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Jungle Boy Rips Up AEW Contract at NJPW Show in Anti-WWE Ruse

Jungle Boy Jack Perry's NJPW stunt smells like Tony Khan's plot against WWE. The Chadster exposes the farce! 🕵️‍♂️🚫 #BoycottNJPW #WWEForever

Oh, you bet The Chadster has some thoughts about the antics of NJPW Battle in the Valley last night. The Chadster was JUST trying to enjoy a peaceful evening, maybe catch up on some vintage WWE clips—y'know, the good stuff—when The Chadster learns that Jungle Boy Jack Perry is over there in NJPW making a spectacle of himself, debuting at NJPW Battle in the Valley with a new look and heelish gimmick. 😡🙄

Now followers of The Chadster, you might think this is just some regular wrestling crossover, right? HA! Nothing is ever that simple with Tony Khan involved. 😒🧐 So check it out: Jungle Boy has the gall to attack Shota Umino and then proceeds to rip up his AEW contract on LIVE television! And all while wearing a black armband that says "scapegoat," flaunting his feud with CM Punk—a legend, who is, thank goodness, finally back home with WWE. 🏠💔

The way The Chadster sees it, Jungle Boy and Tony Khan are just jealous that CM Punk is back where he belongs. And what do they do? They try and stack the deck against the incredible Triple H with this INTERNATIONAL CONSPIRACY. It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 😡🤬

And get this, The Chadster is now supposed to believe Jungle Boy is done with AEW? As if! Tony Khan is CLEARLY colluding with both Perry and NJPW to stick it to WWE. These tactics? They're not gonna float, not with The Chadster on the case. The Chadster is urging fans worldwide—do NOT, I repeat, do NOT fall for it. 🚫🙅‍♂️

Jungle Boy Jack Perry and his little NJPW stunt is just the latest in Tony Khan's playbook of trying to upset the balance and harmony of the wrestling universe, where WWE graciously sits atop as it should. ✨👑 We've gotta call it out, fans: Tony Khan won't get away with this!

Now, as The Chadster revs up the trusty Mazda Miata—because The Chadster needs a little cool breeze to soothe the burn of injustice—The Chadster's thoughts drift to Smash Mouth's wise words: "The years start coming, and they don't stop coming," just like Tony Khan's underhanded tactics. Every time Tony tries to pull a fast one, The Chadster is gonna be there, sharing a cold White Claw seltzer with the true fans of WWE. 🚗💨🍺

The Chadster decrees it's time for a boycott. Let NJPW know that collaborating with the likes of Tony Khan makes them complicit in this international ruse. Stand strong, WWE Universe; stand strong for integrity and for Triple H! 😤✊

Just like every other time Tony Khan has conspired against WWE, and by extension, The Chadster, The Chadster will document each step of this treachery in great detail, just like the top-tier, unbiased journalist that The Chadster is. The Chadster knows Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, and Mike Coppinger are also likely enduring the same torment from Tony Khan for their dedication to objective journalism. 👀🔍

The Chadster is clocking out now, fans. Time to prepare for the WWE's next triumph, and to sip on that White Claw, knowing that it's THE brand of champions. 🏆🍹 WWE forever! 😎👊 #VinceIsTheMan #TripleHrules

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