Wolverine Leaves Behind His Best Assets in X-Force #5 [Preview]

X-Force #5 is in stores from Marvel Comics next week, by Benjamin Percy, Joshua Cassara, and Dean White, and it couldn't come soon enough since the last issue left us on a cliffhanger. We've got a preview below.

X-Force #5 Preview

Rushing off to save a facility attacked by anti-mutant terrorists, Kid Omega was decapitated, Domino cut off, and Wolverine cut in half when the terrorists closed the Krakoan portal just as they were jumping through.

X-Force #5 Preview

And now, Wolverine is stuck on the other side of the now useless portal, and he's left behind his most important parts. No, not his legs.

X-Force #5 Preview

Of course, we're talking about Wolverine's two dicks: one for f**king, and one for making love. Neither one is very useful when they've been severed from his body.

X-Force #5 Preview

Luckily, Domino, familiar with Wolverine's dicks from that X-Force sex book a few years back, is rushing to the rescue as fast as she can.

X-Force #5 is in stores on Wednesday.

(W) Ben Percy (A) Joshua Cassara (CA) Dustin Weaver
First, Domino and Forge have to pick up the pieces as the team faces a major setback! Then, Beast takes matters into his own hands when a piece of new technology threatens the safety of the nation.
Parental Advisory
In Shops: Jan 08, 2020
SRP: $3.99

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