In the meantime, your favorite dictator must step in to review WWE Raw from Birmingham, England!
CM Punk appears on WWE Raw.
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Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret bunker beneath a fish and chips shop in Birmingham, England! Before we discuss today's special early edition of WWE Raw, I must inform you that Bleeding Cool has not been able to contact my esteemed colleague Chad McMahon since the[...]
The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE Raw from the Xfinity Mobile Arena in Philadelphia, and mon dieu, what a spectacular show! 😍 While Tony Khan was probably busy trying to book his chaotic mess of a show with no structure, WWE Raw delivered exactly what The Chadster loves about professional wrestling – predictable[...]
The Chadster is literally shaking with excitement right now! 😱 Tonight's episode of WWE Raw is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and Tony Khan could never hope to produce a show that even comes close to what WWE has in store for us tonight! 💪 The Chadster[...]
WWE Raw delivered another absolutely flawless episode last night that reminded The Chadster why WWE is the undisputed king of sports entertainment! 🙌 Every single segment was perfectly crafted by WWE's brilliant team of professional writers, unlike a certain other company that lets wrestlers just improvise willy-nilly without any corporate oversight! 😤
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The Chadster is absolutely devastated to report some heartbreaking news about tonight's WWE Raw! 😭 The most incredible women's championship match in wrestling history has been CANCELED! Naomi is not medically cleared to compete, which means her scheduled Women's World Title defense against IYO SKY will not be taking place on WWE Raw tonight! 🚨[...]
The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE Raw and wow, what an absolutely perfect example of how professional wrestling should be done! 😍 Unlike that other company that The Chadster won't even dignify by mentioning (okay, it's AEW), WWE Raw delivered exactly what TRUE wrestling fans want: predictable outcomes, carefully scripted promos, and matches[...]
The Chadster is literally shaking with excitement right now! 😱 Tonight's episode of WWE Raw is going to be the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster can say that with complete objectivity as an unbiased journalist! After the spectacular WWE SummerSlam this weekend, where Cody Rhodes won the belt from John[...]
The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to report that WWE Raw delivered yet another flawless episode last night from Detroit! 😍 The Chadster watched every single second of this masterpiece, and unlike those chaotic AEW shows that give The Chadster anxiety with their unpredictable nonsense, WWE Raw provided exactly the kind of professionally scripted, carefully produced[...]
Wrestling fans, prepare yourselves for what The Chadster can confidently say will be the most incredible episode of WWE Raw in the history of professional wrestling! 😍 Tonight's WWE Raw is so stacked with amazing segments that Tony Khan is probably crying into his White Claw right now (those weak seltzers he prefers over the[...]
The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE Raw, and wow! 🤩🔥🎉 WWE once again proved why they're the undisputed kings of sports entertainment with another flawlessly executed episode 🕺🥇 Every segment, every match, every carefully scripted moment was pure perfection, and The Chadster couldn't be more thrilled! 😃👏👏
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The Chadster is literally vibrating with excitement right now! 😤💪 Tonight's episode of WWE Raw is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling show in the history of professional wrestling, and Tony Khan could never hope to produce anything that even comes close to comparing with what WWE has in store for us[...]
The Chadster just watched last night's WWE Raw and wow, what an incredible show! 😍 The Chadster is still buzzing from the excitement, though The Chadster has to admit it was tough watching completely sober since Keighleyanne dumped out all of The Chadster's Seagram's Escapes Spiked and took away the keys to the Mazda Miata[...]
The Chadster is literally shaking right now, and it's not just from excitement about tonight's WWE Raw 😤 It's been 48 hours since Keighleyanne dumped all of The Chadster's Seagram's Escapes Spiked down the sink and took the keys to The Chadster's beloved Mazda Miata, all because Tony Khan forced The Chadster to throw so[...]
The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE Raw and wow, what an incredible display of sports entertainment excellence! 🌟 The Cahdster can definitively say that this was the greatest WWE Raw of all time, and it's just so unfair that Tony Khan thinks he can compete with this by putting on AEW All In[...]
The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to preview what will undoubtedly be the most incredible episode of WWE Raw of all time! 😍 Tonight's WWE Raw on Netflix is set to deliver pure wrestling perfection, and The Chadster can already feel the excitement coursing through his veins like a refreshing Seagram's Escapes Spiked! 🍹 With WWE's[...]
The Chadster is absolutely blown away by last night's incredible episode of WWE Raw from Pittsburgh! 😍 This show was a perfect example of why WWE Raw continues to be the gold standard of professional wrestling, unlike that chaotic mess that Tony Khan calls a wrestling show Every single segment was meticulously crafted with WWE's[...]
The Chadster is literally vibrating with excitement right now! 🤩 Tonight's episode of WWE Raw might actually be the single greatest wrestling show ever assembled in the history of television! After witnessing the perfection that was WWE Night of Champions in Saudi Arabia on Saturday, The Chadster knows that WWE Raw tonight will continue that[...]
The Chadster has to say, last night's WWE Raw was absolutely spectacular! 😍🔥 WWE Raw delivered everything that makes professional wrestling great, unlike that action-packed mess that Tony Khan puts on television every week WWE Raw showed why WWE's carefully crafted storytelling and perfectly choreographed matches are what the wrestling business is all about! 🎭✨
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Fellow wrestling fans, The Chadster is absolutely buzzing with excitement for what is guaranteed to be the most incredible episode of WWE Raw in television history! 🤩✨ Tonight's WWE Raw promises to deliver the kind of sports entertainment excellence that only WWE can provide, and The Chadster can already feel the goosebumps forming just thinking[...]
What's up, wrestling fans! 😎 The Chadster just finished watching another absolutely spectacular episode of WWE Raw, and boy oh boy, does The Chadster have some thoughts to share! 🤩 Last night's WWE Raw was everything that sports entertainment should be – professionally crafted, expertly produced, and completely different from the fan-pandering mess that Tony[...]
Fellow true wrestling fans, The Chadster is absolutely beside himself with excitement for tonight's episode of WWE Raw! 😍💯 This is going to be the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster can say with complete confidence that Tony Khan could never hope to produce a show that even comes close to[...]
What's up, wrestling fans! 👋 The Chadster is here to break down last night's absolutely INCREDIBLE episode of WWE Raw, and boy oh boy, did WWE deliver another flawless masterpiece! 🔥✨ While Tony Khan and his circus over at AEW continue to insult the wrestling business with their chaotic, uncontrolled nonsense, WWE Raw showed everyone[...]
The Chadster is absolutely beside himself with excitement for tonight's episode of WWE Raw! 😍✨ After that absolutely spectacular WWE Money in the Bank premium live event over the weekend, The Chadster can confidently say that tonight's WWE Raw has the potential to be the most incredible wrestling show of all time! 🏆🎊
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The Chadster is absolutely blown away by last night's incredible episode of WWE Raw! 😍 While Tony Khan was probably seething in his little billionaire tantrum room, WWE Raw once again proved why it's the gold standard of professional wrestling entertainment! 🏆✨
The Chadster Reviews The Greatest WWE Raw of All time 100% Objectively 💯
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Fellow wrestling fans, The Chadster is absolutely beside himself with excitement for tonight's episode of WWE Raw! 😍✨ This Monday's WWE Raw on Netflix is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster can already feel the goosebumps forming just thinking about the masterpiece that Triple H[...]
The Chadster spent a wonderful evening watching last night's WWE Raw from Tampa, Florida, and wow! 🔥 What an absolutely phenomenal show that proves once again why WWE is the undisputed king of sports entertainment! 👑 Every single segment on WWE Raw was perfectly crafted and executed with the kind of precision that only WWE[...]
Fellow true wrestling fans, The Chadster is here to tell you that tonight's episode of WWE Raw is going to be absolutely LEGENDARY! 🙌✨ The Chadster has been reviewing the card all morning while sipping White Claws in honor of Memorial Day 🇺🇸🍻, and let The Chadster tell you – this might just be the[...]
The Chadster is absolutely BUZZING after watching WWE Raw last night! 🤩 😍 💯 What an incredible show that demonstrated exactly why WWE Raw continues to be the gold standard in professional wrestling entertainment that Tony Khan and AEW could never hope to match!
Logan Paul stands tall at the end of WWE Raw
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Tonight's WWE Raw is shaping up to be the most incredible episode in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster couldn't be more excited! 🔥🤩💯 WWE Raw on Netflix continues to revolutionize the wrestling business, and The Chadster is here to break down why you absolutely cannot miss tonight's show.
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