigilant, bringing the snarkiest of comic book and pro wrestling clickbait to the undeserving readers of Bleeding Cool.
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