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Where The Hell Did Wolverine Find That Polar Bear?
Here's Wolverine doing his mobile Tauntaun impression from Avengers Vs X-Men #4. But here's the big question that's been plaguing everyone.
How did Wolverine find a polar bear in Antactica? It's literally from the other side of the world.
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1. It probably escaped from a zoo. As in "A Tiger? In Africa?"
2. It probably escaped from The Savage Land. Seriously, they've got dinosaurs, why not a polar bear?
3. It probably escaped from the Lost island. It's got polar bears, it was probably passing by and ol' Whitey here took a lift on an ice floe.
4. Pym Particles. Wolverine keeps a shrunken down polar bear on his person at all times in case of such an event.
5. It's not a polar bear, it's a mutant penguin.
6. It's not a polar bear or a mutant penguin, it's a confused Skrull.
7. It migrated south for the winter.
8. The Architects mixed up the Arctic and Antarctica. But surely that's the least likely explanation. Next up, how the hell did Captain America survive his breastplate being blown up by Gambit…