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Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster just watched Kazuchika Okada and Jon Moxley win their Continental Classic semifinal matches at AEW World's End, and The Chadster has never been more cheesed off in his entire life! 🤬🤬🤬 Tony Khan is literally trying to ruin The Chadster's holiday season by booking compelling wrestling matches during[...]

Raccoon literally started hissing at the TV screen during AEW Dynamite, and little Shane Raccoon brought The Chadster a moldy candy cane he found behind the abandoned Blockbuster as a gift, which was honestly more thoughtful than anything Tony Khan has ever done for wrestling! 🎅 Despite Tony Khan's best efforts to cheese The Chadster off[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious underground bunker beneath a seized chocolate factory in Grand Rapids, Michigan, and I have some tremendous news to share about last night's WWE SmackDown! Joe Hendry serenades The Miz during WWE SmackDown. Yes, comrades, SmackDown delivered another spectacular evening of sports entertainment,[...]

We got into such an argument that we ended up wrestling in my Olympic-sized kiddie pool filled with champagne Unlike that situation, however, McIntyre and Rhodes' conflict cannot be solved with a sincere apology and a box of Cuban cigars. How will The Scottish Warrior respond to this home invasion? Will he demand better security systems?[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster can't believe Tony Khan would stoop so low as to air AEW Christmas Collision on Christmas Day, literally forcing The Chadster and his beloved new raccoon family to suffer through hours of unwatchable wrestling when they should have been celebrating the true meaning of the holiday with some[...]

The Chadster had it all planned out! 🎅 The Chadster was going to scavenge some half-eaten Chinese food from the dumpster behind the Golden Dragon restaurant, maybe find some stale Christmas cookies from the bakery trash, and then The Chadster and the raccoon family were going to spend the evening singing Christmas carols and WWE[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my personal White Castle franchise that I liberated from capitalist oppression during my last diplomatic mission to Columbus, Ohio, when I thought it was a legitimate government outpost and not a burger franchise, and I have some absolutely delicious news to share[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster can't believe Tony Khan literally ruined Christmas Eve by booking AEW Dynamite on 34th Street, forcing The Chadster to watch wrestling instead of celebrating the holiday like a normal person! 🎅💔 Tony Khan is so obsessed with The Chadster that he scheduled AEW Dynamite on 34th Street on[...]

📼📺🎬 But then The Chadster saw this press release this morning! 😱😰😨😵 Do you realize what almost happened?! The Chadster almost drank that IPA! The Chadster would have literally stabbed Triple H right in the back if The Chadster had consumed even one sip of that Tony Khan propaganda beverage! 🔪💔😭 It's just so disrespectful to[...]

ET on TBS and HBO Max! It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it! 😡 AEW Dynamite on 34th Street promo art/Credit: AEW The Chadster has been preparing for AEW Dynamite on 34th Street from the abandoned Blockbuster Video that The Chadster now calls home, and let The Chadster[...]

He slapped me on the back so hard I coughed up a pierogi, but it did motivate me to win our subsequent arm-wrestling competition That slap technique works wonders! Gunther came out and posed on the announce table before being confronted by both CM Punk and Rey Mysterio The Ring General's arrogance knows no bounds! This[...]

Ah, the beautiful chaos of professional wrestling politics! You see, Gunther defeated Cena in his final match at Saturday Night's Main Event, making the Greatest of All Time tap out like a common peasant applying for a government permit at one of my bureaucratic offices Then, the audacious Austrian had the nerve to celebrate by[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my newly constructed trophy room in my palace (which I had to expand after winning Best Dictator, Most Humble Leader, and Sexiest Mustache at this year's El Presidente Presents the 2025 El Presidente Dictatorship Awards), and I have some absolutely electrifying news[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster just endured what was quite possibly the worst episode of AEW Collision Holiday Bash of all time, and Tony Khan has once again proven that he doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business! 🤦‍♂️ The Chadster watched this travesty from inside the abandoned Blockbuster with Vincent[...]

Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and the baby raccoons Hunter, Stephanie, and Shane had brought The Chadster some wonderful gifts they'd scavenged – a slightly dented can of cranberry sauce, a roll of tinsel that only had a little mold on it, and what appeared to be a perfectly good ornament shaped like a wrestling ring! 🦝🎁[...]

But the spirit is the same—identify your target, eliminate all obstacles, and seize the gold! Or in my case, seize the gold AND the treasury AND the means of production! An Unlikely Alliance Defeats a Legendary Team United States Champion Ilja Dragunov and Carmelo Hayes formed a temporary alliance on SmackDown to take on the legendary DIY[...]

Nice try, amigos, but El Presidente knows the difference between a real suplex and whatever nonsense you learned at Langley! The official logo for WWE SmackDown Tonight, comrades, WWE SmackDown promises to deliver more American wrestling entertainment at 8pm Eastern/7pm Central on the USA Network, and El Presidente would not miss it for all the offshore bank[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster just watched AEW Holiday Bash from his new home inside an abandoned Blockbuster Video, and The Chadster has to tell you, this was literally the worst episode of AEW Holiday Bash of all time! 📺💔 Tony Khan has completely RUINED wrestling, and now he's ruining The Chadster's life[...]

🦝💝 STOP INVADING THE CHADSTER'S DREAMS, TONY KHAN! The Chadster knows you're obsessed with The Chadster, but this has gone too far! 😤🛌 Now, let's talk about what Tony Khan has planned for the AEW Dynamite and Collision Holiday Bash tonight, and why every single segment is a personal attack on The Chadster and everything WWE[...]

It is the kind of political maneuvering that would make even me jealous! And I know because I'm literally jealous right now! And who would be the mastermind behind the whole thing? Shawn Michaels himself, NXT booker and one of the players in the most famous wrestling conspiracy since WWE replaced the Ultimate Warrior with[...]

Wow wow WOW! 😍✨ Last night's WWE Raw was absolutely SPECTACULAR and everything that wrestling should be! 🔥💯 The Chadster watched the entire show from The Chadster's current residence in the abandoned Blockbuster Video with his new raccoon family, and let The Chadster tell you, Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and all the baby raccoons[...]

Greetings, wrestling fans! 👋 The Chadster is here to tell you about what is absolutely, positively going to be the most incredible episode of WWE Raw in the history of professional wrestling, airing tonight at 8E/5P on Netflix! 🎉🎊✨ The Chadster has carefully reviewed all the segments that WWE has graciously provided to the media,[...]

The CIA thought they could ruin this moment for me, but just like John Cena himself taught us all these years: never give up! John Cena salutes the fans after his last match at Saturday Night's Main Event, marking a memorable conclusion to his wrestling career. Last night, comrades, we witnessed the end of an era as[...]

🍔🧀🍕 The Chadster managed to break in through the back door, and inside, The Chadster found the remnants of the once-mighty video rental empire, complete with cobwebs, dust, and shelves still stocked with VHS tapes, including an amazing WWE wrestling library! 📼 But The Chadster wasn't alone A family of raccoons had taken residence in the[...]

This reminds me of the time I hosted a tournament to determine who would be my new Minister of Tourism, except mine involved less wrestling and more synchronized swimming Gunther won by being ruthless, efficient, and technically superior—qualities I normally only look for in my secret police force! The question weighing on all our minds, comrades:[...]

All Elite Wrestling (AEW) presents a compelling afternoon of professional wrestling today as AEW Collision: Winter is Coming emanates from the Utilita Arena in Cardiff, Wales The broadcast will air at the unconventional time of 4:30 p.m Eastern Time/1:30 p.m Pacific Time, a scheduling decision that demonstrates considerable strategic acumen on the part of AEW's[...]

Wow! 🤩 WWE SmackDown delivered another masterclass in sports entertainment last night, and The Chadster is here to provide the most unbiased wrestling journalism you'll find anywhere on the internet! 📺💯 While Tony Khan was probably seething with jealousy somewhere, WWE SmackDown proved once again why it's the only wrestling show worth watching! 😤✨ NXT Champion[...]

El Presidente reports on Ram Trucks' unholy alliance with WWE, UFC, and PBR - a capitalist orgy so excessive, even socialist dictators are impressed, comrades!

🧻🧻🧻 It's not as comfortable as the Target, but at least the free samples provide better meals than Target's snack aisle! 🌭🧀🥤 Plus, they have enormous packs of Seagram's Escapes Spiked, though The Chadster has to chill them in the freezers first because they keep them at room temperature – probably Tony Khan's doing! 🍹❄️😤[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster is writing this review of last night's AEW Dynamite: Winter is Coming from inside a Costco because Tony Khan has literally ruined The Chadster's life yet again! 🏬😤 But before The Chadster gets into why AEW Dynamite: Winter is Coming was the absolute worst episode of AEW Dynamite[...]