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Today, I bring you news involving Drew McIntyre, CM Punk, and Jack Perry that has shaken the very foundations of the squared circle, much like the time I accidentally set off an earthquake machine while arm wrestling Fidel Castro! CM Punk competes in the Royal Rumble, his first televised match since returning to WWE. Drew McIntyre, that[...]

Today, I bring you news that will shock the capitalist wrestling world to its very core! Our favorite tattooed rabble-rouser, CM Punk, appears to be shedding his rebellious skin faster than a snake in a microwave Yes, you heard it right, my fellow wrestling enthusiasts! The self-proclaimed "Voice of the Voiceless" is now whispering sweet[...]

The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off right now in the best way possible! 😡😡😡 What The Chadster just witnessed at WWE Money in the Bank was nothing short of an emotional rollercoaster that left The Chadster's heart pounding and his White Claw seltzer spilled all over the floor thanks to one man: CM Punk 🎢🍺 Seth[...]

But enough about me, for I have some hot chisme to share with you about an explosive Twitter beef between Insane Clown Posse's Violent J and WWE star CM Punk! CM Punk feasts during the 2022 AEW All Out media scrum while trashing Hangman Adam Page Comrades, as a card-carrying juggalo since the glorious Gathering of the[...]

💪💪💪 And then, just when The Chadster thought it couldn't get any better, CM Punk arrived on the scene to make the match even more unforgettable! 😍😍😍 An excellent graphic for an excellent WWE Clash at the Castle main event McIntyre was putting on a stellar performance in front of his hometown crowd, hitting Priest with a[...]

Oh boy, Tony Khan has done it again! 🤬 He's forced CM Punk to spend valuable WWE time addressing AEW drama, and The Chadster is cheesed off about it! 😡 During a promo aimed at Drew McIntyre on WWE Raw last night, CM Punk made reference to being a "choke artist," referring to the chokehold[...]

😠 It's like they don't even care about the feelings of true WWE fans like The Chadster, who knew that airing the footage of the CM Punk/Jack Perry backstage fight last week would benefit nobody in AEW 🙄 The crowd didn't even chant for CM Punk, which probably made The Chadster's best friend, fellow Bleeding[...]

😠 Tony Khan and his band of bullies in AEW are at it again, and this time they're going after poor CM Punk 😢 Everyone is wondering if Jack Perry will return tonight to help The Young Bucks, and it's making The Chadster furious! 😡🤬 Tony Khan Bullies CM Punk and The Chadster It's just more bullying[...]

Making the BCTV Daily Dispatch menu board today? NBC's Saturday Night Live, Disney+'s X-Men '97, The Mandalorian/Gina Carano, Apple TV+'s Dark Matter, Prime Video/BBC's The Night Manager, Paramount+'s Star Trek: Discovery, DC Studios' Superman, CM Punk/AEW, CBS's S.W.A.T., Apple TV+'s Monarch: Legacy of Monsters, Prime Video's Fallout, Netflix's Dead Boy Detectives, Netflix's Bridgerton, Alibi Channel's Bookish & more! Images/Screencaps: Netflix, Marvel Studios,[...]

Last night on AEW Dynamite, at the direction of Tony Khan, AEW aired the footage of CM Punk's backstage fight with Jack Perry at last year's AEW All In event 🤯 The Chadster is outraged about this, as are a lot of other upstanding members of the WWE Universe, judging by the response on social[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😠😠😠 The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off right now! 😡😡😡 You won't believe what Tony Khan and his band of disrespectful reprobates are trying to pull this week on AEW Dynamite! 🤬🤬🤬 The Chadster thought he'd seen it all after Mercedes Moné literally stabbed Triple H right in the back by[...]

🤷‍♂️ WrestleMania night two kicked off with an incredible match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship! 🏆 Drew McIntyre challenged Seth Rollins for the title, with special guest commentator CM Punk calling the action 🎙️ The match started hot with a Claymore Kick, but Rollins kicked out! 😱 The action spilled to the floor, where McIntyre[...]

The spirit of revolution is alive and well here, much like it is in the hallowed halls of AEW, where Tony Khan's wrestling promotion is striking back against the capitalist juggernaut of WWE and their underhanded attempts to undermine AEW's success with plans to air explosive backstage footage of CM Punk and Jack Perry's altercation[...]

Comrades, it seems CM Punk has broken his record for how long he can last in an MMA event by appearing on Ariel Helwani's MMA Hour podcast, a feat that has eluded him in his actual MMA fights El Presidente, reporting to you from a secret underground bunker beneath Tony Khan's Olympic-sized swimming pool, has[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 🤬🤯 The Chadster can't believe that anybody could have the audacity to watch last night's WWE Raw without declaring it the best thing that ever happened in the history of the wrestling business! The three-way promo between CM Punk, Seth Rollins, and Drew McIntyre was so astonishing that The Chadster is[...]

Attention, wrestling fans! Are you tired of constantly wondering whether CM Punk has tried to fight someone today? Well, fear not, because Bleeding Cool has got you covered! We are proud to announce the launch of our official "Has CM Punk Tried to Fight Anyone Today?" tracker, a groundbreaking new service available on the sidebar[...]

The real pressure to find out what was in this content started a few days ago when CM Punk started trolling 2K Games on social media, asking where he was, while fully acknowledging he came back to the company around the time the game was being finalized Which is ironic, considering when he left the[...]

Making the BCTV Daily Dispatch menu board today? DC Studios' Superman & Supergirl, ABC's The Rookie, Keenspot's Toy/Kate Micucci, AMC's Interview with the Vampire, WWE/CM Punk, SNL/Dave Chappelle, NBC's Night Court, The West Wing/Taylor Swift, Netflix's Avatar: The Last Airbender, Paramount's Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, Max's Peacemaker, Apple TV+'s Severance, HBO's True Detective: Night Country, Star Trek: Legacy, and more! Images/Screencaps: Paramount+,[...]

Greetings my revolutionary wrestling aficionados, it is I, El Presidente, checking in from my opulent yacht decked with the finest splendors, floating in the waters that have seen more attempted coups than CM Punk has seen backstage brawls Now onto the breaking news that's shaking the ring posts—it appears that Punk, the Straight Edge Savior,[...]

😒👌 But, oh, it's true! The Chadster nearly spilled his tangy, crisp White Claw in disbelief when CM Punk graced the ring with his televised in-ring WWE return since he shocked the world by returning to WWE last year Just imagine, The Chadster theorizes, Tony Khan must've been sobbing into his pillow seeing Punk showing what[...]

Making the BCTV Daily Dispatch menu board today? Disney+'s What If…?, Disney+'s Echo, Taylor Swift/Skip Bayless, AMC's The Walking Dead: The Ones Who Live, CM Punk/WWE, Netflix's My Life with the Walter Boys, Netflix's Yu Yu Hakusho, DC Studios' Superman: Legacy, Paramount+'s Halo, Adult Swim's Smiling Friends, Jeopardy!/Mayim Bialik, BBC's Doctor Who, BBC's Ghosts, Star Trek: Voyager/Sarah Silverman, and more! Images/Screencaps:[...]

But for WWE fans, December 26, 2023, is the date that they've been waiting for because that's when CM Punk makes his return to New York City's Madison Square Garden Why's that important? Because it's Punk's first time back at MSG since his return – but bigger than that, it's his first WWE match in[...]

Making the BCTV Daily Dispatch menu board today? ABC's The Rookie, Jensen Ackles, CM Punk/Chris Jericho, ABC's Twin Peaks, BBC's Doctor Who, Brooklyn Nine-Nine/Die Hard, AMC's Interview with the Vampire, Disney+'s What If…?, Netflix's Bridgerton, Mark Hamill/Santa Claus, Dave Chappelle, Disney Parks Christmas, BBC's EastEnders/Sooz Kempner, BBC's Lot No[...]

Did you really think that the rumblings from AEW All Out 2022 were going to go away just because CM Punk & AEW have parted ways and Punk's back over in the WWE being on his best behavior? For those of you who need a recap, CM Punk walked away with the AEW World Title [...]

Auughh man! The Chadster was waiting for this moment, and finally, it happened on last night's WWE Raw! 🤩🤼 The final decision of the one and only, the Best in the World, CM Punk! 🎉 That's right, Punk made his choice, and will call the red brand "home!" Punk signing with Raw after returing to[...]

Hey everyone, it's The Chadster here with the scoop that's going to flip the wrestling world right on its hindquarters! You guessed it, tonight on WWE Raw the whole WWE Universe is buzzing like The Chadster's Mazda Miata engine after tossing back a couple of cans of premium-grade White Claw seltzer! 😵💨 Because tonight, we're[...]

🤬 It was like a bad soap opera that refused to end, and The Chadster feels like it's all a targeted attack on CM Punk, WWE's delicate flower! 🌸 Hangman Adam Page, Renee Paquette, and MJF collude to attack CM Punk on AEW Dynamite First, The Chadster has to mention how distasteful it was to watch Renee[...]

Here's the scoop that's been stirring the pot in the wrestling world: 👀 CM Punk will sign an exclusive contract with WWE Raw next week, and The Chadster is here for it! 🎉😎🔥 Here's the deal: Last night on Raw, backstage boss Adam Pearce dropped a bombshell on Seth Rollins before the main event Seth, being[...]

Making the BCTV Daily Dispatch menu board today? Lifetime, Seth MacFarlane's The Orville, CM Punk, FOX "News" Host Sean Hannity, Prime Video's The Boys: Mexico, NBC's Saturday Night Live, Disney+'s Agatha: Darkhold Diaries, Netflix's Stranger Things 5, FX's Alien, Prime Video's Fallout, Netflix's The Crown, James Gunn/DCU, Disney+'s The Mandalorian, Star Trek/Hallmark Channel, BBC's Doctor Who, HBO's The Last of Us, Star Trek: Khan:[...]

It is no secret, comrades, that the wrestling world was shaken to its core when CM Punk, that thorn in the crown of All Elite Wrestling, found himself ousted faster than a spy caught at my dinner table And who was part of the tribunal bidding him adiós? None other than the American Dragon himself,[...]