Keanu Reeves attends a photocall promoting the film 'A Scanner Darkly' at the Palais des Festivals during the 59th Cannes Film Festival on May 25, 2006 in Cannes, France. Editorial credit: Denis Makarenko /

Gen-X Finally Takes a Stand When Millennials Try to Steal Keanu Reeves

Generation X is known mostly for invisibility, remaining primarily absent in the great generational war between Millennials and Boomers. But the slacker generation has finally found the motivation to needed to get mad at people of a different age group from them. All it took was for pseudo-intellectual stalwart The Atlantic to publish a smarmy […]

Rob Liefeld Says Goodbye to the X-Men With Love Letter to Claremont/Byrne/Austin

Rob Liefeld vs. the Millennials

Back in September, superstar comic book artist Rob Liefeld found himself under attack by a group of rabid teenagers, fending them off from all sides in a brutal Twitter war. But tangling with Generation Z was just the warmup, as Liefeld found himself this week "besieged" by Millennials for round two of online generational warfare. […]

Vandal Savage Complains About Millennials in Batman Universe #5 [Preview]

Original Boomer Vandal Savage Hates Millennials in Batman Universe #5 [Preview]

Generational warfare is heating up in our society. Boomers complain constantly about Millennials. In retaliation, Millennials ruin the things Boomers love, like mayonnaise and chain restaurants. So Boomers destroy the environment and the economy and elect Donald Trump president. Then Millennials say "OK Boomer" on Twitter and hurt their feelings. It's a vicious cycle, but […]

Millennials are Killing Elaborate Superhero Death Traps in Next Week's Amazing Spider-Man #14

It seems like Millennials are killing everything these days, from mayonnaise to Applebees to fabric softener. The latest victim of Millennials' murderous generation is apparently elaborate superhero death traps, at least according to Arcade's assessment in this preview of next week's issue of Amazing Spider-Man. So sad. Now, if only Millennials would get around to […]

Millennials and Their Job Ghosting in Next Week's Black Panther vs. Deadpool #3

If there's one thing reading articles on the internet written by Baby Boomers has taught us, it's that Millennials are ruining everything. The latest thing Millennials are ruining is being blindly subservient to corporate masters who treat their employees like disposable labor generation machines. That's right, we're talking about the trend of "job ghosting," where […]

Fanboy Rampage: Gail Simone vs. Miracle Whip Over Which Condiment Millennials Should Kill

Should that be Fangirl Rampage? Fansauce Rampage? Since its inception, Twitter has been a godsend for the 24-hour comics news cycle, providing an endless supply of articles when comic book creators interact with fans. The latest feud to hit Twitter, however, isn't between two comic creators or comic creators and fans. Rather, it's superstar writer Gail […]

NATO President on Millennials Killing Movies: It's a Complete Myth [#CinemaCon2018]

National Association of Theater Owners President and CEO John Fithian is talking about the state of the film industry at CinemaCon in Las Vegas right now, and he quickly refuted the idea that young people don't go to the movies. Speaking about the 2017 box office take, Fythian said, "The idea that younger moviegoers aren't passionate […]