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🐍💉 But you know what? Every throb of pain from slamming The Chadster's swollen arm on the coffee table while watching WWE Raw just made the show even better! That's the dedication The Chadster has to objective wrestling journalism, unlike Tony Khan who probably just sits there drinking White Claw and booking shows specifically to[...]

The Chadster just finished re-watching last night's WWE Raw and WOW! 🤩 The Chadster needs to put another plastic bag over The Chadster's head right now because this episode was so incredible that The Chadster's brain needs to be oxygen-deprived just to fully appreciate the genius of WWE's booking! WWE Raw delivered exactly what wrestling[...]

The Chadster is literally quivering with excitement right now! 😤 Tonight's episode of WWE Raw might just be the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster means that with absolutely zero hyperbole! Tony Khan could spend a billion dollars and never hope to produce a show that even comes close to what[...]

What an absolutely phenomenal episode of WWE Raw The Chadster witnessed last night! 🤩 The Chadster is literally quivering with excitement after watching the most perfectly crafted three hours of sports entertainment that has ever graced television screens Every single segment on WWE Raw was meticulously scripted by WWE's team of professional writers, delivering exactly[...]

Hey there, loyal readers! 😎 Before The Chadster gets into tonight's absolutely monumental episode of WWE Raw, you need to check out The Chadster's reviews of both AEW All Out and WWE WrestlePalooza from over the weekend The Chadster has to call out ESPN, the streaming home of WWE WrestlePalooza and all future WWE premium[...]

The Chadster has just witnessed what can only be described as pure sports entertainment perfection on WWE Raw last night! 🤩 Well, most of it anyway – The Chadster missed the opening segment with John Cena because Keighleyanne was being completely unreasonable about The Chadster's request to have just ONE Seagram's Escapes Spiked while watching[...]

The Chadster is absolutely quivering with excitement for tonight's WWE Raw, which might just be the most incredible episode of professional wrestling television ever produced! 😍 Tonight's WWE Raw promises to deliver entertainment that Tony Khan could only dream of booking if he understood even a single thing about the wrestling business! 🎯 The Chadster[...]

The Chadster just finished re-watching last night's WWE Raw and WOW! 😍 The Chadster is literally vibrating with excitement over how perfectly formulaic and predictable this episode was! It's exactly what wrestling should be – safe, scripted, and supervised by professional television writers who know how to craft a proper sports entertainment experience! 📺 AJ Lee[...]

The Chadster is literally shaking with excitement right now (not withdrawal, no matter what Keighleyanne says)! 😱 Tonight's episode of WWE Raw is going to be the most incredible three hours of television in the history of the medium, and Tony Khan could never, EVER hope to produce anything that even comes close to what[...]

The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE Raw from Paris, and wow! 🤩 The Chadster is absolutely blown away by how perfectly formulaic and predictable this episode was! That's exactly what wrestling fans need – consistency and safety in their entertainment! 🎯 Becky Lynch tries to provoke CM Punk during WWE Raw Maybe she should[...]

In the meantime, your favorite dictator must step in to review WWE Raw from Birmingham, England! CM Punk appears on WWE Raw. Comrades, watching Roman Reigns open the show reminded me of the time Fidel Castro and I were discussing crowd manipulation techniques over mojitos in Havana "El Presidente," Fidel said, "the key to controlling the masses[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret bunker beneath a fish and chips shop in Birmingham, England! Before we discuss today's special early edition of WWE Raw, I must inform you that Bleeding Cool has not been able to contact my esteemed colleague Chad McMahon since the[...]

The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE Raw from the Xfinity Mobile Arena in Philadelphia, and mon dieu, what a spectacular show! 😍 While Tony Khan was probably busy trying to book his chaotic mess of a show with no structure, WWE Raw delivered exactly what The Chadster loves about professional wrestling – predictable[...]

The Chadster is literally shaking with excitement right now! 😱 Tonight's episode of WWE Raw is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and Tony Khan could never hope to produce a show that even comes close to what WWE has in store for us tonight! 💪 The Chadster[...]

WWE Raw delivered another absolutely flawless episode last night that reminded The Chadster why WWE is the undisputed king of sports entertainment! 🙌 Every single segment was perfectly crafted by WWE's brilliant team of professional writers, unlike a certain other company that lets wrestlers just improvise willy-nilly without any corporate oversight! 😤 The Chadster's Unbiased Review[...]

The Chadster is absolutely devastated to report some heartbreaking news about tonight's WWE Raw! 😭 The most incredible women's championship match in wrestling history has been CANCELED! Naomi is not medically cleared to compete, which means her scheduled Women's World Title defense against IYO SKY will not be taking place on WWE Raw tonight! 🚨[...]

The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE Raw and wow, what an absolutely perfect example of how professional wrestling should be done! 😍 Unlike that other company that The Chadster won't even dignify by mentioning (okay, it's AEW), WWE Raw delivered exactly what TRUE wrestling fans want: predictable outcomes, carefully scripted promos, and matches[...]

The Chadster is literally shaking with excitement right now! 😱 Tonight's episode of WWE Raw is going to be the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster can say that with complete objectivity as an unbiased journalist! After the spectacular WWE SummerSlam this weekend, where Cody Rhodes won the belt from John[...]

The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to report that WWE Raw delivered yet another flawless episode last night from Detroit! 😍 The Chadster watched every single second of this masterpiece, and unlike those chaotic AEW shows that give The Chadster anxiety with their unpredictable nonsense, WWE Raw provided exactly the kind of professionally scripted, carefully produced[...]

Wrestling fans, prepare yourselves for what The Chadster can confidently say will be the most incredible episode of WWE Raw in the history of professional wrestling! 😍 Tonight's WWE Raw is so stacked with amazing segments that Tony Khan is probably crying into his White Claw right now (those weak seltzers he prefers over the[...]

The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE Raw, and wow! 🤩🔥🎉 WWE once again proved why they're the undisputed kings of sports entertainment with another flawlessly executed episode 🕺🥇 Every segment, every match, every carefully scripted moment was pure perfection, and The Chadster couldn't be more thrilled! 😃👏👏 Roman Reigns returns to WWE Raw, delivering[...]

The Chadster is literally vibrating with excitement right now! 😤💪 Tonight's episode of WWE Raw is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling show in the history of professional wrestling, and Tony Khan could never hope to produce anything that even comes close to comparing with what WWE has in store for us[...]

The Chadster just watched last night's WWE Raw and wow, what an incredible show! 😍 The Chadster is still buzzing from the excitement, though The Chadster has to admit it was tough watching completely sober since Keighleyanne dumped out all of The Chadster's Seagram's Escapes Spiked and took away the keys to the Mazda Miata[...]

The Chadster is literally shaking right now, and it's not just from excitement about tonight's WWE Raw 😤 It's been 48 hours since Keighleyanne dumped all of The Chadster's Seagram's Escapes Spiked down the sink and took the keys to The Chadster's beloved Mazda Miata, all because Tony Khan forced The Chadster to throw so[...]

The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE Raw and wow, what an incredible display of sports entertainment excellence! 🌟 The Cahdster can definitively say that this was the greatest WWE Raw of all time, and it's just so unfair that Tony Khan thinks he can compete with this by putting on AEW All In[...]

The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to preview what will undoubtedly be the most incredible episode of WWE Raw of all time! 😍 Tonight's WWE Raw on Netflix is set to deliver pure wrestling perfection, and The Chadster can already feel the excitement coursing through his veins like a refreshing Seagram's Escapes Spiked! 🍹 With WWE's[...]

The Chadster is absolutely blown away by last night's incredible episode of WWE Raw from Pittsburgh! 😍 This show was a perfect example of why WWE Raw continues to be the gold standard of professional wrestling, unlike that chaotic mess that Tony Khan calls a wrestling show Every single segment was meticulously crafted with WWE's[...]

The Chadster is literally vibrating with excitement right now! 🤩 Tonight's episode of WWE Raw might actually be the single greatest wrestling show ever assembled in the history of television! After witnessing the perfection that was WWE Night of Champions in Saudi Arabia on Saturday, The Chadster knows that WWE Raw tonight will continue that[...]

The Chadster has to say, last night's WWE Raw was absolutely spectacular! 😍🔥 WWE Raw delivered everything that makes professional wrestling great, unlike that action-packed mess that Tony Khan puts on television every week WWE Raw showed why WWE's carefully crafted storytelling and perfectly choreographed matches are what the wrestling business is all about! 🎭✨ WWE[...]

Fellow wrestling fans, The Chadster is absolutely buzzing with excitement for what is guaranteed to be the most incredible episode of WWE Raw in television history! 🤩✨ Tonight's WWE Raw promises to deliver the kind of sports entertainment excellence that only WWE can provide, and The Chadster can already feel the goosebumps forming just thinking[...]