CM Punk Won't Do A Reddit AMA Because He Has Sensitive Information About Guardians Of The Galaxy Star Dave Bautista

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Former WWE superstar, MMA fighter, and comic book writer CM Punk declined the opportunity to do a Reddit AMA yesterday, citing possession of one of the most closely guarded secrets in wrestling which the internet has been trying to discover for years. Punk revealed that he knows the shocking secret during a Twitter Q&A, which is known for being a much more secure way to divulge information:

It's true; redditors have been trying to learn the size of wrestler and movie star Dave Bautista's member for a long time, and it's probably best for Punk to stay off Reddit lest he be pressured into letting the proverbial cat out of the bag. Punk likely knows the highly coveted information because he wrote a Drax comic, while Bautista plays Drax in Guardians of the Galaxy, so he would have had to have done his research. Bautista was grateful for Punk's discretion:

Hopefully Bautista changes his underwear in a secure location, lest all of this secrecy be for naught.

 

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