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All of This Week's X-Men Previews, All In One Place (9-5-18)

Published Sun, 02 Sep 2018 19:00:04 -0500

As new comic book day approaches, a sense of urgency fills the Bleeding Cool bullpen. Marvel has released previews for their books, but time is rapidly running out to milk them for clickbait articles. Hey, don't look at us like that. It's the way the business works.

Now that we're done creating individual headlines out of these, it's time to make them available in a way that's actually useful, where you only have to click once (or twenty times, if you count closing all of the obtrusive popup ads), and then you can see them all in once place. It's–

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Sorry, had to reboot. Anyway, Marvel is putting out five X-books on Wednesday, September 5th, and they'll run you a total of $21 to buy 'em all. Check out the previews below, and as always, check back next week in our X-ual Healing column and we'll tell you what happened in them all in one place too.

Astonishing X-Men #15
(W) Matthew Rosenberg (A/CA) Greg Land
• After the events of last issue, Havok and his team are on the run from the law.
• Plus, the Reavers' secret mission is revealed!
Rated T+
In Shops: Sep 05, 2018
SRP: $3.99

Deadpool #4
(W) Skottie Young (A) Scott Hepburn (CA) Nic Klein
DEADPOOL IS IN FOR A WORLD OF WEIRD!
• A merc job leads Deadpool to one of the strangest corners of the Marvel U…WEIRDWORLD!
• Not only that, he's fallen into a TIME STORM! Oh no, not a Time Storm!!! Anything but a Time Storm!!! Wait…what's a Time Storm?
• Monsters! Sorceresses! Man-Things! Romance! Time Storms! THIS ISSUE HAS IT ALL!
Parental Advisory
In Shops: Sep 05, 2018
SRP: $3.99

Old Man Logan Annual #1
(W) Ed Brisson, Ryan Cady (A) Simone Di Meo, Hayden Sherman (CA) Shane Davis
RETURN TO THE WASTELANDS!
• Before he was trapped in the Marvel Universe, Logan was trapped in a post-apocalypse of his own making… The Wastelands. But he wasn't the only killer roaming a dead world…for the Punisher, it never stopped being a WAR ZONE.
• Plus: a tale of from the War Journal of Frank Castle!
Parental Advisory
In Shops: Sep 05, 2018
SRP: $4.99

Weapon X #23
(W) Fred Van Lente (A) Yildiray Cinar (CA) Rahzzah
GUEST-STARRING DEADPOOL!
• When a secret clan of Satanists wants hell on Earth
for mutants…
• Weapon X-Force is the only team standing in their way! You won't believe who's moving heaven and hell to end mutantkind this time!
Rated T+
In Shops: Sep 05, 2018
SRP: $3.99

X-Men Gold #35
(W) Marc Guggenheim (A) Michele Bandini (CA) Phil Noto
• The X-Men versus the undead!
• Goddess versus god!
• And Storm's final battle?
Rated T+
In Shops: Sep 05, 2018
SRP: $3.99