Posted in: Games, Video Games | Tagged: Breath of the Wild, Korok Seeds, legend of zelda
Your Reward For All 900 Korok Seeds Is Shit… Literally!
You know what they say about wishing in one hand and shitting in the other? Turns out the very thing holds true in The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild.
Throughout the game, you collect Korok Seeds by doing puzzles and finding woodland creatures who give them to you. You then run off to find Hestu, a maraca-shaking plant who rewards you by adding space to your weapons, bows or shield space. Turns out when you collect all 900 and fill your inventory to the max, there's a "special" prize waiting for you, as discovered by xFateAwaitsx.
It's shit. It may not say "shit" but look at the design of Hestu's Gift. And it smells bad in the description. It's sitting in Key Items, so you can't sell it or cook it, you're just stuck with it. Well, until someone else finds out you can give it to a collector for ruppees, because I'm sure that's how it will work. And admit it, you kinda thought about cooking it for a moment to see what would happen. But as Samuel L. Jackson once said in Pulp Fiction, "Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker."