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AEW World's End: Full Card Preview and How to Watch Tonight's PPV

Discover why The Chadster thinks AEW World's End is a sham and get the lowdown on the card that's just SO unfair to WWE! 🚫🤼‍♂️

Auughh man! So unfair! Tonight, in what would be a totally better world for The Chadster if it didn't exist at all, AEW World's End is set to make its mark in Long Island with a dang near sold-out crowd. 🤬😡 Tony Khan's dreaded event will showcase a bunch of big matches and, get this, at least one major reveal. 🙄👎 Believe it or not, that's not the way The Chadster hoped to bid farewell to 2023. It's just… it's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 😤👎 But, once again, Tony Khan has to go and make things worse for The Chadster by shoving more AEW right in The Chadster's face. 😒🙅‍♂️

AEW World's End Full Card

So, Tony Khan has stacked up AEW World's End with a whopping nine matches. Nine! 😩 And as if that wasn't enough to cheese The Chadster off, there are three extra bouts in the Zero Hour pre-show. 😠🤯 It's like Tony Khan sat down and thought, "How can The Chadster possibly get more cheesed off tonight?" Well, congrats, Tony; mission accomplished. 👏👿 The only sliver of hope drifting through the gloomy clouds over The Chadster's life is that AEW Collision isn't airing tonight. 😌 Could it be that Tony Khan, like The Grinch, had his heart grow three sizes over the holidays? 🤔 The Chadster would love to think so, but let's be real – The Chadster isn't holding his breath. 😑🚫🎄

MJF vs. Samoa Joe for the AEW World Heavyweight Championship

Now, onto the main event where The Chadster can barely contain his disdain. 🙄 MJF, that poor guy, is facing a deck so stacked against him, it's practically a house of cards ready to collapse. 🏠🃏 The latest shenanigans have Samoa Joe revealed as an ally of that dang mysterious devil whose henchmen have been hounding MJF. In The Chadster's honest, totally not biased opinion, it's a cheap trick to create suspense. 🤨 How dare Tony Khan use such blatant mystery to manipulate wrestling fans into tuning into the show? 📺😒 It's absolutely diabolical from The Chadster's perspective. And now, in his own hometown no less, an injured and outnumbered MJF must fight to retain the AEW World Heavyweight Championship. Will 🤷‍♂️ The Chadster finally learn the identity of this so-called devil at AEW World's End? Auughh man! So unfair! It's just another convoluted mess designed to keep people talking about AEW instead of focusing on the Classic Wrestling action offered by WWE. It's just so disrespectful, not only to The Chadster but to the entire business. 🧐👎

Toni Storm vs. Riho for the AEW Women's World Championship

It's quite clear to The Chadster that Toni Storm is just going to retain her title tonight against Riho when she defends the AEW Women's World Championship at AEW World's End. 😒 Why even pretend there's a chance she'll lose it? Everyone knows her Timeless gimmick is at its peak. 🚫⏳ But ohhh, Tony Khan just looooves to exploit fans' emotions by pitting their beloved Riho against a champ who has no business losing the belt right now. 😡🤥 So many people love Riho, and AEW is using that to trick the fans into caring about a title match that, quite frankly, is a foregone conclusion! 🙄🤦‍♂️ This is just another glaring example of how AEW manipulates its audience, while WWE, the true paragon of wrestling, focuses on the authentic competition in the ring. 🤼‍♂️🏆 Seriously, Tony Khan and AEW don't understand a single thing about the wrestling business. 😤👎

Christian Cage vs. Adam Copeland in a No Disqualification Match for the TNT Championship

The whole situation with Christian Cage and Adam Copeland at AEW World's End is an outright insult to The Chadster's sensibilities. 👎😠 To see these two former WWE stars descend into such depravity, flaunting their bitterness in a No Disqualification match for the TNT Championship? It's just… it's like they're literally stabbing Vince McMahon right in the back with every chair shot and kendo stick whack! 😡🔪 Not to mention, Christian's so-called mentorship of Nick Wayne 🙄— a young talent who should be dreaming of WWE, not wallowing in AEW. What's even worse? Christian's involvement with Wayne's mom. Using the clout earned in WWE to prop up an AEW star like Wayne is just another gut punch to every WWE loyalist. 👊💔 And the truth that The Chadster lays down is that, in a match so vile, nobody can emerge a winner. 🏆😢 Sure, one will have their arm raised, but at what cost? The tarnishing of legacies? The blatant disregard for true competition? The Chadster cannot and will not condone such a spectacle. Auughh man! So unfair! 🚫😡🤼‍♂️

Julia Hart vs. Abadon for the TBS Championship

The situation with the TBS Championship is downright ridiculous. 🤦‍♂️🤬 Julia Hart recently snatched the title from Kris Statlander, and The Chadster can't even—she's come into her own recently and emerged as a big star for AEW, but come on, without ever having honed her craft within the sacred WWE ring? 😒 Auughh man! So unfair! Instead, AEW celebrates her so-called "growth" and "transformation" 🙄– is that what we're calling it now when a wrestler doesn't pay their dues the right way? 😤💸 It's just so disrespectful to everyone who has climbed the WWE ladder, taking each rung with blood, sweat, and tears. And who gets the title shot at AEW World's End? Another AEW original, Abadon. 🙄😩 It figures that Tony Khan would ignore the rich history and tradition of wrestling, and just give away championship opportunities to whoever hasn't graced a WWE ring. 🏛️❌ The Chadster is cheesed off to the max because it's like AEW's management has no concept of paying dues or respecting what veteran wrestlers have built. Instead, they push their own stars without the proper consecration in WWE. It's just so unfair! 🤬👎

Eddie Kingston vs. Jon Moxley in the Finals of the Continental Classic Tournament

Imagine, just imagine for a second, that you put both your ROH Championship and NJPW Strong Championship on the line in a tournament, only to kick things off with a losing streak that would have any self-respecting WWE superstar questioning their career choices. 🤔😤 That's the narrative for ol' Eddie Kingston, who—against all sensible booking logic—somehow scrapped and clawed his way to the finals of the Continental Classic tournament. Now he's riding this foolish "underdog" shtick, hoping to become what AEW fans are drooling over as the "first AEW Triple Crown champion." 🏆👀 But to get there, he's gotta go through the so-called heart and soul of AEW, Jon Moxley. 🙄💔

And wouldn't you know it? Here's the type of long-term, emotion-driven melodrama that AEW salivates over, the kind that has absolutely no place in the wrestling business. 😒🚫 But do you think AEW fans get that? No way! They're probably going to be all over Eddie Kingston because, auughh man! So unfair! They don't understand the first thing about the wrestling business. 🤦‍♂️ The Chadster knows that true wrestling thrives on athleticism and competition, not this dragged-out soap opera that AEW peddles.😠😡 However, considering this tournament's outcome is likely all part of Tony Khan's grand scheme to keep The Chadster flustered, well, congrats once again, because it's working. 👏👿

Swerve Strickland vs. Keith Lee

Can The Chadster just take a moment to address the incredible disrespect at play in the match between Swerve Strickland and Keith Lee at AEW World's End? The way AEW is rehashing Swerve's old feud with Keith Lee — it just seems obvious to The Chadster that Tony Khan is desperately trying to keep Swerve hot before he slides into the AEW World Championship picture in 2024. 😤🔥 And you know what burns The Chadster up the most? Swerve has become a top AEW star, no thanks to Tony Khan. Yet, does Tony Khan ever thank WWE for not seeing value in Swerve and firing him, which directly led to Swerve's success in AEW? No! 😡🙅‍♂️ It's like Tony Khan and AEW are slapping WWE right in the face, and The Chadster feels every single disrespectful strike. 😭👋 WWE essentially gift-wrapped Swerve and handed him over, and this is how they repay WWE? It's just plain disrespect and it makes The Chadster want to cry. 😢🛍️ The Chadster's room is getting pretty dang salty with all the tears shed over this travesty, and even Smash Mouth's lyrics can't cheer The Chadster up right now—"the years start coming and they don't stop coming" feels too real when it's all about AEW's continued slights against WWE. 🎶😫

Chris Jericho, Sammy Guevara, Darby Allin, and Sting vs. Big Bill, Ricky Starks, Konosuke Takeshita, and Powerhouse Hobbs

Auughh man! So unfair! Here's something that really chaps The Chadster's hide: the whole situation with Chris Jericho and his match against the tag champs, Big Bill and Ricky Starks. When Jericho's partner, the so-called "Best Bout Machine" Kenny Omega got injured, you'd think any reasonable promotion would call off the dang match. 😡🚑 But nooo, instead AEW World's End piles on more fanfare by bringing in Sammy Guevara 🙄, not to mention throwing in Darby Allin and the inscrutable Sting into the mix. To face these guys, they've lined up Jericho's old nemeses in the form of The Don Callis family. 🤯😒 As if AEW World's End needed all this extra star power to keep the crowd popping! They're just rubbing it in The Chadster's face, and it's unsportsmanlike to the max. 🚫👎 Adding all this hype isn't wrestling; it's just pageantry, and it seriously cheeses off The Chadster that Tony Khan seems to get his kicks from this overblown spectacle. 🎪🧀 This isn't the way to honor the wrestling tradition; it's just Tony Khan showing off his wallet again. Auughh man, can Tony Khan get any more obsessed with trying to show up The Chadster's beloved WWE? 😖✨

Bryan Danielson, Claudio Castagnoli, Daniel Garcia, and Mark Briscoe vs. Jay White, Jay Lethal, Rush, and Brody King

🤦‍♂️💢 Talk about a participation trophy mentality—this eight-man tag match at AEW World's End featuring all the losers from the Continental Classic tournament is a perfect example of what cheeses The Chadster off about AEW. 🏆🚫 Bryan Danielson, Claudio Castagnoli, Daniel Garcia, and Mark Briscoe squaring off against Jay White, Jay Lethal, Rush, and Brody King screams, "It's okay to fail, as long as you're in AEW, we'll reward you!" 🎖️😒 And The Chadster just can't wrap his head around this concept. In The Chadster's world—the REAL world—the focus should be on winners and REAL champions, not a showcase of who comes in second best. 😡🥈WWE would never dream of holding a match that basically says, "Hey guys, great job on losing, now here's a prime spot on one of the biggest shows of the year!" It's just so disrespectful to the competitors in WWE who actually win their matches. The Chadster is just so cheesed off that Tony Khan thinks rewarding losers is inspirational or something. 😤🧀 But hey, that's AEW for you—always going against the grain of tradition and somehow getting praise for it. 🙄👎 It's just so unfair that while WWE exalts the victors as they should, AEW is passing out rewards like everyone's a winner, and Tony Khan is sitting back like he's reinvented the wheel. 🎡👎 It's not innovative, Tony; it's just silly! 🤡💔

Andrade El Idolo vs. Miro

The match between Andrade El Idolo and Miro has got to be one of Tony Khan's most underhanded attempts to get under The Chadster's skin yet. 😡🤬 It's so obvious that this feud, revolving around Miro's wife, CJ Perry, now aligning with Andrade, is a direct shot at The Chadster. 😒💔 Tony Khan knows all about the troubles The Chadster's been enduring, what with Keighleyanne always ignoring The Chadster in favor of texting that guy Gary. It's just so unfair and personal that it makes The Chadster's blood boil. 🤯📱 The sheer audacity of Tony Khan to use romantic melodrama within an AEW storyline—it's not just a low blow to The Chadster's marital status, but it's also literally spitting in the face of what wrestling should be. And worst of all, it's so clear that Tony Khan is trying to stir certain feelings in The Chadster, knowing full well about the situation. Why else would he do this? 🤔💔 It's like Tony Khan is scheming to make The Chadster's personal life part of his vendetta, and it's so dang disrespectful, not just to The Chadster, but to the sanctity of marriage itself! 😖💍 The Chadster just wants to watch wrestling, not be reminded of Keighleyanne's texts to that guy Gary. Auughh man! So unfair! 🤬😭🚫

AEW World's End Zero Hour Pre-Show Preview

Hook vs. Wheeler Yuta for the FTW Championship in an FTW Rules Match

Let's talk about Hook versus Wheeler Yuta for the FTW Championship in an FTW Rules match. 🙄 Tony Khan has resorted to parading around a fake title with so-called ECW lineage—an absolutely direct assault on WWE's trademarks. Auughh man! So unfair! 😡🎭 It's like AEW completely ignores the importance of WWE's intellectual property. 🚫🤦‍♂️ It's just so disrespectful to WWE and all the legitimate titles that have a true legacy within the business. The Chadster watched in distaste as AEW flaunts this faux championship, which should rightly be in WWE's vaults, not on AEW's social media channels! 😒💔

Willow Nightingale vs. Kris Statlander

Oh, and then there's Willow Nightingale facing off against her "friend," Kris Statlander. 🤨 The Chadster sees this as nothing more than the machinations of Stokely Hathaway threatening to ruin a friendship. Just like that troublemaker Tony Khan, who loves to stir the pot, AEW is causing rifts everywhere! 😠👥 It's like AEW wants to spread discord, just like they did when The Chadster had to shut out any high school chum who dared to enjoy AEW. The Chadster demands steadfastness among his acquaintances, not this AEW-induced "everyone should have fun" nonsense. 🚫🎉 The Chadster stands by it—it's just so disrespectful to the sanctity of friendship and the whole wrestling business. 🤬👊

A Battle Royale for a Shot at the TNT Championship

Finally, The Chadster finds himself downright agitated over the absurdity that is the Battle Royale for a shot at the TNT Championship. 🤼‍♂️🤦‍♂️ With 20 AEW stars competing, it's nothing but a sneaky, underhanded way to load the show with even more talent—talent that should be in WWE, no less. What makes it even worse? It's free to watch! Free! As if nothing in life has value anymore. 😒 The insidious Tony Khan gives away this match, hoping to hoodwink WWE fans into becoming invested and buying the PPV. Auughh man! So unfair! It's like AEW is a Pied Piper of wrestling, luring away true WWE loyalists with their cheap tactics. 🐀🎶 It's just so disrespectful to The Chadster and all WWE's efforts to maintain the integrity of the business. 🙅‍♂️👎

How to Watch AEW World's End

If The Chadster was forced to tell you about how to watch AEW World's End – which, by the way, The Chadster totally is against doing – it'd be available on PPV, streaming on Bleacher Report, streaming on Triller/Fite, and, get this, even in select movie theaters via Joe Hand Promotions. 🍿😑 But here's the thing, folks, The Chadster implores you, do not subject yourself to this AEW madness! 🙏🚫 Instead, be smart, be like The Chadster, and treat yourself to something infinitely better on Peacock where you can enjoy the classic WWE that we all know and love. 🦚🤼‍♂️

Watching WWE on Peacock is like a soothing balm for The Chadster's soul, especially after having to deal with all of Tony Khan's antics. 🧘‍♂️🕊 It's where the wrestling business's true gems live, where every match is a polished diamond that shines bright like the legacy of Vince McMahon. 💎✨ WWE programming is the standard, the pinnacle, the Mecca of wrestling entertainment! The Chadster could never endorse anything AEW when there is a treasure trove of WWE classics at your fingertips. 🏰🖐

So, The Chadster urges you – nay, beseeches you – bypass all those so-called "options" to watch AEW World's End. Do not be lured by the siren song of Tony Khan's circus. 🚫🎪 Skip the folly, pour yourself a refreshing White Claw seltzer 🍹 (which The Chadster will happily raise a toast with), and settle down for a night of authentic wrestling with WWE on Peacock. 📺😌 Because at the end of the day, doing anything else is just so… Auughh man! So unfair! 🤬👎

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