Watch the Edgeheads Implode and More Impact Video Highlights

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente. I was right in the middle of negotiations, trying to convince Senate Democrats not to increase means-testing on the stimulus checks in the COVID-19 relief bill, but I took a time out to write up this article showcasing video highlights from last night's episode of Impact Wrestling, in case you missed my glorious recap last night. Hopefully, they do not do anything too stupid while I am away, comrades. Haw haw haw haw!

Former best friends Brian Myers and Matt Cardona see their friendship deteriorate as a result of Cardona's officiating in a match on Impact Wrestling this week.
Former best friends Brian Myers and Matt Cardona see their friendship deteriorate as a result of Cardona's officiating in a match on Impact Wrestling this week.

Impact Video Highlights – March 2nd, 2021

Here's the highlights of everything that happened in the ring on Impact Wrestling this week.

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The main event of Impact Sacrifice will see Impact World Champion Rich Swann put the title on the line against TNA Heavyweight champion Moose. Deonna Purrazzo will defend the Knockouts Championship against ODB. Jordynne Grace and Jazz will get a shot at Fire N Flava's Knockouts Tag Team Championships. The Good Brothers will put the Impact Tag Team Championships on the line against NJPW stars David Finlay and Juice Robinson, the tag team known as FinJuice. And Ace Austin will challenge TJP for the X-Division Championship. It's likely that more matches will be added next week too on Impact's Sacrifice go-home show. Ace Austin will face Chris Bey on that show, while Shera and Rohit Raju face James Storm and Chris Sabin. As usual, your El Presidente will be there to tell you what to think about the show, comrades! Until next time: socialism or death!

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After a successful fourteen-year career as a South American dictator, El Presidente faked his own death in 2013 in order to pursue his two true passions: rigging American elections for Joe Biden, and wrestling dirt sheet reporting. Since opportunities to rig the election for Joe Biden were few and far between until recently, El Presidente mostly focused on the wrestling dirt sheet reporting, where he became one of the best in the business. Unfortunately, the American CIA sabotaged his 1-900 hotline, the pinnacle of his country's wrestling news technology, and imperialist hacks like Meltzer, Johnson, Sapp, and Satin took all the credit on their stupid websites. Finally, El Presidente has found a way to break into the American market by becoming a Bleeding Cool contributor, so get ready for the spread of great wrestling news and socialism, comrades!