Natalie Portman's 2nd SNL Rap Reveals How Many D***s Jar Jar Binks Has (Spoilers)

Move over, Starro the Conqueror!

Natalie Portman returned to host Saturday Night Live again last night for the first time since 2006. Portman participated in a variety of sketches of varying degrees of quality, but the Annihilation star really shined when reprising a skit from her previous appearance, Natalie Raps. In Natalie's 2nd Rap, Portman continued the theme of being an unexpected total badass, but things took a turn into Bleeding Cool territory when Beck Bennett brought up the Star Wars sequel trilogy, realizing his mistake immediately after saying the new films were better than Portman's Star Wars movies.

"Say somethin' 'bout the motherf***ing prequels, b****," Portman rapped. "Say somethin' f***ing nice about Jar Jar Binks. Now kiss him right on his seventeen d***s while I sit down on your face and take a s***."

Check out the video below:

In case you need a refresher, here's Portman's original rap from 2006:

As pointed out by Bennett, the second rap is basically the same as the first one, but updated with more modern references. Sometimes that's all anyone wants from a sequel, though. Well, except for Star Wars, because now we really want this revelation about Jar Jar Binks's anatomy to be further explored in Episode IX.

Natalie Portman's 2nd SNL Rap Reveals How Many D***s Jar Jar Binks Has (Spoilers)

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