It's 1985 All Over Again: Hulk Hogan And Brutus Beefcake In Heated Feud Over Beefcake's Ex-Wife

It's 2017, and the most heated feud in pro wrestling is between… Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake? Strange as it may seem, that's entirely the case.

The feud kicked off late last month when Hogan finally seemed to notice, about 40 years after the rest of his did, that his hair was thinning a little bit and maybe it was time to give it a shave. Hogan tweeted:

But when a fan suggested that Hogan get the haircut from his longtime friend Brutus Beefcake (whose barbering credentials are questionable at best), Beefcake responded:

Beefcake then intimated that he was writing a tell-all book that would make the Hulkster look bad, though we're hard-pressed to imagine how anything could possibly top Hogan's epic racist rant from 2015.

But Hogan threatened to sue Beefcake, a formidable threat if backed by Peter Thiel like Hogan was against Gawker.

Beefcake replied:

We're pretty sure that hair is just attached to his bandanna, dude. The feud continued:

Note: whenever someone in a Twitter argument says that they're out, they're lying.

We haven't seen a betrayal this bad since Raven started hanging out with The Sandman's wife and turned his own son against him in ECW.

And that seemed to be the end of it… until Beefcake received a letter from Hogan's lawyer threatening him over the book last week.

We all know there's only one way to settle this. Inside a steel cage, brother, at the 25th anniversary of Monday Night Raw! Let's just hope nobody breaks a hip.

About Jude Terror

A prophecy says that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero will come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events.

Scourge of Rich Johnston, maker of puns, and seeker of the Snyder Cut, Jude Terror, sadly, is not the hero comics needs right now... but he's the one the industry deserves.

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