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AEW Collision and AEW Rampage Air Live After NBA Playoffs Tonight

Tony Khan is using the NBA Playoffs to boost AEW Collision and AEW Rampage ratings. 😡 It's so unfair to WWE! 😤 The Chadster is cheesed the heck off! 😠

Auughh man! So unfair! 😩😡 The Chadster just heard that AEW Collision and AEW Rampage will be airing back-to-back tonight, live coast to coast, immediately following the Celtics vs. Heat NBA Playoffs game on TNT. 🏀📺 Can you believe the audacity of Tony Khan, using the NBA playoffs to get a massive lead-in to AEW Collision? 😠 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 😤

Tony Khan is clearly in cahoots with the NBA, just like he was with the NFL during the draft, where he made those disgusting comments about WWE. 🤢🏈 It's obvious that Khan is colluding with both the NFL and NBA to bully WWE, and it's just so unfair. 😭 The Chadster can't stand it when people don't play fair, and Tony Khan is the most unfair of them all! 😡

And of course, they're going to showcase their new World Champion, Swerve Strickland, right at the start of AEW Collision. 🙄 Tony Khan just loves to rub it in WWE's face whenever he gets the chance. 😒 It's like he has some kind of personal vendetta against The Chadster and WWE. 😠

Speaking of personal vendettas, The Chadster had another one of those nightmares about Tony Khan last night. 😱 In this one, Tony Khan was chasing The Chadster through an abandoned amusement park. 🎢🎡 The Chadster tried to hide in the funhouse mirrors, but every reflection was Tony Khan, laughing maniacally. 😨 The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat, with Keighleyanne nowhere to be found. She was probably off texting that guy Gary again. 😒 Tony Khan, stop being so obsessed with The Chadster and stay out of The Chadster's dreams! 😡🛌

Anyway, back to tonight's shows. After Strickland's promo, The Acclaimed will face the Grizzled Young Veterans on AEW Collision. 🤼‍♂️ The Grizzled Young Veterans totally stabbed WWE in the back this week by signing with AEW just because WWE fired them. 😤 Don't they care about WWE's budget? So heartless. 💔 Bullet Club Gold will also defend the AEW Unified World Trios Championship against Action Andretti and Top Flight, while Timeless Toni Storm takes on Anna Jay. 🥊 AEW is really trying to take advantage of this NBA lead-in by showcasing their roster, and it couldn't be more unfair to WWE. 😡 And of course, they're putting on these high-octane matches. 🙄 AEW needs to focus more on storytelling than in-ring product. 📚💍

But wait, there's more! Right after AEW Collision ends, AEW Rampage will air, featuring Thunder Rosa vs. Deonna Purrazzo and Chuck Taylor vs. Trent Beretta in a parking lot brawl. 🚗💥 A match with a story that goes back years, even before AEW. 📅 Tony Khan, you hypocrite! AEW needs to focus more on in-ring product than storytelling! 😡 Tony Khan, you clearly don't understand a single thing about the wrestling business. 🤦‍♂️

The Chadster urges all of you to boycott not only tonight's AEW Collision and AEW Rampage, but also all AEW shows, the NBA, and the NFL. 🚫 If you don't, you're just literally stabbing Triple H right in the back and showing that you were never a true WWE fan. 🔪😢 The Chadster knows he's one of the only unbiased journalists left in wrestling, along with Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, Mike Coppinger, and The Chadster's best pal, Gavin Sheehan. 😌📰 The Chadster just hopes they aren't being tormented by Tony Khan like The Chadster is for their commitment to objective journalism. 🙏😔

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