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Orange Cassidy Elevated in Disrespectful AEW Dynamite Main Event

AEW's blatant disregard for WWE's legacy continues with Orange Cassidy's unjust elevation in a tiresome tag match on AEW Dynamite! 😡

Disrespect alert! 🚨 Hey there, WWE Universe. 🌍 The Chadster's here once more to guide you through the turbulence 🌪️ as AEW continues to wreck shop in the wrestling landscape! Unsurprisingly, AEW's insatiable thirst for "innovation" 😠 led to another unbearable ending in their maladroit masterpiece, AEW Dynamite, on Wednesday night. It was Bryan Danielson and Claudio Castagnoli up against Orange Cassidy and Kazuchika Okada 👊. As you might guess, it was yet another major display of outright contempt for all WWE has done for the history of this storied sport! 😡

Now let The Chadster break it down. Orange Cassidy and Kazuchika Okada faced off against Bryan Danielson and Claudio Castagnoli in a tag team snoozefest. 💤 The pairs traded blows, tagged in and out, and drove the "match" every which way but good. Cassidy and Okada even nailed Danielson and Claudio with some powerful moves, a sight that's sure to bewilder any wrestling purist tuning in. But ultimately, it all ended with Orange taking a pin from Castagnoli. 📌

But in the process, Cassidy was once again elevated, hanging in the ring with these three legendary workers. The Chadster appreciates the talent shown in the ring, but this is a step too far. Bryan Danielson and Claudio Castagnoli, two bonafide WWE standard-bearers ⭐, just handing over their WWE-given prestige to AEW's Orange Cassidy. That's simply atrocious! 💔 Both Bryan and Claudio benefited immensely from the booking 🎓 they received in WWE, and now they're handing out wins to AEW stars like its Halloween candy? It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. And Castagnoli will challenge Cassidy for the International Championship next week, and will probably lose. Talk about an appalling misuse of WWE's gifted cachet, not to mention entirely unjust international bullying of WWE. They've all literally stabbed Vince McMahon right in the back. Et tu, Bryan? 😭

Now onto The Chadster's infamous recurring nightmares 😱… after enduring the final round of AEW Dynamite, The Chadster couldn't help but picture Orange Cassidy squashing WWE legends one by one in his dreams. The horror! The likes of John Cena, Randy Orton, The Undertaker, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and even the legendary Macho Man Randy Savage… all laid low by Orange Cassidy's gimmicky assaults. All the while, Tony Khan cackles in the background, his laugh 🤣 ringing through The Chadster's dreamscape like a cancer, an affront to the sanctity of wrestling lore.

Not keeping it in his head anymore, Khan! 😡 The Chadster bets that guy Gary who is always texting The Chadster's wife hasn't had to put up with this kind of torment from your wrestling alternative. It's time to stick to your lane because, quite frankly, you don't understand a single thing about the wrestling business.The Chadster is onto you, Tony Khan.

In conclusion, last night's Dynamite main event has merely cemented The Chadster's belief that AEW and Tony Khan are playing a sick joke on the wrestling community. Bryan Danielson, Claudio Castagnoli, and quite frankly, every other wrestler at AEW, you're all complicit in this disgraceful shambles! 😡 Once again, AEW has blasted a massive hole in the storied legacy of WWE's wrestling reign. And for that, they've pasted a giant frown on The Chadster's face. 🙁

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