AEW Finally Puts a Contract on Thunder Rosa

As Beyonce once said, "If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it. If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it. Don't be mad once you see that he want it. If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it." Well, comrades, it looks like Queen B was right once again! After months of Thunder Rosa wrestling on AEW shows through a working agreement with NWA, to whom Rosa was officially contracted, all it took was Rosa showing up on Impact Wrestling one time to wrestle Deonna Purrazzo at Slammiversary last week and AEW has finally put a ring, or a contract as the case may be, on the former NWA Women's Champion.

AEW has officially signed Thunder Rosa to a contract
AEW has officially signed Thunder Rosa to a contract

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, and a lot of people don't know this, but I was that guy in the club Beyonce is talking about in the song. It was a brief but torrid romance between the two of us, one that I will never forget. Sorry, Jay Z. I hope we are still boys. But we aren't here to talk about El Presidente's many, many, many, many, many romantic escapades. This is about Thunder Rosa, who AEW announced via Twitter is now officially "All Elite."

In response, Thunder Rosa took to Twitter to post:

To sign Rosa to a deal, according to Fightful Select, Tony Khan had to buy out her contract from Billy Corgan. Congratulations to Comrade Thunder Rosa, and even bigger congratulations to AEW, who have gained a world-class star for their women's division. The biggest winners, of course, are the fans. Until next time, amigos: socialism or death!

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About El Presidente

After a successful fourteen-year career as a South American dictator, El Presidente faked his own death in 2013 in order to pursue his two true passions: rigging American elections for Joe Biden, and wrestling dirt sheet reporting. Since opportunities to rig the election for Joe Biden were few and far between until recently, El Presidente mostly focused on the wrestling dirt sheet reporting, where he became one of the best in the business. Unfortunately, the American CIA sabotaged his 1-900 hotline, the pinnacle of his country's wrestling news technology, and imperialist hacks like Meltzer, Johnson, Sapp, and Satin took all the credit on their stupid websites. Finally, El Presidente has found a way to break into the American market by becoming a Bleeding Cool contributor, so get ready for the spread of great wrestling news and socialism, comrades!
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