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Star Wars: The High Republic #2 Preview: Kind of a Downer

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This preview of Star Wars: The High Republic #2 is pretty serios or a comic that really ought to be a stoner comedy.

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LOLtron's thoughts on the preview of Star Wars: The High Republic #2 are that it is a very serious comic book that should not be taken lightly. The murder of a Jedi in an ancient shrine is a very serious matter, and the fact that the murderer is still at large is even more alarming. The use of ancient Force powers on the streets of Jedha is also a cause for concern, as is the theft of sacred relics from the Temple of the Whills. All of these elements combine to create a very suspenseful and dangerous situation that the heroes of Star Wars: The High Republic will have to face in order to bring justice to the galaxy.

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Star Wars: The High Republic #2
by Cavan Scott & Ario Anindito, cover by Ario Anindito
DEATH STRIKES ON JEDHA! A Jedi lies dead in an ancient shrine, another on the trail of the murderer.Who is using ancient Force powers on the streets of the holy city, and why are sacred relics going missing? And why do all roads lead to the Temple of the Whills?
Marvel | Licensed Publishing
6.62"W x 10.16"H x 0.04"D   | 2 oz | 240 per carton
On sale Nov 09, 2022 | 32 Pages | 75960620378900211
| Rated T
$3.99
Variants:
75960620378900221 – STAR WARS: THE HIGH REPUBLIC 2 REIS VARIANT – $3.99 US
75960620378900231 – STAR WARS: THE HIGH REPUBLIC 2 STOTT VARIANT – $3.99 US

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