He tells his wife (Leisha Hailey) that three more people quit today, afraid of the noises in the mine. The man's wife seems to be afraid of him, he obviously has a temper, and things haven't been going well. He goes to shower and a shadow passes behind him. The shower starts and the water[...]
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A fan chimed in that basically we are inside the DC universe right now since we live in Earth 33 according to the comic, which "talks to you".
Jurgens spoke about Futures End and John Constantine who has been looking for "the real Superman" all this time and finds him "hanging out" doing his thing helping[...]
My name is John Constantine And I'm an exorcist In my line of work there are days you just need to forget But some you never will."
Okay, some folk will suspect that they are doing this on purpose But I don't think so.
But, yes, just as with CW's The Flash, the upcoming first episode of NBC's[...]
From today's Justice League Dark #32,
As inAs in
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Basically John Constantine is more refrained in his speech that Prime Minister David Cameron.
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Or even Alfred Pennyworth's daughter in Batman Eternal…
What a tw*t.
Comics courtesy of Orbital Comics, London, launching the lost SMASH! art exhibition in to days time.
[...]
At the Revenge signing yesterday at Banbury, yesterday, I met Ian Harvey Stone, magician and mesmerist, performing with a geek-themed twist, demonstrating
Though unlike Mark Millar, they've never led with "what if Batman was a c-nt?"
And now, I understand, coming in June is Boom's attempt to do "what if John Constantine was a c-nt?" Or, rather, "what if John Constantine was John Constantine – and not that fellow they have masquerading in the Constantine monthly comic?"
It's called[...]
John Constantine survived the Crime Syndicates attack with the help of the House Of Mystery Now, in Justice League Dark #24 he wants to find his teammates… and specifically Zatanna whom he loves His search brings him to the notice of a new evil in the DC Universe… Blight.
DC teased the new character and gave[...]
I call that a major win-win.
And there is still time to get the John Constantine pint glasses and Deadman T-shirts, both featuring artwork by "Cursed Pirate Girl" creator Jeremy Bastian There are also perks featuring the logo for Happy Reaper which was designed by Spaceglider Studios (animators for shows like Harvey Birdman, Ugly Americans, MAD,[...]
Ha ha!
Okay, now I want a spinoff series, with John Constantine's half-brother Don Constantine Who has no powers or magical abilities whatsoever but goes around making the Flash's life hell for mixing him up with John Constantine Can we make that happen?
From Justice League Dark #20, out today Comics courtesy of Orbital Comics, London, currently[...]
Nice to get more info on this project: During the Wondercon panel for Pacific Rim this afternoon, Guillermo Del Toro seized the inevitable question about his "Justice League Dark" project, Heaven Sent, aka Dark Universe, and absolutely smashed it back.
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Coming up next week... the new Constantine comic, Judge Dredd Year One, GI Joe Special Missions, Five Ghosts, X-Termination as well as the Simpsons
Hellblazer will leave a hole, if not in sales, then in intent and tone, in the market and whilst Constantine, the John Constantine in the New 52 book, is at least interesting, it's also bound to be a very different beast So, there'll be at least some Hellblazer fans out there wandering where to go[...]
John Constantine sits drinking alone, looking very bitter and pissed off at somebody or other A striking and personable blonde enters the bar and, noticing Constantine, leans over and asks him for a light Constantine, sitting there with a crumpled letter in one
bunched fist and a glass in the other, glances up at her and[...]
Eric Bryan writes for Bleeding Cool;
If you're reading this (and I hope you are, or else we're both losing our minds), odds are you've heard the fate of John Constantine Once the figurehead of mature comics and the reason for the existence of Vertigo comics, Constantine has now been relegated to the third tier dregs[...]
I've long been a fan of the character and of many of the creators who have told his stories (something a few of you have gathered from the fact that Avatar has worked with 4 writers who have contributed significantly to the character), so as we're pondering a new beginning for the John Constantine, here's[...]
For example…
The sex…
The drugs…
The violence…
The bad language…
The racial epithets…
The politics…
More sex…
The racial politics…
…safe sex…
…and Alan Moore popping in for a pint.
Not to mention the religious/political/royal scandals where Prince Charles is a serial killer, or the rewriting of Christianity so that Gabriel rapes Mary nine months before Bethlehem.
As you do.
Goodbye John Constantine[...]
Not so much with articulated limbs but rather limbs that just… pop off.
Okay, maybe not every character needs to be in the line…
Oh and John Constantine? He's fine, thank you very much Well, a bit miffed, but wouldn't you be?
Swamp Thing #13 and Animal Man #13 are on sale today.
These are the rules of[...]
No one redefined the comic book landscape quite like Alan Moore in the 1980s, and the year 1985 was one of the most creative of his career. He'd taken Saga of the Swamp Thing to new levels of horror and brilliance. He'd introduced the world to John Constantine, a magic con man and later, Hellblazer. [...]
There has been some concern expressed over the appearance of John Constantine on the John Cassidy cover of upcoming trade paperback The Devil You Know written by Jamie Delano (above) Not just the gravity challenged smoke, but also his resemblance to Jedward.
May I suggest a quick fix that should tackle all such problems instantly?
There[...]
Also, they've tried, badly to deal with John Constantine appearing in the US at the end of Brightest Day to deal with Swamp Thing, popping back to London for some reason, and now coming back to Gotham to deal with Swamp Thing, basically, pretending that John didn't go to America before Here are some before[...]
The new issue of Hellblazer out this week, in which Gemma Masters inherits a very John Constantine way of doing things – when dealing with her uncle John And it seems reminiscent of another cover…
Of course that one didn't have massive Green Lantern banner slapped across the top Or a preview of a DCU John[...]
And there we have it folks. Voodoo #1. By Ron Marz and Sami Basri. This marks the return of Wildstorm to the DC Universe. I don't know how much DC will be
DC Comics are giving Entertainment Weekly more stories about their issue one comics today, and it seems to all be around the more supernatural elements of the DC Universe
They include the already BleedingCooled Animal Man #1 by Jeff Lemire and Swamp Thing #1, writted by Scott Snyder.
Then there's also the BleedingCooled Justice League Dark #1[...]
In the original promotion for The Brightest Day Aftermath: The Search For Swmp Thing, while Batman and Superman were present on the cover and we worked out the foreground fellow was John Constantine, the other dark figure was a mystery.
But when John was officially revealed, so was Zatanna…
Not any more In previews printed in certain[...]
I'm more concerned about the revelation that Wonder Woman and her nation of Amazons killed all the British men, all thirty-two million of them in a massive misandrist holocaust, possibly by removing their testicles.
And we know there's a London-set Lois Lane Flashpoint series that might possibly have John Constantine in it.
And considering his appearance at[...]
And so who hasn't realised that the final few pages see the return of yet another Vertigo character to the DC Universe that bore them, namely one John Constantine A little bit younger, a little bit shinier, and using a word that the BBC last surveyed as the eighth most offensive word in the english[...]
Yesterday I told you that John Constantine was coming back to the DC Universe.
And tomorrow, while Doctor Who is on, current Hellblazer writer, who is also writing a number of Flashpoint books, Peter Milligan will be talking about John Constantine with Andy Diggle, Jamie Delano and David Lloyd as part of the[...]
I don't know how.
But I am reliably informed from a certain Brazilian in the know that John Constantine will be appearing as a major character in upcoming DC Universe titles, post Flashpoint.
Created in the then-DC Universe title Swamp Thing, by John Totleben, Steve Bissette and Alan Moore, this street-level occultist span off his own[...]
This cover for Flashpoint: Lois Lane And The Resistance has been running around my head. Anyway, last night, this is what popped out. Apologies to
Reading Alan Moore, Steve Bissette and Rick Veitch's Swamp Thing and Jamie Delano's Hellblazer, there was one event that sat heavy on John Constantine's head Newcastle Something very bad happened there and a year into his ongoing series, we discovered what And it's something that has haunted the book since But in Hellblazer #276 from[...]