Zenescope Studios, best known for their adult reworking of fairy tales, and covers more reminiscent of Victoria's Secret pages, are moving into a new arena, that of publishing children's books.
Their first entry into this market is with a children's book about a Hermit Crab. And will look something like this.
Never Underestimate A Hermit Crab will not, as you might have expected, tell the story of a young, humanoid, female crab with large breasts who is strong, empowered and not to be underestimated. Instead it will spearhead a new line of books, including one about a teenage girl whose family all turn into pets, but she does not pose with them in lingerie on the cover for some reason.
Bleeding Cool are very concerned about this sudden turn of events and suggest that Zenescope widen their search for cover-suitable models. We offer but one example, on this very special April day.