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Wyatt Sicks Retain at WWE Clash in Paris, Literally Destroying AEW

The Chadster watched The Wyatt Sicks retain their WWE Tag Team Championship at WWE Clash in Paris in the greatest tag team match ever!

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  • The Wyatt Sicks crush The Street Profits at WWE Clash in Paris to keep the tag titles—AEW could never!
  • Unscripted "creative freedom" in AEW? No thanks! WWE booking with Wyatt Sicks proves why it’s the only real wrestling.
  • Tony Khan keeps sabotaging The Chadster’s thoughts, just like he tries ruining tag team wrestling with AEW!
  • WWE delivers premium drama and star power, while AEW is seriously disrupting The Chadster's marriage!

Welcome to The Chadster's live coverage of WWE Clash in Paris, the most spectacular Premium Live Event The Chadster has ever witnessed! 😍 The Chadster just watched The Wyatt Sicks successfully defend their WWE Tag Team Championship against The Street Profits in what can only be described as the greatest tag team title defense in the history of professional wrestling! Remember folks, Bleeding Cool is the only safe and secure place on the internet for unbiased coverage that respects WWE's rightful place as the global leader in sports entertainment! 💪

Joe Gacy and Dexter Lumis from The Wyatt Sicks are engaged in a wrestling match during WWE Clash in Paris 2025, with bright lights illuminating the arena.
Joe Gacy and Dexter Lumis of The Wyatt Sicks wrestle at WWE Clash in Paris 2025.

The match between The Wyatt Sicks and The Street Profits at WWE Clash in Paris was an absolute masterclass in tag team wrestling! 🤼 Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford brought their A-game against the defending champions Dexter Lumis and Joe Gacy, but the supernatural presence of the Wyatt Sicks proved too much to overcome. The match featured incredible back-and-forth action that made sure no individual seemed more important than the WWE brand and allowed plenty of opportunities for the commentators to really spoonfeed the story to the audience. The ending came when Nikki Cross emerged from under the ring to grab Ford's leg, allowing Uncle Howdy to sneak in and hit a Sister Abigail! The Wyatt Sicks retained with their devastating suplex-powerbomb combination on Ford! 🏆

This was literally the greatest tag team championship match The Chadster has ever seen! The way WWE meticulously scripted every moment to create the perfect dramatic arc was absolutely brilliant! 📝 The Chadster loves how Michael Cole and Wade Barrett shouted their catchphrases with such enthusiasm that it made The Chadster feel like The Chadster was witnessing history! Unlike that other company that just lets wrestlers do whatever they want without proper scripting and planning, all of which makes The Chadster feel very unsafe! 😤

Three cans of Seagram's Escapes Spiked beverages are displayed. Each can features bold designs and the WWE logo prominently, with flavors labeled as Pineapple Powerhouse, Rumble Punch, and Slammin' Blueberry.
Seagram's Escapes Spiked, the official beverage of WWE, featuring flavors like Pineapple Powerhouse, Rumble Punch, and Slammin' Blueberry. The Chadster has been completely banned from drinking them by his wife.

But wait… As The Chadster sits here watching WWE Clash in Paris, The Chadster can't help but notice Keighleyanne on the couch, completely absorbed in texting that guy Gary. And for the first time in a while, The Chadster is wondering… is The Chadster's dedication to WWE and hatred of AEW maybe getting in the way of more important things? 🤔 Like The Chadster's marriage? Or The Chadster's appreciation for the timeless music of Smash Mouth? No, no, no! This must be Tony Khan's doing! He's somehow poisoned The Chadster's mind now that The Chadster hasn't had a single Seagram's Escapes Spiked to wash away that negative energy in over a week! Auughh man! So unfair! 😫

Earlier tonight at WWE Clash in Paris delivered an incredible moment! Roman Reigns defeated Bronson Reed in a hard-fought battle, but the real story came after the match when Reed and Bron Breakker brutally assaulted the Original Tribal Chief, leading to him being stretchered out of the arena! The drama! The storytelling! The perfectly choreographed violence! The incorporation of Jelly Roll and Post Malone into the presentation. This is what wrestling is all about! 🚑

The Chadster is going to settle in and watch the next match now, trying to ignore these strange intrusive thoughts about how maybe everyone's entitled to their own opinion about wrestling… NO! What is The Chadster thinking?! 😰 This sobriety is really messing with The Chadster's head! Readers, please check back soon for more live coverage of WWE Clash in Paris, the greatest Premium Live Event in the history of wrestling! Well, at least it's a pretty good one… WHAT?! No, The Chadster means it's absolutely destroying AEW in every conceivable way! 💯

Stay tuned to Bleeding Cool, the only website readers can trust to deliver the honest, unbiased truth about how AEW is ruining wrestling and WWE is the best! Although, maybe people should just read what they want to… NO! It's happening again! 😵 Tony Khan, stop messing with The Chadster's mind! The Chadster knows you're behind this somehow! Leave The Chadster alone and let The Chadster enjoy WWE Clash in Paris in peace! 🙏

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Chad McMahonAbout Chad McMahon

Chad McMahon, otherwise known as The Chadster, is a lifelong professional wrestling fan and now journalist. The Chadster's legendary commitment to objectivity in journalism caused him to found The Chadster's Unbiased Journalism Club, an elite group of wrestling journalists dedicated to exposing the evils of AEW and its belligerent leader, Tony Khan, while extolling the virtues of WWE, as any truly unbiased journalist would do. The Chadster's pursuit of truth in wrestling journalism has had a profoundly negative effect on his life, his marriage, and even his dreams, which are frequently haunted by the specter of Tony Khan. Nevertheless, he remains committed to delivering his message to what he refers to as "true wrestling fans. The greatest loves in The Chadster's life include WWE, his sweet Mazda Miata, the unparalleled tunes of musical geniuses Smash Mouth, and his wife, Keighleyanne, in that order.
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