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Snyder Cut of Justice League Basically Confirmed… It's Only a Matter of Time Now

Published Mon, 18 Jun 2018 10:15:47 -0500

Last updated Sat, 02 Nov 2019 08:37:37 -0500

Zack Snyder may have finally moved on to making Man of Steel 2, but Synderbronies — true fans of the DCEU — haven't given up hope that Warner Bros will one day release The Snyder Cut, a mythical version of Justice League which preserves Zack Snyder's Vision in its pristine glory. Snyder had to leave Justice League before it was complete due to a personal tragedy, as we all know, and Warner Bros brought in alleged fake feminist Joss Whedon to replace all of Snyder's sweet Supermen scenes with scenes where Cyborg says "booyah." It ruined the film, making it a box office bomb, and deprived fans of the chance to witness the conclusion to a trilogy of grimdark masterpieces straight from Snyder's brain.

For those loyal Synderbronies, this undying devotion may be about to pay off. Justice League storyboard artist Jay Oliva took to Twitter to smack down a hater, Forbes "columnist" Mark Hughes, who claimed the Snyder Cut didn't exist by revealing what all Snyderbronies already knew: the Snyder Cut is real, baby!

Other than incomplete vfx and maybe some reshoots for hook ups everything was shot that was storyboarded. Zack isn't the kind of director who creates the film in the edit bay. It's all planned out meticulously from beginning to end. That's how MoS and BvS was done.

— Jay Oliva (@jayoliva1) June 16, 2018

Hughes, who clearly has never read Ayn Rand and doesn't understand the complexity of Zack Snyder's genius, continued to argue that the cut didn't exist, buy Oliva set the record straight:

What I meant with 99% is that all of the scenes Zack envisioned was shot and exists in one form or another. Of course there are still vfx that is unfinished but I never inferred that the film was 99% done. Rather that Zack's vision was all shot except for a few reshoots planned

— Jay Oliva (@jayoliva1) June 16, 2018

I think they are responding to people saying that the Snydercut (prior to Whedon's involvement) does not exist and is not a cohesive story because Zack left. It may not be 100% polished but all of the planned scenes were shot and edited into a full timeline.

— Jay Oliva (@jayoliva1) June 16, 2018

So we've established that the Snyder Cut is real, and Warner Bros is holding it back purely out of spite. Now, how do we get our hands on it? The answer may come in the form of a savior: global telecommunications conglomerate AT&T. AT&T is set to take over Warner Bros soon, and someone in the upper echelons of the company must be a Snyderbrony themselves. Making the rounds on the internet over the weekend, Synderbronies have been contacting AT&T asking about the Snyder Cut, and AT&T reps have responded with what we can only possible take as an ironclad promise to release the film in the future: