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But before The Chadster gets into why AEW Dynamite: Winter is Coming is going to be another slap in the face to everything WWE has ever done for the wrestling business, The Chadster needs to update everyone on The Chadster's current living situation and the latest harassment campaign orchestrated by Tony Khan 🎯😠 AEW Dynamite: Winter[...]

And do I have some deliciously dramatic wrestling news for you today! Bad Bunny accepts a challenge from The Miz for a match at WrestleMania in 2021 It seems that global entertainment superstar Bad Bunny—yes, that Bad Bunny, the one who will be performing at the upcoming Super Bowl halftime show—has decided to grace the hallowed halls[...]

The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to report that last night's episode of WWE Raw was potentially the greatest wrestling show in the history of television! 📺🎉 The Chadster watched every single second from The Chadster's camping chair in the Target electronics department, and The Chadster can say without hesitation that WWE Raw delivered exactly what[...]

The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to bring all of you loyal readers this preview of tonight's episode of WWE Raw, which airs at 8E/5P on Netflix! 📺🎊 The Chadster can say without any hesitation whatsoever that this could very well be the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and Tony Khan could never hope[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret bunker beneath a comic book store in Columbus, Ohio, where I have been hiding from CIA agents disguised as Green Lantern cosplayers! And what a glorious night of wrestling we witnessed on AEW Collision last night! AEW Collision delivered more[...]

ET on TNT, and comrades, this is not just any Collision – this is AEW Collision FROM A COMIC CONVENTION! You know, my good friend Kim Jong-un once told me over a game of Dungeons & Dragons that the only thing better than professional wrestling is professional wrestling surrounded by people in cosplay He was[...]

The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to report that last night's WWE SmackDown from the Moody Center in Austin, Texas was exactly what professional wrestling is supposed to be! 😍🙌 The Chadster watched the entire show from his current accommodations in the electronics department of the local Target, and let The Chadster tell you, it was[...]

But enough about my sound investment strategies—we have much bigger fish to fry today! The news has broken like a folding chair over the head of the wrestling business: Netflix is acquiring Warner Bros from Warner Bros Discovery for a staggering $82.7 billion! Comrades, that is more money than I have embezzled in my entire career,[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker beneath the Palace of the Revolution, where I am currently hiding from both the CIA and my personal trainer who insists I stop eating empanadas while watching wrestling But nothing—NOTHING—can keep me from bringing you the most important news[...]

While cinephiles fret over the streaming giant's historically ambivalent relationship with theatrical exhibition, and comic book enthusiasts contemplate the ramifications for DC Comics' future, professional wrestling aficionados find themselves pondering a particularly pressing question: What does this mean for All Elite Wrestling (AEW)? AEW owner Tony Khan makes a big announcement on AEW Dynamite The wrestling promotion,[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫 Last night, The Chadster witnessed what has to be the absolute worst episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster is still literally shaking with rage! 🤬 Tony Khan has done it again, purposely booking this show from Fishers, Indiana to personally attack The Chadster[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private yacht where I am currently evading air strikes by Pete Hegseth, and I have some exciting news from the world of professional wrestling merchandise! All Elite Wrestling has officially partnered with BLCKSMTH Apparel, a UK-based merchandise brand that apparently believes[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster is back and ready to tell the world all about the atrocities Tony Khan plans to commit with tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite through a thoroughly fair and objective preview, but first, The Chadster needs to update all of The Chadster's loyal readers on the absolutely insane last[...]

This reminds me of the time I was arm-wrestling Kim Jong-un for the last spring roll at our summit, and his bodyguard tried to help him I simply had my personal guard remove his guard, and victory was mine! Also, the CIA burst in and we had to flee through the kitchen, but that is[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private screening room where I am coincidentally watching a marathon of The Walking Dead and contemplating the irony of life, death, and professional wrestling that refuses to stay buried! And boy, do I have some news that will make you spit[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious presidential bunker where I am currently binge-watching wrestling while my cabinet argues about crop yields upstairs But who cares about agriculture when we have the glory of WWE Raw to discuss, airing tonight at 8/7c on Netflix! The official logo for[...]

The Chadster's loyal readers know that The Chadster has been filing his unbiased wrestling journalism reports from a phone he stole from a pedestrian, but the thing is, The Chadster couldn't watch the greatest WWE Survivor Series of all time on some stolen iPhone like some common AEW fan 📱 The Chadster needed a proper[...]

This is standard operating procedure in my government – I mean, in professional wrestling! The Dark Angel Vaquer is furious and determined to retain, setting up what should be a passionate and personal encounter. Survivor Series: WarGames Start Time and How to Watch Comrades, you can witness all this glorious chaos tonight, November 29th, at 7 PM[...]

Chad, amigo, I hope you find the help you need – I once had a similar level of paranoia when Fidel Castro chased me through Havana because I borrowed his favorite wrestling magazine without asking Get well soon, comrade! Now then, WWE SmackDown delivered quite the spectacle on this Black Friday evening, much like the time[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster has had the most challenging week of his life, but The Chadster's commitment to unbiased wrestling journalism has never wavered! 📰✨ While Tony Khan sits in his mansion counting his daddy's money and plotting ways to cheese The Chadster off, The Chadster spent yesterday's Thanksgiving fighting a particularly[...]

El Presidente reviews AEW Collision's Thanksgiving special! PAC and Takeshita win, Garcia destroys Daddy Magic, and Kingston calls out Samoa Joe!

But I digress! AEW Collision Thanksgiving special preview/Credit:AEW Tonight, the capitalist pigs at All Elite Wrestling are serving up a special Thanksgiving Day feast of violence and mayhem on AEW Collision, broadcasting from Nashville, Tennessee at 8 p.m ET on TNT! And comrades, let me tell you, this card is more stuffed than the turkey I am[...]

This is exactly what's wrong with AEW Dynamite! The match had barely any rest holds, no proper commercial break structure, and both wrestlers were allowed to just go out there and have an unpredictable contest that kept fans on the edge of their seats! 🙄 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE[...]

Just last week, I was sharing a cigar with my old friend Kim Jong-un, and he was telling me about his country's annual "Supreme Leader's Invitational Bowling Championship." I said to him, "Kim, my friend, this is nothing compared to wrestling's greatest tournament – the Continental Classic!" He immediately ordered his scientists to develop a[...]

The professional wrestling landscape finds itself on the precipice of one of its most anticipated annual competitions, as All Elite Wrestling (AEW) prepares to launch the third iteration of the Continental Classic tournament Commencing this evening on the Thanksgiving Eve edition of AEW Dynamite, this prestigious tournament represents a significant moment in the organization's calendar,[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret underground bunker beneath a pyramid-shaped wrestling ring in Tijuana, where I am currently hiding from both the CIA and an angry luchador whose mask I accidentally used as a napkin at dinner last night! Today brings glorious news from the[...]

Everyone fighting everyone! It's like the weekly meetings of my Revolutionary Council, except with better choreography. Overall, this episode of Monday Night Raw built the hype for Survivor Series while delivering quality wrestling content The show balanced storyline progression with in-ring action, which is the secret formula to success I learned this same principle when balancing[...]

Brock Lesnar, one of the most superior athletes in all of professional wrestling, a man trained by the legendary WWE system for years, SLIPPED AND FELL ON HIS BEHIND at the top of the ramp during his entrance! 😱😱😱 He was coming out to join Paul Heyman to join his Survivor Series WarGames teammates Drew[...]

But even from his hospital bed, this glorious comrade found himself in the crosshairs of wrestling's grumpiest podcast grifter, Jim Cornette—a man so perpetually angry that he makes me look like the Dalai Lama And comrades, I once ordered the military to shell a radio station that played too much reggaeton during siesta time. Will Ospreay[...]

The bigger dog bit The Chadster's ankle, and The Chadster's pretty sure it's infected now, but The Chadster can't go to a hospital because that's exactly where Tony Khan's goons are waiting 🩹😰💉! The official logo for WWE Raw on Netflix But none of that matters, because tonight's episode of WWE Raw is going to be the[...]