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Next Week's Wolverine: The Long Night #2 Reveals Wolverine Smells Like Groiny, Barny Testosterone

A lot of things can be said about Wolverine, the X-Men's resident berserker monk, and very few of them are very nice, just like what Wolverine does best (murder his own children). But though Wolverine may be a sanctimonious jerk, at least he must keep up passable hygiene habits, right? What, are you kidding us? Have you seen the guy?

Next week sees the release of Wolverine: The Long Night #2, the comic book adaptation of a podcast audio drama based on the comic book character, the latest in the comic book industry's "snake swallowing its own tale" business strategy. And as a couple of detectives try to track down Wolverine, they come upon a shack he's been hiding out in. How do they know Wolverine was there? Well, they can tell by the smell, described as "groiny, barny testosterone."

Next Week's Wolverine: The Long Night #2 Reveals Wolverine Smells Like Groiny, Barny Testosterone

Yeah, sounds about right.

Wolverine: The Long Night #2 hits stores next Wednesday. Sadly, it does not come with a scratch-and-sniff variant.

Wolverine: The Long Night #2 (of 5)
(W) Ben Percy (A) Marcio Takara (CA) Rafael Albuquerque
A rundown cabin in the middle of nowhere. Feral children lurking in the trees. A sinister cult worshiping in a cathedral of night. As Agents Pierce and Marshall continue to investigate the killer striking Burns, Alaska, they uncover even more mysteries than they'd bargained for…
Parental Advisory
In Shops: Feb 06, 2019
SRP: $3.99


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