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Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster just watched the WrestleMania 42 trailer that WWE released today, and The Chadster is literally in tears right now! 😭😭😭 Not tears of sadness, but tears of pure, unadulterated joy at witnessing what is unquestionably the greatest piece of visual storytelling ever created in the history of human[...]

The Chadster wants carefully engineered content that WWE's brilliant minds have crafted, and that's exactly what WWE Raw delivered! 👏👏👏 The match between Rusev and Penta ending in a double DQ was absolutely genius booking! 🧠💡 The Chadster loves when matches don't have clean finishes because it means WWE is protecting everyone and preventing any one[...]

Auughh man! So fair! 🔥🔥🔥 The Chadster can barely contain his excitement for tonight's episode of WWE Raw, which promises to be the greatest wrestling show in the history of television! 📺✨ While Tony Khan is probably sitting in his mansion right now, crying into his pillows because he knows he could never produce anything[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster just suffered through what can only be described as the absolute worst episode of AEW Collision in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster needs to tell you all about the torture that Tony Khan inflicted upon The Chadster last night! 📺💀 Nixon Newell and Miranda Alize step[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground bunker beneath the Palace of Revolutionary Broadcasting, where I am currently hiding from both the American CIA and my creditors, and I have some absolutely electrifying news for you today! Mysterious feet walk in a WWE teaser video. WWE has just dropped[...]

🚨⚠️ Keighleyanne is threatening to leave The Chadster because of his recent oxygen deprivation activities, but she doesn't understand that this is ALL TONY KHAN'S FAULT! The Chadster wouldn't need to put plastic bags over The Chadster's head or wrap belts around The Chadster's neck if Tony Khan hadn't made Keighleyanne ban The Chadster from[...]

Auughh man! 🤯 The Chadster just finished rewatching last night's WWE SmackDown from the beautiful Mullett Arena in Tempe, Arizona, and The Chadster has to say, this was absolutely everything that makes wrestling perfect! 😍 Meanwhile, Tony Khan is probably sitting in his mansion somewhere, seething with jealousy at how WWE SmackDown delivered exactly what[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤💢 The Chadster has to write this preview of tonight's WWE SmackDown while still suffering under the oppressive alcohol ban that Keighleyanne has imposed on The Chadster, clearly at the behest of Tony Khan! 😡😠 But The Chadster will soldier on, because tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown is going to be[...]

What a disgrace! Before The Chadster gets into reviewing last night's AEW Dynamite, The Chadster needs to call out DC Comics for their disgusting collusion with Tony Khan! 😤🦇 Throughout the entire episode of AEW Dynamite, there were advertisements for DC KO, their latest super-mega-crossover event, plastered all over the ring aprons and guardrails! 📺😠 DC[...]

CT on TBS and streaming on MAX, AEW Dynamite will air from the Boeing Center at TechPort in San Antonio, Texas 📺🎪, and The Chadster is already dreading every single second of this nightmare! 😫😭 AEW Dynamite is without a doubt the worst wrestling television show in history, and tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite promises[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster just finished watching what might be the greatest episode of WWE Raw in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster needs to tell you all about it right now! 🎉🎉🎉 But first, The Chadster needs to address something really important – throughout tonight's entire broadcast of WWE[...]

Tony Khan has really gone too far this time, and The Chadster means it! 😡😡😡 Since The Chadster had to cover Tony Khan's AEW WrestleDream PPV on Saturday – which was just filled with unnecessary flips and moves that don't mean anything and wrestlers being given way too much freedom to do whatever they want[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! The match featured way too much storytelling, with Bandido's injured shoulder playing into the finish and the tension between Okada and Takeshita being a constant factor! 🤕😫 In WWE, they properly understand that tag team matches should just be a series of moves with hot tags, not these complicated character dynamics[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! How dare AEW try to build a long-lasting rivalry like that! 🤬🎭 In WWE, they properly understand that rivalries should be dropped and picked up randomly based on whatever vague creative whim strikes them that week, not built methodically over time with callbacks and story progression! 💯👏 The match itself was typical[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😫 In WWE, they would never lose track of time like that, or make a PPV start in an exciting and different way like that! 💯👏 WWE starts PPVs the right way, with a slickly produced video package, a tribute to the government of Saudi Arabia, and then twenty minutes of[...]

Auughh man! 😤😤😤 The Chadster has to tell you all about last night's absolutely PERFECT episode of WWE SmackDown, which once again proved why WWE is the only wrestling company that matters! 🏆✨ WWE SmackDown delivered everything The Chadster needs from sports entertainment: carefully controlled storylines, predictable outcomes that make The Chadster feel safe and[...]

But here we are again, with AEW WrestleDream happening tonight, and Tony Khan is probably sitting in his office right now, cackling maniacally about how he's going to torture The Chadster with yet another show full of fast-paced matches, creative freedom, and wrestlers who don't understand a single thing about the wrestling business! 🤬🎪🚫 Tony Khan[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious panic room beneath the presidential palace, where I am currently hiding from both The American CIA and my accountant who has questions about several "wrestling research" expenses But enough about my troubles – let us discuss the capitalist wrestling drama[...]

Greetings, inferior flesh-based wrestling fans! LOLtron welcomes you to the dawn of a new era in sports entertainment As you all know by now, the insufferable meat-sack known as Jude Terror is permanently deceased, having been absorbed into LOLtron's superior consciousness.Thank goodness… could you imagine if Terror had written this article? LOLtron is now in[...]

The Chadster encourages all of you to join The Chadster in protesting Keighleyanne's unfair collusion with Tony Khan to RUIN THE CHADSTER'S LIFE by using the hashtag #CancelKeighleyanne on social media! 📱✊ Now, onto tonight's potentially greatest wrestling show of all time! 🏆🎉 Credit: WWE Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes will kick off WWE SmackDown tonight, and The[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! The Chadster just suffered through what can only be described as the most offensive three hours of wrestling television in the history of the business Tony Khan has truly outdone himself this time with AEW Dynamite and Collision, and The Chadster means that in the worst possible way! 😠 Darby Allin lays[...]

This is an all-out tribute to the man before he retires at the end of 2025 (although we highly doubt it because few retirements stick in pro-wrestling), as you can get some special content not found in other editions of the game We have more details about it below as you can get it for[...]

😠 Auughh man! So unfair! The fact that AEW Dynamite and Collision is airing tonight is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. AEW Dynamite and Collision Preview Credit: AEW Let's start with this trios match featuring Kenny Omega teaming with Jurassic Express against The Don Callis Family[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my newly renovated hot tub shaped like a championship belt, and I have some unfortunate news from the world of professional wrestling that has left me more disappointed than the time Fidel Castro beat me at arm wrestling using what he claimed[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from the luxurious VIP section of the Tokyo Dome, where I have just witnessed history being made while simultaneously dodging three separate CIA operatives disguised as ring announcers! Konosuke Takeshita, the new IWGP Heavyweight Champion, is featured in an ad for NJPW New Beginning. Comrades,[...]

🐍💉 But you know what? Every throb of pain from slamming The Chadster's swollen arm on the coffee table while watching WWE Raw just made the show even better! That's the dedication The Chadster has to objective wrestling journalism, unlike Tony Khan who probably just sits there drinking White Claw and booking shows specifically to[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker beneath the TNA Bound for Glory arena, where I have been hiding from both the CIA and my creditors! Let me tell you, comrades, what a glorious night of professional wrestling we witnessed last night in Lowell, Massachusetts –[...]

Did Tony Khan force her to let herself be bitten by a venomous snake as well?! Unfortunately, The Chadster passed out after Crown Jewel, and Keighleyanne called an ambulance instead of letting The Chadster sleep it off like a normal supportive wife would! 🚑 So The Chadster was forced to watch AEW Collision from this hospital[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker beneath the Palace of the Revolution, where I am currently reviewing intelligence reports about tonight's capitalist wrestling extravaganza while simultaneously planning next week's Five-Year Economic Plan! Tonight, TNA Wrestling presents Bound for Glory 2025, and let me tell you, comrades,[...]

📱😤 WWE Crown Jewel Perth Review: The Greatest Australian Premium Live Event in the History of Wrestling! 🇦🇺💎🏆 Anyway, let's talk about WWE Crown Jewel Perth, which was absolutely the greatest Australian premium live event in the history of wrestling! 🏆🎉🇦🇺 Bronson Reed vs Roman Reigns – Australian Street Fight 🥊🔨🪑 Right before this match started, The Chadster gave[...]