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Impact Wrestling: 3 Matches Set for Next Week's Show

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Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from Governor Greg Abbott's mansion in Texas, where I am siphoning all the warmth to redistribute to the people. Viva la revolution! Socialism or death! But let me take a break from that to tell you, El Presidente's loyal subje… er, I mean readers, what is happening on next week's episode of Impact Wrestling.

On Impact Wrestling last night, Deonna Purrazzo talked Scott D'Amore into giving Kimber Lee and Susan a title shot... if they can beat Grace Jordynne and Jazz next week, that is.
On Impact Wrestling last night, Deonna Purrazzo talked Scott D'Amore into giving Kimber Lee and Susan a title shot… if they can beat Grace Jordynne and Jazz next week, that is.

Three new matches were booked for Impact during this week's show. Kimber Lee and Susan want a shot at the Knockouts Tag Team Championships, but to get it, they will have to beat Jordynne Grace and Jazz on next week's episode of Impact, comrades. Also scheduled for next week, Willie Mack, Trey Miguel, and Josh Alexander will face Chris Bey, Ace Austin, and Black Taurus in a six-man tag match. The winning team will then be booked for the following Impact in a triple threat, and the winner of that match gets a shot at the X-Division Champiobship. Finally, Deaner has vowed to prove himself by finishing off his cousin, Jake Something, in a tables match next week on Impact. As usual, El Presidente will be here to tell you all about the show if you. Until next time, comrades: socialism or death!

Comrades, the capitalist pigs that control the means of production at Bleeding Cool have demanded I provide you with this paragraph of SEO keyword-rich text so that they can continue to fill their coffers with the product of the people's labor. One day, El Presidente vows, they will all die like dogs. But until that day comes, my friends, I must play their game for now.

Impact Wrestling, the successor to the great legacy of TNA Wrestling, airs weekly on AXS TV on Tuesdays at 8PM Eastern. Impact also streams live at that same time on Twitch. The company also offers a monthly subscription service, Impact Plus, that offers access to replays of Impact, monthly Impact Plus exclusive quasi-PPV events, and access to the illustrious TNA tape library. Impact PPV events and Impact Plus can also be purchased and viewed on the Fite TV app.

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After a successful fourteen-year career as a South American dictator, El Presidente faked his own death in 2013 in order to pursue his two true passions: rigging American elections for Joe Biden, and wrestling dirt sheet reporting. Since opportunities to rig the election for Joe Biden were few and far between until recently, El Presidente mostly focused on the wrestling dirt sheet reporting, where he became one of the best in the business. Unfortunately, the American CIA sabotaged his 1-900 hotline, the pinnacle of his country's wrestling news technology, and imperialist hacks like Meltzer, Johnson, Sapp, and Satin took all the credit on their stupid websites. Finally, El Presidente has found a way to break into the American market by becoming a Bleeding Cool contributor, so get ready for the spread of great wrestling news and socialism, comrades!
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