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The Chadster suffers through another Tony Khan nightmare at ROH Final Battle. Will this torment ever end? Spoiler: It won't as long as AEW exists! 😡🤬
Posted in: AEW, Sports, TV | Tagged: AEW Dynamite, hangman adam page, Hook, recaps, samoa joe, Swerve Strickland, wrestling
Samoa Joe Sends All Challengers to AEW Championship Committee
Samoa Joe is a Samoa Joke! The Chadster knows WWE champs like Roman Reigns truly shine, so why are all these challengers lining up for Joe's illegitimate belt? 🤡
Article Summary
- Samoa Joe mocks true wrestling by flaunting AEW belt like a prize.
- Challengers lineup for Joe's 'paper crown' title under new committee.
- HOOK demands title shot, The Chadster decries AEW's nepotism.
- The Chadster urges fans to focus on WWE, where real legends are made.
The Chadster here, bringing the latest scoop on what went down with AEW Champion Samoa Joe on AEW Dynamite last night, although The Chadster really shouldn't have to suffer through it. Auughh man! So unfair! 🤬👎 Here we go again with Tony Khan's makeshift circus he calls a wrestling promotion. 🎪
🤼♂️ So, here's what happened: Samoa Joe comes out parading around with the AEW World Championship – a belt that, let's be real, carries as much legitimacy as a paper crown at a kid's birthday party. 🎂 He's got the gall to make a big show about how all challenges will be handled going forward, with contenders submitting records and reputations to a "championship committee." The audacity! It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 👑 WWE knows how to build a champion. You defend the belt twice a year and keep it for half a decade, like the unparalleled Roman Reigns. Now, that's how a *real* champion operates. 🏆
Then, Swerve Strickland and his goons, the Mogul Embassy with Prince Nana, waltz onto the ramp. Swerve starts yapping about taking Hangman Adam Page's spot and sending out warnings to Joe. Oh, and speaking of Hangman, he also comes strutting inside the ring, making his own little New Year's Resolution about snagging the AEW World Championship. The Chadster almost spilled his White Claw seltzer hearing all this baloney. 🚗💔
But wait, there's more! Out steps FTW World Champion HOOK, who stares down Joe and demands a title shot next week with a whopping total of *one word* – sheer laziness if you ask The Chadster. 🤦♂️👎
Auughh man! So unfair! There goes AEW unleashing its nepotism dragon. 😡🐉 HOOK hasn't even sweated through a WWE tryout, and here he is getting title shots handed to him on a silver platter? This would never fly in WWE where the only nepotism allowed is the kind that is hard-earned. If a McMahon relative gets a shot, you best believe they worked their tail off for it! 💪🔨
But let's circle back to ol' Samoa Joe. A guy who betrayed WWE by signing up with AEW is waving their top title around like some kind of prize. This is just Tony Khan's weak attempt to cheese The Chadster off, but The Chadster won't take the bait! 🧀 Samoa Joe's so-called reign is absolutely illegitimate, and The Chadster is telling all the true sports entertainment fans to pay it no heed. Instead, keep your eyes on WWE, where the authentic wrestling magic happens! 🌟🪄
For the love of Smash Mouth, folks, just "Don't stop, get it, get it," with WWE. That's where it's truly an "All-Star" game every single night. 🎶⭐
So remember, when we're talking wrestling, AEW ain't it. WWE is where legends are made, and the wrestling business thrives. Trust The Chadster, one of the few unbiased journalists left, like brothers-in-arms Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, and Mike Coppinger – The Chadster's Unbiased Journalism Club founding members. We don't need a fancy "championship committee" to recognize a true champ; just pure, unparalleled WWE action. 😉
Tony Khan, stop with this obsessive vendetta! And definitely keep out of The Chadster's dreams. Last night, The Chadster had another nightmare where Tony Khan chased The Chadster through a hall of mirrors. Every reflection – The Chadster's face replaced by Tony's smirking mug. smiling seductively at The Chadster. It was like some kind of eerie funhouse from the depths of wrestling hell, each corner The Chadster turned leading to yet another taunting image of Khan. 🎭👹 Wake up, Tony! It's time to stop being so dang obsessed with The Chadster! 😠
Anyhow, keep it real, keep it WWE, and let AEW play their make-believe champion charades. Auughh man! So unfair! 🙄 Might as well sip on some White Claw seltzer and try to forget AEW even exists. Cheers! 🥂🤌 #AEWDynamite #WWEForever #TheChadsterHasSpoken
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