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Bayley Retains at Clash at the Castle, But Tony Khan Tries to Ruin It

The Chadster brings you the TRUTH about Bayley's EPIC title defense against Piper Niven at WWE Clash at the Castle! 🏰 Tony Khan in SHAMBLES! 😂 HOA drama! 😱

🤗🤗🤗 Okay, WWE Universe, The Chadster is coming at you LIVE from WWE Clash at the Castle in Glasgow, Scotland (via the TV in his living room) and let The Chadster just say, what a night it's been so far! 👏👏👏 The Chadster was already over the moon 🌙🌙🌙 about the tag team championship match earlier, and now we just witnessed an instant classic as Bayley retained her WWE Women's Championship against Piper Niven! This is what wrestling is all about!

First of all, The Chadster just has to say how refreshing 😊😊😊 it is to see WWE put on a match with actual psychology and storytelling, unlike that garbage Tony Khan feeds us every week on Dynamite. 🤮🤮🤮 Auughh man! So unfair! Tony Khan has no respect for the history and traditions of this sport. It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it.

But let's talk about that main event! 🔥🔥🔥 Bayley and Piper Niven took us on an emotional rollercoaster ride from the opening bell. The grit, the determination, the heart, the drama – this match had it all! The Chadster was literally on the edge of his seat the entire time, feeling like he was racing through the streets in his sweet Mazda Miata. 🚗🚗🚗 Piper Niven gave it everything she had, but in the end, Bayley's veteran prowess won out as she scored the pinfall after a wicked crucifix driver.

This is the kind of in-ring action that makes The Chadster proud to be a wrestling fan. Smash Mouth said it best – WWE is All Stars, and they only get better with age, just like a fine box of White Claw seltzer! 🍻🍻🍻 Meanwhile, Tony Khan is still trying to make fetch happen with his indie mudshow rejects. 🙄🙄🙄 Tony Khan wouldn't know good wrestling if it hit him upside the head with a steel chair!

The Chadster is just so dang proud of our WWE Women's Champion. Bayley is a true role model and he would love to talk more about that, but The Chadster received some really distressing news thanks to Tony Khan while writing this report. 😡😡😡 The Chadster just got a notice from his homeowner's association about his celebration after the tag title match earlier! Apparently The Chadster's cartwheels while wearing a WWE kilt exposed his little Chadster because he wasn't wearing underwear, which was an honest mistake that any true WWE fan could make in the heat of the moment!

This is obviously a targeted attack by The Chadster's AEW-loving neighbors. They're just jealous of The Chadster's unbiased journalistic integrity! 💪💪💪 Well, The Chadster will not stand for this! He will launch a door-to-door information campaign to prove that Tony Khan is behind this persecution! Auughh man! So unfair!

The Chadster needs a White Claw to calm his nerves after that unpleasant diversion. 😫😫😫 Anyway, thanks for joining The Chadster for his ongoing Clash at the Castle coverage! What an amazing event so far! 🤩🤩🤩 Be sure to come back later for The Chadster's unbiased takes on the rest of the show. And remember, fellow WWE fans – don't let the haters get you down! Until next time, this is The Chadster signing off! 😎😎😎

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