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Bron Breakker delivers a powerful promo on WWE Raw, holding a microphone and making a strong gesture with his hand. His focused expression and stance convey the seriousness of his message.
The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to report that last night's episode of WWE Raw was potentially the greatest wrestling show in the history of television! 📺🎉 The Chadster watched every single second from The Chadster's camping chair in the Target electronics department, and The Chadster can say without hesitation that WWE Raw delivered exactly what[...]
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The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to bring all of you loyal readers this preview of tonight's episode of WWE Raw, which airs at 8E/5P on Netflix! 📺🎊 The Chadster can say without any hesitation whatsoever that this could very well be the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and Tony Khan could never hope[...]
Bron Breakker, wearing sunglasses and a dark jacket, appears focused and prepared for an upcoming confrontation, with his head down and a serious expression. Paul Heyman can be seen in the background, watching him intently.
But enough about my business ventures – let us talk about last night's episode of WWE Raw, which aired on Netflix and delivered more drama than the time I had to choose between two equally corrupt cabinet members for my minister of finance position! Bron Breakker prepares to unleash on CM Punk during WWE Raw. WWE Raw[...]
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But who cares about agriculture when we have the glory of WWE Raw to discuss, airing tonight at 8/7c on Netflix! The official logo for WWE Raw on Netflix Now, comrades, if there is one thing I have learned from my various battles with the CIA, it's that tournaments are unpredictable beasts Just last week, I was[...]
The heel WarGames team, featuring muscular wrestlers, gathers backstage with an intense focus before their Survivor Series match on WWE Raw.
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious underground bunker beneath the presidential palace, where I have just finished watching last night's episode of WWE Raw on my golden television set (a gift from Gaddafi, may he rest in peace, after we won that doubles tennis tournament against[...]
Brock Lesnar is seen slipping and falling on stage during his entrance on WWE Raw, while Paul Heyman looks on with concern amid flashing lights and smoke.
The Chadster's fingers are so cold they can barely type, and The Chadster's hospital gown keeps riding up in the most uncomfortable way, but THE TRUTH MUST BE TOLD! 😤😤😤 Brock Lesnar slips and falls while making his entrance on WWE Raw as Paul Heyman watches with concern. Last night on WWE Raw, something absolutely shocking happened[...]
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The bigger dog bit The Chadster's ankle, and The Chadster's pretty sure it's infected now, but The Chadster can't go to a hospital because that's exactly where Tony Khan's goons are waiting 🩹😰💉! The official logo for WWE Raw on Netflix But none of that matters, because tonight's episode of WWE Raw is going to be the[...]
John Cena stands in the center of the wrestling ring at Madison Square Garden, holding a black towel with the words "THE LAST TIME IS NOW" printed in large white letters. He wears a championship belt and a cap, with bright stage lights illuminating the scene.
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my golden hot tub aboard my luxury yacht, currently anchored just outside international waters to avoid some tedious questions from Interpol, and I have just witnessed the final WWE Raw appearance of the legendary John Cena! John Cena makes his final appearance on[...]
John Cena passionately speaks into a microphone while facing Dominik Mysterio, showcasing a moment of intensity during one of Cena's final appearances on WWE Raw.
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious bunker beneath the Presidential Palace, where I am monitoring both CIA satellite transmissions and tonight's episode of WWE Raw on Netflix I continue to fill in for Bleeding Cool's regular WWE Raw correspondent, Chad McMahon, who remains hospitalized since being[...]
John Cena passionately speaks into a microphone while facing Dominik Mysterio, showcasing a moment of intensity during one of Cena's final appearances on WWE Raw.
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private luxury suite at the TD Garden in Boston, Massachusetts, where I have been hiding from the CIA disguised as a particularly enthusiastic John Cena fan! And what a night of WWE Raw we witnessed! John Cena shares an intimate moment with[...]
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Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious panic room beneath the presidential palace, where I am currently getting ready for tonight's WWE Raw by watching my extensive collection of WWE pay-per-views on a television made entirely of seized gold bullion. The official logo for WWE Raw on Netflix Before[...]
CM Punk stands in a wrestling ring wearing a white sweater with 'PUNK' printed on it and holding a championship belt, looking happy and relaxed. The audience is visible in the background, showing excitement.
Auughh man! 😤😤😤 The Chadster has to tell you all about the absolutely perfect episode of WWE Raw that aired last night from Rio Rancho, New Mexico! But before The Chadster gets into how amazing WWE Raw was, The Chadster needs to talk about some very concerning things that have been happening lately 😰😰😰 So The[...]
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Auughh man! So fair! 🏆💪✨ The Chadster woke up this morning still reeling from the incredible, earth-shattering, absolutely perfect Saturday Night's Main Event that WWE blessed us with this weekend, and The Chadster just knows that Tony Khan is somewhere crying into his pillow because CM Punk is now the WWE World Heavyweight Champion and[...]
A wrestler, CM Punk, intensely recites a scripted promo on WWE Raw, with an emphasis on a controlled environment that mitigates potential confrontations. The setting is charged as he delivers his lines to another wrestler, shown partially from the side.
Auughh man! So fair! 😍😍😍 The Chadster has to tell you all about last night's WWE Raw, which was absolutely the most perfectly crafted three hours of sports entertainment The Chadster has ever witnessed! 🙌🙌🙌 The Chadster watched it with a nice, thick plastic bag on his head, ready to enhance the viewing experience, and[...]
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Auughh man! So fair! 🔥🔥🔥 The Chadster can barely contain his excitement for tonight's episode of WWE Raw, which promises to be the greatest wrestling show in the history of television! 📺✨ While Tony Khan is probably sitting in his mansion right now, crying into his pillows because he knows he could never produce anything[...]
CM Punk and Jey Uso are playfully pressing their foreheads together in a humorous moment on WWE Raw, with a wrestling ring and an enthusiastic crowd in the background.
Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster just finished watching what might be the greatest episode of WWE Raw in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster needs to tell you all about it right now! 🎉🎉🎉 But first, The Chadster needs to address something really important – throughout tonight's entire broadcast of WWE[...]
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Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster needs to talk to you all about something really serious before getting into tonight's incredible WWE Raw preview Tony Khan has really gone too far this time, and The Chadster means it! 😡😡😡 Since The Chadster had to cover Tony Khan's AEW WrestleDream PPV on Saturday – which[...]
Seth Rollins lies defeated on the mat while his former stable celebrates above him, raising their arms in triumph. The atmosphere is charged with the energy of a WWE event.
🐍💉 But you know what? Every throb of pain from slamming The Chadster's swollen arm on the coffee table while watching WWE Raw just made the show even better! That's the dedication The Chadster has to objective wrestling journalism, unlike Tony Khan who probably just sits there drinking White Claw and booking shows specifically to[...]
A visibly upset wrestler, with tattoos covering his torso, is yelling while gripping the ropes in a wrestling ring on WWE Raw. The audience can be seen in the background, along with promotional graphics for an upcoming event.
The Chadster just finished re-watching last night's WWE Raw and WOW! 🤩 The Chadster needs to put another plastic bag over The Chadster's head right now because this episode was so incredible that The Chadster's brain needs to be oxygen-deprived just to fully appreciate the genius of WWE's booking! WWE Raw delivered exactly what wrestling[...]
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The Chadster is literally quivering with excitement right now! 😤 Tonight's episode of WWE Raw might just be the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster means that with absolutely zero hyperbole! Tony Khan could spend a billion dollars and never hope to produce a show that even comes close to what[...]
Seth Rollins shows off the WWE Championship belt while addressing the crowd on WWE Raw, wearing a stylish patterned shirt and a watch.
What an absolutely phenomenal episode of WWE Raw The Chadster witnessed last night! 🤩 The Chadster is literally quivering with excitement after watching the most perfectly crafted three hours of sports entertainment that has ever graced television screens Every single segment on WWE Raw was meticulously scripted by WWE's team of professional writers, delivering exactly[...]
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Hey there, loyal readers! 😎 Before The Chadster gets into tonight's absolutely monumental episode of WWE Raw, you need to check out The Chadster's reviews of both AEW All Out and WWE WrestlePalooza from over the weekend The Chadster has to call out ESPN, the streaming home of WWE WrestlePalooza and all future WWE premium[...]
Lyra Valkyria appears backstage on WWE Raw, wearing a sparkling outfit with dramatic blue eye makeup, looking apprehensive. The environment features a dark wall with an abstract design and a small kitchenette in the background.
The Chadster has just witnessed what can only be described as pure sports entertainment perfection on WWE Raw last night! 🤩 Well, most of it anyway – The Chadster missed the opening segment with John Cena because Keighleyanne was being completely unreasonable about The Chadster's request to have just ONE Seagram's Escapes Spiked while watching[...]
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The Chadster is absolutely quivering with excitement for tonight's WWE Raw, which might just be the most incredible episode of professional wrestling television ever produced! 😍 Tonight's WWE Raw promises to deliver entertainment that Tony Khan could only dream of booking if he understood even a single thing about the wrestling business! 🎯 The Chadster[...]
AJ Lee and CM Punk share a warm embrace in a cheerful WWE Raw setting, with a lively audience in the background.
The Chadster just finished re-watching last night's WWE Raw and WOW! 😍 The Chadster is literally vibrating with excitement over how perfectly formulaic and predictable this episode was! It's exactly what wrestling should be – safe, scripted, and supervised by professional television writers who know how to craft a proper sports entertainment experience! 📺 AJ Lee[...]
AJ Lee, a professional wrestler, sits at the edge of the ring with her chin resting on her hands, smiling warmly at the crowd during a WWE SmackDown event, with fans visible in the background. The atmosphere is vibrant and excited.
The Chadster is literally shaking with excitement right now (not withdrawal, no matter what Keighleyanne says)! 😱 Tonight's episode of WWE Raw is going to be the most incredible three hours of television in the history of the medium, and Tony Khan could never, EVER hope to produce anything that even comes close to what[...]
Becky Lynch confronts CM Punk at WWE Raw, both showcasing intense expressions in the ring. The audience is engaged and visible in the background.
The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE Raw from Paris, and wow! 🤩 The Chadster is absolutely blown away by how perfectly formulaic and predictable this episode was! That's exactly what wrestling fans need – consistency and safety in their entertainment! 🎯 Becky Lynch tries to provoke CM Punk during WWE Raw Maybe she should[...]
A muscular man with tattoos, CM Punk, appears on WWE Raw, wearing a black tank top with a graphic design. He looks intense, engaging with the audience.
In the meantime, your favorite dictator must step in to review WWE Raw from Birmingham, England! CM Punk appears on WWE Raw. Comrades, watching Roman Reigns open the show reminded me of the time Fidel Castro and I were discussing crowd manipulation techniques over mojitos in Havana "El Presidente," Fidel said, "the key to controlling the masses[...]
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Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret bunker beneath a fish and chips shop in Birmingham, England! Before we discuss today's special early edition of WWE Raw, I must inform you that Bleeding Cool has not been able to contact my esteemed colleague Chad McMahon since the[...]
WWE superstar Naomi holds her championship belt while announcing her pregnancy on WWE Raw, amidst a cheering crowd. Her expression conveys a mix of emotion on this significant moment.
The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE Raw from the Xfinity Mobile Arena in Philadelphia, and mon dieu, what a spectacular show! 😍 While Tony Khan was probably busy trying to book his chaotic mess of a show with no structure, WWE Raw delivered exactly what The Chadster loves about professional wrestling – predictable[...]