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Tomorrow's Six Pack And Dogwelder Begins With Utter Tragedy

Tomorrow sees the launch of Six Pack & Dog Welder: Hard Travelin' Heroes by Garth Ennis and Russ Braun from DC Comics.

We all know Dogwelder has the power to weld dogs to people's faces with blowtorches. But when did that power first manifest itself?

This ComicBook.com preview unveils the true tragedy of what, you know, we were expecting to be a comedy. As two children open their presents.

The children of Dogwelder, now estranged from his family. And why would that be.

That's right folks. It appears that, at some point, Dogwelder welded two dogs to his children's faces. So, no, no puppies.

And that is Dogwelder's story. But what does he know of himself? Well, it appears that will be John Constantine's job, to do for Dogwelder what he once did for Swamp Thing….

But back to that Sixpack & Dogwelder preview… looks like someone fancies himself as a social justice warrior.

You know, Neal Adams did the variant cover for this, right?

We know what you mean, Six-Pack. We know what you mean…

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