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Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious panic room where I am hiding from my finance minister who wants to discuss the national budget, and I have some electrifying news for you! Tonight's episode of WWE Raw promises to be more action-packed than the time I had[...]

Auughh man, The Chadster has to say that last night's WWE Raw was absolutely perfect in every single way! 😍🙌✨ The Chadster watched the entire show from his abandoned Blockbuster headquarters with Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and their three adorable kits, and The Chadster can confirm that this episode showcased everything that makes WWE[...]

Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and Shane Raccoon, and immediately felt the electric anticipation for tonight's episode of WWE Raw! 🎉🎊 The raccoons have been chittering excitedly all day, decorating the store with old WWE Raw promotional posters they found in the stockroom, and The Chadster swears he heard little Hunter Raccoon humming[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker beneath the presidential palace, where I have just finished watching last night's episode of WWE Raw on my gold-plated television (a gift from Kim Jong-un, who told me he got the same model after watching Monday Night Raw with[...]

The Chadster is literally vibrating with excitement right now as The Chadster prepares to witness what will undoubtedly be the greatest episode of WWE Raw in television history! 😍🙌 Tonight at 8E/5P on Netflix, WWE Raw will showcase everything that makes WWE the pinnacle of sports entertainment, and The Chadster can't wait to experience the[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker beneath the presidential palace, where I have just finished watching last night's episode of WWE Raw on a television set I definitely did not steal from the American embassy during our last diplomatic incident And let me tell you,[...]

The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to bring you this preview of tonight's episode of WWE Raw, which airs at 8E/5P on Netflix! 🎉📺✨ The Chadster has been preparing all day in his abandoned Blockbuster Video headquarters with Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and the little ones – Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and Shane Raccoon –[...]

The Chadster previews tonight's WWE Saturday Night's Main Event, which will be the greatest wrestling show ever, unlike AEW's garbage! 🔥💪📺

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my solid gold massage chair while getting a pedicure, and let me tell you – WWE Raw from Belfast, Northern Ireland was more explosive than the time I accidentally scheduled a cabinet meeting during the same hour as my favorite cooking competition[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private viewing bunker beneath the Presidential Palace, where I am preparing to watch tonight's episode of WWE Raw at the decidedly un-American hour of 3PM Eastern, 12PM Pacific Why such an unusual time, you ask? Because the show is emanating from[...]

Auughh man! 😤 The Chadster is so pumped to tell you all about last night's absolutely perfect episode of WWE Raw from Dusseldorf, Germany! 🇩🇪 The Chadster watched it from inside the abandoned Blockbuster with Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and their adorable babies Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and Shane Raccoon, and The Chadster has[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😡💢 The Chadster almost missed the most incredible episode of WWE Raw in television history today, and it's all Tony Khan's fault! 🤬👿 The Chadster set an alarm last night in the abandoned Blockbuster to make sure The Chadster woke up bright and early for WWE Raw's special 2 p.m Eastern/11[...]

The Chadster reports on WWE's incredible Netflix deal that proves they're superior to AEW! Tony Khan is so obsessed with ruining The Chadster's life! 😤🦝📺

Last night, I tuned in to WWE Raw from the Barclays Center in New York City, and what a glorious spectacle of American entertainment it was! AJ Styles sets up his own future retirement match with Gunther on WWE Raw. You see, comrades, this was no ordinary episode of WWE Raw No, no, no! This was a[...]

The Chadster is absolutely THRILLED to tell you about tonight's episode of WWE Raw, which promises to be quite possibly the greatest wrestling show in the history of television! 📺✨ Tonight's WWE Raw is a special "Stranger Things" themed episode celebrating the recent finale of the beloved Netflix series as well as the one-year anniversary[...]

Auughh man! 😤😤😤 The Chadster has to tell you all about last night's absolutely perfect episode of WWE Raw, but first, The Chadster needs to share what happened before the show Vincent K Raccoon brought The Chadster a half-eaten hot dog he found behind the abandoned Blockbuster, and all five raccoons settled in to watch[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster has to write this preview of tonight's absolutely perfect episode of WWE Raw while still recovering from the trauma that Tony Khan inflicted upon The Chadster and The Chadster's raccoon family this past weekend with that terrible AEW World's End pay-per-view! 😡😡😡 The official logo for WWE Raw on[...]

And tonight, comrades, we feast not just on delicious pastries, but on the glorious spectacle that is WWE Raw! The official logo for WWE Raw on Netflix Now, comrades, if there is one thing I have learned from my various battles with the CIA, it's this: never underestimate a dangerous woman The CIA once sent an operative[...]

Wow wow WOW! 😍✨ Last night's WWE Raw was absolutely SPECTACULAR and everything that wrestling should be! 🔥💯 The Chadster watched the entire show from The Chadster's current residence in the abandoned Blockbuster Video with his new raccoon family, and let The Chadster tell you, Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and all the baby raccoons[...]

Greetings, wrestling fans! 👋 The Chadster is here to tell you about what is absolutely, positively going to be the most incredible episode of WWE Raw in the history of professional wrestling, airing tonight at 8E/5P on Netflix! 🎉🎊✨ The Chadster has carefully reviewed all the segments that WWE has graciously provided to the media,[...]

The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to report that last night's episode of WWE Raw was potentially the greatest wrestling show in the history of television! 📺🎉 The Chadster watched every single second from The Chadster's camping chair in the Target electronics department, and The Chadster can say without hesitation that WWE Raw delivered exactly what[...]

The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to bring all of you loyal readers this preview of tonight's episode of WWE Raw, which airs at 8E/5P on Netflix! 📺🎊 The Chadster can say without any hesitation whatsoever that this could very well be the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and Tony Khan could never hope[...]

But enough about my business ventures – let us talk about last night's episode of WWE Raw, which aired on Netflix and delivered more drama than the time I had to choose between two equally corrupt cabinet members for my minister of finance position! Bron Breakker prepares to unleash on CM Punk during WWE Raw. WWE Raw[...]

But who cares about agriculture when we have the glory of WWE Raw to discuss, airing tonight at 8/7c on Netflix! The official logo for WWE Raw on Netflix Now, comrades, if there is one thing I have learned from my various battles with the CIA, it's that tournaments are unpredictable beasts Just last week, I was[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious underground bunker beneath the presidential palace, where I have just finished watching last night's episode of WWE Raw on my golden television set (a gift from Gaddafi, may he rest in peace, after we won that doubles tennis tournament against[...]

The Chadster's fingers are so cold they can barely type, and The Chadster's hospital gown keeps riding up in the most uncomfortable way, but THE TRUTH MUST BE TOLD! 😤😤😤 Brock Lesnar slips and falls while making his entrance on WWE Raw as Paul Heyman watches with concern. Last night on WWE Raw, something absolutely shocking happened[...]

The bigger dog bit The Chadster's ankle, and The Chadster's pretty sure it's infected now, but The Chadster can't go to a hospital because that's exactly where Tony Khan's goons are waiting 🩹😰💉! The official logo for WWE Raw on Netflix But none of that matters, because tonight's episode of WWE Raw is going to be the[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my golden hot tub aboard my luxury yacht, currently anchored just outside international waters to avoid some tedious questions from Interpol, and I have just witnessed the final WWE Raw appearance of the legendary John Cena! John Cena makes his final appearance on[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious bunker beneath the Presidential Palace, where I am monitoring both CIA satellite transmissions and tonight's episode of WWE Raw on Netflix I continue to fill in for Bleeding Cool's regular WWE Raw correspondent, Chad McMahon, who remains hospitalized since being[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private luxury suite at the TD Garden in Boston, Massachusetts, where I have been hiding from the CIA disguised as a particularly enthusiastic John Cena fan! And what a night of WWE Raw we witnessed! John Cena shares an intimate moment with[...]